Anthony Jeselnik

Reliable.

I live close by, so it was easy to get here early.

I'm not right next door like you guys.

How did you slip by?

Did you go through the front door?

No, I walked in.

They were loading in booze, so I just kind of walked in.

Oh, man.

We missed you.

Yeah.

Too bad.

Nice Audi.

Now we're here.

Is it every day?

It was like in the beginning when I am like starting the new hour, I just like every day as much as I can.

My big thing was like right before I went to bed, I went from writing in a laptop to a notebook.

My brother had gotten me a notebook for Christmas and I used to hate writing in notebooks, but he got me one, he got me a sketch pad by mistake.

And by not having lines, all of a sudden I could just sit there, like my handwriting's so bad.

The lines like made me feel like I was back in school, but just being able to write in like a blank page, I would write like five or six jokes a night right before I went to bed and then wake up in the morning and like remember the jokes.

It felt like an elf came in the middle of the night and wrote jokes for me.