Ben Brock Johnson

Paint mixing?

Paint mixing?

From minimalist coffee shops...

that remind me of Brooklyn all the time to the all-white kitchen trend.

No, not the onesies.

Although Cloud Dancer makes more sense when it's in relation to children.

So, you know, we wanted to talk to sad beige Haley DeRoche, who's been watching this unfold for a while.

and who has a book inspired by her TikTok series called Dress Your Baby in Sage and Taupe, a handbook for the sad beige parent.

Is there any other way that you would describe sad beige to someone who doesn't know anything about what sad beige is?

Like imagine a time traveler arrived who doesn't know what the Internet is.

What is sad beige the color for you?

What does that aesthetic look like to you?

Did you have a band in middle school called Khaki Oatmeal Camel?

This is so weird to me, though.

I mean, I grew up.

So I was an 80s baby.

And when I grew up, you know, bright colors were everywhere in the 90s.

It went kind of neon.

I can still remember getting like getting the sunglasses from Back to the Future 2 as as a goodie from Pizza Hut.

And they had these like funky sunglasses that were very neon.