Big Jay Oakerson

Yeah, the Elmo is... the elmo yeah just let me get that story that was the first one they sent me to the guy was like hey if you want to make more money i also during the day the stripper company does kids parties where you dress up as the costumes same guy you go to the same guy's house with his fucking koi pond and pick up the fucking bag uh the trash bag mind you full of costume that was like

Not the licensed ones, I guess you'd say. You know, they were like shitty costumes. Yeah, knock off Elmo's. So I was Elmo, and they sent me, I was the last call for the stripper thing and this. Like, you know, we need somebody. Our main guys can't do it. So I always got the shittiest gigs, and I mean, like, real, like, North Philly, like, scary places to go. And I went as Elmo right away.

Not the licensed ones, I guess you'd say. You know, they were like shitty costumes. Yeah, knock off Elmo's. So I was Elmo, and they sent me, I was the last call for the stripper thing and this. Like, you know, we need somebody. Our main guys can't do it. So I always got the shittiest gigs, and I mean, like, real, like, North Philly, like, scary places to go. And I went as Elmo right away.

No one's happy to see me. They're like, why is a white guy with a garbage bag coming to our front door? And, uh, then they let me in and I was like, yeah, I'm doing the, I'm doing, I'm here for the kids, but you know, I'm going to go, all right, go change in the back. It's sweltering hot. It's like summertime. I put on the Elmo costume and then I come out to start day and they, I, uh,

No one's happy to see me. They're like, why is a white guy with a garbage bag coming to our front door? And, uh, then they let me in and I was like, yeah, I'm doing the, I'm doing, I'm here for the kids, but you know, I'm going to go, all right, go change in the back. It's sweltering hot. It's like summertime. I put on the Elmo costume and then I come out to start day and they, I, uh,

Tell him, like, you know, the lady was yelling at me to do the hokey pokey. But I was giving her, I gave her, like, a CD you have to, like, put in. And she was like, we ain't got no player here. Just do the hokey. She kept yelling, do the hokey pokey. Which is a funny thing to be yelled at. And, you know, I got a little screen.

Tell him, like, you know, the lady was yelling at me to do the hokey pokey. But I was giving her, I gave her, like, a CD you have to, like, put in. And she was like, we ain't got no player here. Just do the hokey. She kept yelling, do the hokey pokey. Which is a funny thing to be yelled at. And, you know, I got a little screen.

I'm like, miss, it's sort of the closer, you know, like the hokey pokey with all the kids. And then, whatchamacallit, this little girl, this little black girl, like, barrettes her. She was so cute. Like, it was a moment where I was like, oh, this is cool. Like, this kid. Because she did, like, the hug. She hugged my leg and loved you, Elmo.

I'm like, miss, it's sort of the closer, you know, like the hokey pokey with all the kids. And then, whatchamacallit, this little girl, this little black girl, like, barrettes her. She was so cute. Like, it was a moment where I was like, oh, this is cool. Like, this kid. Because she did, like, the hug. She hugged my leg and loved you, Elmo.

And then kids, like, bad kids, you could tell, were coming in the block on bikes. And they came to the party. And while this girl was literally hugging my leg, the kid was like, yeah, that ain't the real Elmo. Yeah.

And then kids, like, bad kids, you could tell, were coming in the block on bikes. And they came to the party. And while this girl was literally hugging my leg, the kid was like, yeah, that ain't the real Elmo. Yeah.

and she's like yes it is and he's like he's like no it ain't and he starts looking through the grill yeah i'm going come on kid and he just lifts the sleeve up of the thing and screams he goes elmo's white dude that's like the mom came over and she was yelling at the kid She goes, no, this is Elmo, honey. This is Elmo. And the little girl's getting upset. And the kid just pointed out.

and she's like yes it is and he's like he's like no it ain't and he starts looking through the grill yeah i'm going come on kid and he just lifts the sleeve up of the thing and screams he goes elmo's white dude that's like the mom came over and she was yelling at the kid She goes, no, this is Elmo, honey. This is Elmo. And the little girl's getting upset. And the kid just pointed out.

And you're almost going like, hey, kid, stop. And he goes, if that's the real Elmo, why is he wearing FUBU sneakers? Which I was. Sick. FUBU sneakers. And then the kid said, he goes, let's see if Elmo has nuts. And then I couldn't find him out of my little screen. And then he just launched me. And, like, no repercussions. He just socked you in the balls.

And you're almost going like, hey, kid, stop. And he goes, if that's the real Elmo, why is he wearing FUBU sneakers? Which I was. Sick. FUBU sneakers. And then the kid said, he goes, let's see if Elmo has nuts. And then I couldn't find him out of my little screen. And then he just launched me. And, like, no repercussions. He just socked you in the balls.

I mean, like, but no, but, like, the top of his foot hit, like, my ass crack. Like, he was... He got in it.

I mean, like, but no, but, like, the top of his foot hit, like, my ass crack. Like, he was... He got in it.

I'm ruining this shit. I have less scary stories from the stripper thing than the kids' parties, dude. One time I went, and the owner of this company would say whatever to sell. Sorry, we got some plumbers here. They're going wild. The owner of the company would say whatever to sell the gig. Getting all your poops out. The owner would do anything to sell the gig.

I'm ruining this shit. I have less scary stories from the stripper thing than the kids' parties, dude. One time I went, and the owner of this company would say whatever to sell. Sorry, we got some plumbers here. They're going wild. The owner of the company would say whatever to sell the gig. Getting all your poops out. The owner would do anything to sell the gig.

So I was going to be as Winnie the Pooh to a kid's party, North Philly, and I get in there, and then the guy goes, as soon as I get there, the guy goes, as soon as I get in there, he goes, yo, where's the presents and balloons? And I was like... Which I thought was even a weird thing that someone would ever believe that's going to happen.