Brendan Sagalow

This boy's got the brain of a child.

14, 15, yeah.

Stop singing those goddamn show tunes.

It wasn't a hard job, but I just never really cleaned up after.

Janitor.

they just had me come in they're like because I remember coming in they were just like we don't have any parties and I was like okay what am I supposed to do and they're like just like clean around and stuff and for hours I would just walk around cleaning like they never gave me any direction the manager actually got fired from there because he strangled this girl named blaze

There was a girl there named Blaze who was a lesbian, and he was a big fat guy named Franklin, and he ended up strangling her.

Not killing her.

No, no, no, no.

Not killing her.

When you say party host... He put his hands around her neck so he got fired.

He was mad at her or something.

Jesus.

I know.

So the party host... You are fucking next level trash.

Tell me about it.

I mean...

You know, and so the job consisted of you'd go in about an hour and a half earlier.

You'd set up the table.

You'd set up how many.