Christine Fox (Josh's Mum)

Well, was it the three of us or was it me that I said to them, can you chuck some money towards because it turned out more expensive?

I'm taking the credit for that trip.

For some context for the listeners, when I saw your tenor lady things, I wasn't aware that post-children women can need them because you may, for decades after, apparently, have a little wee now and again, unexpectedly.

Well... Yeah, no, that's fine.

I was educated.

But then...

When I asked you that, we were enjoying this lovely sunset, the flowers, the arches, pictures, and you just suddenly gone from a smile on your face to like a strained expression that reminded me when you look at a baby and it's like, are they doing the business?

So that's why I said, are you doing a piss?

No, in that moment in Italy when you suddenly had the smile, then I was like, oh, she looks a bit in discomfort right now.

Is this happening?

For Australian listeners, that's like pop music, a pop magazine.

and you used to come out was it it was like what yeah well i saw a gap in the market the boys i was interested in the music all the the boys in school were like oh beyonce so sexy shakira sexy and i'm like all right you want a picture give 50p because they weren't going to buy the magazines i remember this is pre-internet pre-porn so this is what these kids had and it was like you were a little entrepreneur back then

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Did I ever perform with them or sing anything?

So this is obviously your audition.

Well, I've not laughed myself, but I suppose it's about me.

But I just worry that the material... Firstly, I worry I'm going to be embarrassed, but secondly, I worry that it's very much... You know when someone says, when?

When did I ask?

It's giving when.

But is that thing, you know, when someone goes, oh, look at my baby, it's the cutest baby in the world.