Craig Jones

Carrying a fucking massive suitcase around the entire time. That's where, that's where Seth, again, the personal assistant comes in. He meets me in destinations for wardrobe changes and Xanax resupplies. That's basically keeps me, keeps me going. It's hard to pack full climates, you know? Hard to fit a gay cowboy hat in there, too. That's true. That's true.

Carrying a fucking massive suitcase around the entire time. That's where, that's where Seth, again, the personal assistant comes in. He meets me in destinations for wardrobe changes and Xanax resupplies. That's basically keeps me, keeps me going. It's hard to pack full climates, you know? Hard to fit a gay cowboy hat in there, too. That's true. That's true.

CGI2 is back August 30, 31 in Vegas, Thomas Mac Events Center. This time we're mixing it up. I think the first event, we won that battle. We proved sort of that jiu-jitsu can be exciting. Might have to fight a woman to do it, but yeah. It can be. That's what lured you in. You heard about me finding a woman. You were like, I'm there.

CGI2 is back August 30, 31 in Vegas, Thomas Mac Events Center. This time we're mixing it up. I think the first event, we won that battle. We proved sort of that jiu-jitsu can be exciting. Might have to fight a woman to do it, but yeah. It can be. That's what lured you in. You heard about me finding a woman. You were like, I'm there.

CGI2 is back August 30, 31 in Vegas, Thomas Mac Events Center. This time we're mixing it up. I think the first event, we won that battle. We proved sort of that jiu-jitsu can be exciting. Might have to fight a woman to do it, but yeah. It can be. That's what lured you in. You heard about me finding a woman. You were like, I'm there.

Honestly, the worst thought I had when I saw the women getting whipped was really like, I want to be like, guys, we can do this emotionally. I was going to teach them about gaslighting. I was like, save your shoulders. You need stem cells in Columbia. Yeah. Yeah, CGI2 will be a team's event. So the most exciting event I've ever participated in was a Japanese event called Quintet.

Honestly, the worst thought I had when I saw the women getting whipped was really like, I want to be like, guys, we can do this emotionally. I was going to teach them about gaslighting. I was like, save your shoulders. You need stem cells in Columbia. Yeah. Yeah, CGI2 will be a team's event. So the most exciting event I've ever participated in was a Japanese event called Quintet.

Honestly, the worst thought I had when I saw the women getting whipped was really like, I want to be like, guys, we can do this emotionally. I was going to teach them about gaslighting. I was like, save your shoulders. You need stem cells in Columbia. Yeah. Yeah, CGI2 will be a team's event. So the most exciting event I've ever participated in was a Japanese event called Quintet.

Did they make it up?

Did they make it up?

Did they make it up?

Kazushi Sakuraba, famous Japanese MMA fighter. And it was his contribution to grappling. And it's sort of an iteration of a wrestling meet where guys are fighting off of different divisions. But it had the last man standing sort of dynamic to it. And I didn't just want to do CGI1, same format again. Obviously, we gave away $2 million. It was fucking expensive.

Kazushi Sakuraba, famous Japanese MMA fighter. And it was his contribution to grappling. And it's sort of an iteration of a wrestling meet where guys are fighting off of different divisions. But it had the last man standing sort of dynamic to it. And I didn't just want to do CGI1, same format again. Obviously, we gave away $2 million. It was fucking expensive.

Kazushi Sakuraba, famous Japanese MMA fighter. And it was his contribution to grappling. And it's sort of an iteration of a wrestling meet where guys are fighting off of different divisions. But it had the last man standing sort of dynamic to it. And I didn't just want to do CGI1, same format again. Obviously, we gave away $2 million. It was fucking expensive.

I thought, how can we cheapen out a bit on this event? And I was like, all right, team's event, $1 million prize pool. Because really, a lot of people... CGI1 sort of showed who the two best athletes in the world were. And there's a lot of contention about really who's the best team in the world. So I was like, let's try and do real teams...

I thought, how can we cheapen out a bit on this event? And I was like, all right, team's event, $1 million prize pool. Because really, a lot of people... CGI1 sort of showed who the two best athletes in the world were. And there's a lot of contention about really who's the best team in the world. So I was like, let's try and do real teams...

I thought, how can we cheapen out a bit on this event? And I was like, all right, team's event, $1 million prize pool. Because really, a lot of people... CGI1 sort of showed who the two best athletes in the world were. And there's a lot of contention about really who's the best team in the world. So I was like, let's try and do real teams...

You pick your five best guys, five sort of ADCC Olympic divisions, and we'll do a last man standing style event. And we're going to add in, we're obviously heavily inspired by quintet. Quintet would ban heel hooks. MMA fighters are terrified of leg locks. I don't know why they always do that. So leg locks are allowed for us. And we're borrowing, obviously, from wrestling.

You pick your five best guys, five sort of ADCC Olympic divisions, and we'll do a last man standing style event. And we're going to add in, we're obviously heavily inspired by quintet. Quintet would ban heel hooks. MMA fighters are terrified of leg locks. I don't know why they always do that. So leg locks are allowed for us. And we're borrowing, obviously, from wrestling.

You pick your five best guys, five sort of ADCC Olympic divisions, and we'll do a last man standing style event. And we're going to add in, we're obviously heavily inspired by quintet. Quintet would ban heel hooks. MMA fighters are terrified of leg locks. I don't know why they always do that. So leg locks are allowed for us. And we're borrowing, obviously, from wrestling.