Dan Riskin

I mean, you're sitting on the toilet, but your feet are squatted up.

I don't know.

Look it up.

Squatty potty.

We used to have it on the wall where you can't see.

So you get on the toilet and you'd be like, oh, wow, that's David.

But yeah, we've always had a big photo of me in our guest room, no matter where we've lived.

Guest bathroom.

Well, I guess it's my first time having a second bathroom.

It was in our primary bathroom before.

You know, it's not that well thought out, but yes, it was there to create joy and surprise people.

Like, who is this weirdo with an oversized portrait of his face?

Like, the portrait is bigger than my face in the bathroom.

It's a huge David Cooper behind the toilet.

It's not huge, huge, but anyway.

Okay, well, at first I'm like, okay, we started this interview a little too inappropriate with the pooping and the vagina whisper, but our first story is going to go straight downhill from here.

Why do researchers need to answer the question, does penis size matter?

And then like, what are they trying to answer?

How are they getting funding for this?

What's going on?