Dan Riskin

I mean, I'm not a... I'm neither.

But I just mean like my...

you can offer all the information about your penis you want to i i will not share my hanging out size is nothing to write home about but i was once told by a partner that i had a um a very good um phallus to body ratio oh that's nice so like while i'm not you know huge but because i'm short the ratio of my height to my size was was good that's nice not not great i'm not and you know i'm not but the flaccid the the the showing size is like i'm no good in a sauna i'm it's embarrassing

Well, I go to like co-ed nude steam baths, or at least I used to when I was in San Francisco.

And it was always fair.

I just had to act confident, you know?

You have to.

Yeah.

When you're naked around other people, just project confidence.

I think what you actually have going on is not as important.

I don't know, Burning Man, like, I just... Burning Man, you must be naked all the time.

It was in San Francisco.

It's a very, like, hippy-dippy culture.

I don't know.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know why I started going, but I got asked to be a best man at this Banya.

My friend, his future wife, me and Miranda, we're all there naked in the sauna, and then he's like, no, not best man.

He's sorry.

He said, do you want to be in my wedding party?