Edward

We're all wondering where this is going.

He's been murdered.

Figgy pudding had been tampered with.

Tampered.

Poison, they say.

According to the London Illustrated News.

Poison.

Right.

For 40 years, no one would buy this boat.

They thought it was cursed.

But then my great-great-grandfather... He was thick, so he bought it.

And it's been in my family ever since.

it was mr taylor i thought it was mr taylor i was so confused no no well i like i said i don't live on it anymore so i rented it out to mr taylor oh and he was a bit naughty in selling it but um yeah at the same time okay he's a scam artist mr taylor's a scam do not trust this man i don't know i think i slightly trust him more than you

Would you like a biscuit?

Yes, please.

Garibaldi or rich tea?

The last rich tea, you're right with that.

I've been...

been dying to get rid of that last rich tea the last biscuit in a packet looks so pathetic really there you go thank you enjoy your biscuits boys thank you um now the toilet doesn't have a door

And neither does the oven.