Gabriel Iglesias
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We'll reset it one more time.
Make some noise for Jason Vest, everybody.
46 years old and I'm six years overdue for getting my prostate checked I hate doctors and I'm terrified to get the procedure done because I haven't had a man put a finger up my butt since I was a Cub Scout for those of you that cringe do not cringe I was a loose boy I was a loose boy I was a slutty kid and I fucked my way to the top of the Eagle Scouts
I jerked off a scout leader with a Nintendo Power Glove in the back of a 1986 Ford Escort.
I'm a veteran, and I go to the VA medical system for my health care, and it's shitty.
I get four Viagra tablets monthly.
I spent 20 years in the military and one year in Iraq, and that only equates to four hard-ons a month?
This is your first time on the show, correct?
Everything's backwards here tonight.