Harlan Williams
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Podcast Appearances
I love you.
How old are you, guy?
I'm 21.
21?
What's the tat?
Yeah, I saw that.
Anyway, Heath... Can I ask you, and this is for real, because you got the look, you got the... I don't even know what... But have you ever been an altar boy, my guy?
Okay, it's coming.
Do you ever just wander into, like, a junior school and pretend you're one of the kids?
Like, you ever just wander?
Yeah, I get free lunch.
It's great.
Yeah.
Really?
Do you drive, buddy?
Do you drive?
Yeah, you're going to get a car.
I think there's some Tomkas on sale down at the mall.
I mean, you would literally... Look, everyone knows you look young, it's great, but you'd get pulled over every, like, seven miles, right?
They think there goes a fucking nine-year-old in a Prius.