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Because I just think almost no one else realised that, what can you do to a salt and pepper shaker to make it... There was a pencil sharpener that was worth about a grand.
My favourite one was that he bought... He embezzled a copy of his wife's book of speeches.
Am I wrong to think that's... He could have absolutely got a comp from the publisher.
If your husband embezzled a copy of your latest book, you'd be fuming with him.
Yeah, okay, fair enough.
But then at the bottom of the list... That's a hand.
That's when journalists come round and you have to pretend to be of the people.
Let's put it in your mother-in-law's drive.
Can I just say that John Swinney may have done the first and maybe only joke of his life.
Did you see this inadvertently?
They said, do you think Nicola Sturgeon was really cooperating with the police when she just said no comment for seven hours?
And he said, no comment.
Secret of comedy is timing.
Very strong, very strong.
Yeah, can you even remember what the end of 2017, the beginning of 2018 were like?
They're now the sort of mists of time.
Well, Trump has just, I mean, talk about being a massive crook.
He has absolutely plundered the American state.