Helen

So he's got his sons involved in a crypto business.

You know, he's doing deals with various Middle Eastern Gulf monarchies that seem to be basically his foreign policies have been an extension of his hotel business.

And, you know, the other thing is he just has this situation now where he will just pardon people.

if they've donated money to him, which just sort of seems fairly just obviously crooked, but it's sort of apparently due to a loophole absolutely fine.

So the latest thing he's done is he's created a huge slush fund.

The Department of Justice created a huge slush fund, over a billion dollars, to basically pay off people like the January 6th rioters who've been victims of miscarriages of justice.

Now, you've covered some miscarriages of justice in your time.

I would say that people who turned up, hit a policeman over the head with a truncheon while dressed as, you know...

I don't know, it's sort of like a... Shamans.

Yeah, shamans or whatever.

I've probably put the post office people slightly higher on the list than them.

So I think that he has basically checked out of the American presidency.

What happened is he came in with this blueprint for government from the Heritage Foundation, Project 2025.

He went through a blizzard of executive orders, which all American presidents have come to rely on now, essentially.

It's a very cheap way of getting things without having to do them through Congress.

And then has just become wildly distracted

by the iran war there's talk about them doing some kind of incursion into cuba but they just kind of don't really have the bandwidth for it but they might do it anyway because they're bonkers and and he's meanwhile just i think also he feels very lame duck in the sense that he's already got a gold statue of himself and he's just got a b he's building a huge ufc ring

On the south lawn of the White House.

I'm sure everyone in the audience is a huge fan of mixed martial arts.

It's Ultimate Fighting Championship.