James Everett

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Natasha had her BDI on Anna to replace her as WI speaker, which I have to say is very unprofessional.

Your program gets printed in March, and last-minute changes are frowned upon.

Natasha was busy showing one uninterested party of British investors around the village and one group of what were clearly Russian spies who were apparently keen on rewilding.

Maybe they were planning on using Ambridge as a base from which to visit Salisbury Cathedral.

The tea room can start doing brie and novichok sandwiches.

Natasha took them to the rewilding where they were hoping for a glimpse of Beaver but they had to settle for a quick flash of Justin instead.

Bert is on the apps, and Tracey's anxiety that he might meet someone that liked sushi made me think she was concerned he may start a meaningful relationship with Fabrizia Felpersham, which would be far from ideal for both of them, although jolly useful in material for me.

Just to really put the tin hat on Bert's day, he was having tofu for tea, which they all talked through with their mouths full, which was horrible.

Horribin'.

Azra accidentally let the bird out of the bag and Fletch flew to freedom out of the window where he will no doubt be immediately eaten by Hilda Ogden and that will provide us with another fortnight of going nowhere storyline.

Rory reappeared and was on the receiving end of an Adam's special sinister voice and a few moments of that meant the dam burst and he told him all.

He ran away, pursued by Adam, droning on like a Dalek, and fortunately ran into the best person he could possibly run into, namely Dr. Sigmund Benjamin Archer.

Being the only therapist and mental health specialist in an entire village is a heavy burden to carry,

particularly when you're not one, but instead are a newly qualified nurse who spends most of his day rolling up old people's trouser legs.

Anyway, a momentous decision was made.

Rory announced to Brian that he couldn't cope with the guilt anymore.

And Brian told him, with the lordly air of the very experienced, that if you just ignore guilt, it goes away eventually.

He then attempted to coerce Rory into not confessing to perverting the course of justice by suggesting something that would, well, it would pervert the course of justice, a false confession.

Brian's plan worked so well that Rory went to confess to George instead, which was a much better plan.