Julian
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New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
My mom asked me, she said, you're never like nice to me enough or whatever.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
And she said, what if it was me and Oprah hanging off a cliff and you could only save one of us?
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
And he was like, well, why would I save you?
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
And she's like, what the fuck?
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
And he's like, what are you going to give me?
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
He was like, if I save Oprah, at least I get a fucking iPad at the minimum.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
You get a car just for showing up.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
Who knows what's stepping ass on her.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
She's like, you get a car now for saving my life.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
I mean, I feel like my mom would save Oprah before me.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
Oh, your mom would definitely save Oprah before you.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
She saved Jay Leno in front of me before me.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
No, Jay Leno was about to save her.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
The whole day I need to be saved.
New Rory & MAL
Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner
A lot of them, they all wanted her.