Lane Beachley

So John Stevens became a good friend after I did the Celebrity Grand Prix down at the Formula One race.

And at the time, he was performing for InXS.

And John thought Kirk and I would make a great match.

No idea why, because there's nothing that Kirk and I have in common other than Rosé.

Now, Ken and I had recently broken up and Kirk had recently broken up with his long-term relationship as well.

So when we met, it was at a private show in Sydney, an event down in Pitt Street, and

And I stood front of centre at the stage watching John sing and Kirk perform.

And Kirk performed barefoot and I liked to perform and speak barefoot.

So I thought, oh, that's cute.

There's something we have in common.

But I literally kept looking at Kirk and looking at John going, Kirk, John, John, you're hot.

Kirk, you're so not.

Can I go home with a married guy?

Because I'm just not feeling this, John.

But I had made a promise to John that I would take Kirk on a date.

So...

I reluctantly walked up to Kirk after the show and it was Kirk's night.

It was all of his mates, all of his friends, and I just kept rudely interrupting him to try and get his attention and he kept rudely dissing me.

Like, I have no interest in you.

Hi, yeah, good to see you, but can't you see I'm in the middle of a conversation?