Mason Bird
👤 Speaker
190
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KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I used to do surprisingly well, but the love life in Austin has been pretty rough.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I kill in the Midwest, though.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
The last time I had sex, I was like a chef at a bar, and I had a knack for banging hot waitresses for some reason.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
And just after work, she had a boyfriend, and she just threw herself at me, and I found out I wasn't a good dude that night.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I will help your girlfriend cheat on you.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
I found that out about myself.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
But no, she was really fun.
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
Did she go on top, or is she still alive?
KILL TONY
#738 - JIMMY CARR + ANDREW SANTINO
Yeah, I try to write like five minutes a week, and sometimes it's really ass, so I just get rid of it or try to make it better, but 20 minutes of good material.