Mason Bird
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Podcast Appearances
Desk, and I'm usually just like eating chips and thinking.
I like lean back and stare at the ceiling.
I guess, yeah, I just kind of turn everything off and figure it out.
I'm here to bust it wide open.
a teenager told me I look like a school shooter the other day that shoots insulin instead of bullets.
He was like, your least favorite part of a school shooting would be missing lunch.
It better not be pizza day, dude.
I feel like the only way I can personally relate to Rosa Parks...
is when I'm walking through the center of an airplane and everyone's staring at me like, that motherfucker better not sit next to me, dude.
He better be taking his ass to the front of the plane where the big fellas belong.