Maya Umemoto Gorman

Ooh.

I want to get two.

I want to get one for my car so I can tap it before I go out for like, you know, keys with the girls and lunch and shit.

And then I want to get one for my, I just, to that point, I need to think of like how, like I might put it in a bush or something.

Like I need to think, maybe I'll put it in the mailbox.

Like I need to think of something that's like still like it's doing too much.

It's just hard because like my parking been so trash sometimes that I'm like, well, what if I actually need my phone?

Then I got to walk three blocks.

when we go see, but I'm trying to get in like a nasty, like I'm genuinely like all I need on my phone is YouTube.

Everything else, y'all lying to me.

Well, we also peruse different platforms too.

well because see when i'm on youtube bruh well i'm fixing my algorithm now i'm off that well because i blocked all the true crime accounts get into that hi guys i'm off i'm off my true crime shit i thought it needs to take care of our subconscious like genuinely guys like i just never underestimate the power of your subconscious like i hate to be like that but it's so true because i'll really sit there and be like like the other day i haven't been watching too much true crime because it just hasn't been there the passive viewing you know what i'm saying the other day i did turn on a hulu documentary that just came out

So sad.

And because I wasn't in my like rotted true crime shit, that shit shook me.

Like I literally watched it and I was like, why the fuck would I watch that?

Well, and we can talk about that on Patreon too, but by for fun, I just mean in passing.

Like I'm not obviously watching it like, but I just like, even just like the passing of like, I want to, I want to know this.

I'm gonna just turn it on while I'm doing dishes.

And it's about murder?

Yeah.