Michael Blaustein

Yeah, like, you know, your priest jerks always start being like, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh, guh.

Guh, guh, guh, guh, gooning.

A lot of shit's trauma.

I was bed wet.

That was all trauma, apparently.

I went late.

13, 14.

Damn.

That's wild.

When I went to college, I would black out from drinking, and I would wet the bed again.

So I'd kick back in.

Many times.

Really?

No.

I was R. Kelly.

I tried.

yeah if you wake up if you wake up it wasn't me it was for sure you it was you yeah just my boxes were perfectly dry so what happened just i think i was in college i still was just happy that i even hit so you know i'm like i just threw away the like the target matches topper and then i was like all right yeah i would have to send flowers and shit after it was very embarrassing really that often yeah it was a thing damn and my friends knew it so they'd like should have just made up a lie it means like it means i like you yeah it's

Good luck.

The weird kid's like, it doesn't matter.

I'm giving a dog a boner.