Nicole Tran
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Podcast Appearances
I said, fuck them kids.
Y'all hear me.
I told you, sucking dick too hard.
I'm a professional stand-up comedian and disabled veteran.
I just wish God would have told me I was funny before I paid them student loans back and got that master's degree in civil engineering.
I did all that shit for him to say, bitch, you funny.
The best engineering school there is.
I know, right?
My kids and my grandkids, yeah.
Let's see them play before they got grandkids.
Well, you know what?
When my husband left me for a man, it ain't too much shit stand-up can't say to.
Nah, I guess he was prettier than me, though.
About 10 years.
I'm her third husband.
Nah, I got the superpower.