Nikki Westcott
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Podcast Appearances
And I said, sorry, what?
I lay there staring at the ceiling thinking I have just let a stranger lick my ass and quote Cars in the same evening.
Where did I go wrong in life?
Oh, it's Ka-chow from Cars.
6am hits.
I wake him up and go, hey, I've got breaky plans.
He leaves.
I block him on everything before he even reaches the end of the street.
Whoa, what a weird situation.
It's like he's got... Like Tourette's.
Flip you over, lick your bum.
Like, what do you mean?
So much, like, rough and โ Like, so much rough and movement.
And, like, real quick into it.
Oh, my God.
Someone writes in, I took Lucy Jackson home once.
She licked my bum hole.