Rembrandt

I said it when Toby said it.

Oh yeah, I remember saying it then.

But then when I got in there, she's like, we're doing boom, boom, boom, boom.

And then it skipped over my head.

And it was only once I was on the bed that I was like, fuck, I don't want to do the facial.

And then, this is pathetic.

I was working up to it for like an hour.

so after the scrub yeah obviously took a shower yeah yeah and then we had the massage so i was thinking all right i'm assuming pre no post massage pre-facial she's there's going to be another two minute break while she sets up for the facial so in that period i'm going to say if it's all right with you and i was even pre-planning the words i was going to use i didn't want to go in hot and be like i don't want the facial like a breakup yeah i'm

I was overthinking, overthinking, overthinking.

And I was like, right, right, right, right, right, right.

I need to do it.

I need to do it.

And then midway through my massage, she's like, all right, roll over.

And then she started doing like my arms and all this kind of stuff.

And then out of nowhere, she just went straight into the facial.

Yeah, no comms.

And I was like, fuck.

Yeah, no comms.

It's too late.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.