Sarah Sherman

Say, okay, say I'm gay or say I was gay for a second or say Mauricio cheated on me with Dorit. Just say it.

Say, okay, say I'm gay or say I was gay for a second or say Mauricio cheated on me with Dorit. Just say it.

And you know what? You know what? I changed everything. That woman was mauled.

And you know what? You know what? I changed everything. That woman was mauled.

You know what?

You know what?

You said that like Yoda. The phrase goes, I'll believe. Just someone look at me dead in your eyes. It's too funny. That's too funny.

You said that like Yoda. The phrase goes, I'll believe. Just someone look at me dead in your eyes. It's too funny. That's too funny.

Kyle by Nosferatu.

Kyle by Nosferatu.

Britney could have played that.

Britney could have played that.

My top two of the year are The Substance and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Period.

My top two of the year are The Substance and The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Period.

I really do. And you actually know about mine, too.

I really do. And you actually know about mine, too.

Bowen, would you say that you were dry as your mother's vagina?

Bowen, would you say that you were dry as your mother's vagina?

Of course.

Of course.