Sherry Veseji
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So, my love life pretty much consists of guys treating me like the old school Kodak cameras.
Sure, they'll let me take all their shots, but then they forget about me and nothing ever develops.
In their defense, I do have something uncommon with those cameras.
Yeah, if you wind me up and smack me just the right way, I too will flash.
It's gotten to the point where I'm like, you know what?
Polygamy doesn't even sound that bad to me.
You're meaning to tell me I'm in a relationship with this man and he's wildly outnumbered?
There's nothing I've ever wanted to do more in my life than to stage a coup with my gal pals, all right?
Fucking try me.
At minimum, we're gonna unionize, and if we go on strike, old dude is fucked.
Oh, you don't think domestic work is work?
Then good luck keeping the 72 kids and the sourdough starter alive, then, bitch.
Bitch.
I don't know where I'm at, but that's all I got for you.
You're so new.
Are you here in Austin?
I'm in Dallas.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.