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Weston

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
493 total appearances

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Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And it turns, it stands, it just popped straight up, man, when it heard her screaming.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Just like, boom, it was up.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

No effort, no struggle, nothing.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

Popped straight up and turned and looked at us.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And it cocked its head to the left.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And, man...

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I thought I was scared when I saw this thing crouching there.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I didn't know what it was.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

But dude, when it stood up and looked at us and cocked its head to the left, it was the most... Words can't describe the feeling that this gives you.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

You're about to get freaking eaten, possibly.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

You don't know what this thing's going to do.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

But it's mortifying.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

And to describe the size of this thing...

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

It's impossible with words that I, I don't know if any of the famous orators of the world could describe the size of this thing when it's, it was close.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

It was probably 20, 30 yards from us at this point.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I don't know if Shakespeare could do it.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

You would just have to be there to understand how big this thing is and how scary that it looks.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

It reminded me... I'll go into a little bit of detail on how it looked in a minute, but with it standing there with its head cocked looking at us, it kind of reminded me of the clown on It.

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

I don't know if you know what he looks like, but...

Sasquatch Chronicles
SC EP:1263 The Ugliest Thing I Have Ever Seen

His forehead was bald kind of halfway up, and then that's where his hair started.