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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Old Alan and the Country Crock

08 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the premise of the prank phone call?

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Another podcast from some SNL late-night comedy guy? Not quite! On Humor Me with Robert Smigel and Friends, me and hilarious guests from Bob Odenkirk to David Letterman help make you funnier. This week, my guests, SNL's Mikey Day and head writer Streeter Seidel, help an acapella band with their between-songs banter. Where does your group perform?

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Chapter 2: How does Kimberly contribute to the senior home?

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We do some retirement homes. Those people are starving for banter. Listen to Humor Me with Robert Smigel and friends on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Imagine an Olympics where doping is not only legal but encouraged. It's the Enhanced Games. Some call it grotesque. Others say it's unleashing human potential.

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Either way, the podcast Superhuman documented it all, embedded in the games and with the athletes for a full year. Within probably 10 days, I put on 10 pounds. I was having trouble stopping the muscle growth.

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Chapter 3: What surprise does Alan Winterbottom have for Kimberly?

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Listen to Superhuman on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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60.629 - 71.339 Robert

Hey, this is Robert from the Stuff to Blow Your Mind podcast. Joe and I are both lifelong Star Wars fans, so we're celebrating May the 4th with a brand new week of fun, thought-provoking Star Wars-related episodes.

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71.779 - 90.636 Robert

Join us as we tackle science and culture topics from a galaxy far, far away, such as the biology of Tauntauns and Wampas on the ice planet Hoth, or the practicality and corporate business sense of the Sith Rule of Two. Listen to Stuff to Blow Your Mind on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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Chapter 4: How does Kimberly react to Alan's unexpected comments?

90.616 - 91.757 Robert

A win is a win.

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92.699 - 102.751 Clifford Taylor IV

A win is a win. I don't care what y'all say. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor IV. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey, or my career in sports media.

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Chapter 5: What is the significance of the 'hoo-hah' gift?

103.052 - 121.021 Clifford Taylor IV

Well, now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. So let's get to it. Listen to The Clifford Show on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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121.041 - 126.073 Clifford Taylor IV

And for more behind the scenes, follow at Clifford and at TikTok Podcast Network on TikTok.

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Chapter 6: What humorous prize does Kimberly get offered?

126.205 - 127.667 Sam Jay

On the Look Back At It podcast.

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127.888 - 130.653 Clifford Taylor IV

1979, that was a big moment for me. 84 was big to me.

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131.274 - 143.334 Sam Jay

I'm Sam Jay. And I'm Alex English. Each episode, we pick a year, unpack what went down, and try to make sense of how we survived it. With our friends, fellow comedians, and favorite authors. Like Mark Lamont Hill on the 80s.

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84 was a wild year. I don't think there's a more important year for black people.

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Chapter 7: How does the prank reveal itself to Kimberly?

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Listen to Look Back at It on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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156.159 - 164.609 Brooke

Time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Hey. Today we call a woman who spends her free time volunteering at an assisted living facility for seniors.

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Chapter 8: What was Kimberly's reaction after discovering the prank?

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Nice.

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165.65 - 207.614 Brooke

She spends about 10 to 15 hours a week helping out and cleaning up, doing pretty much thankless work until now. Oh. Because someone from the center is about to show their appreciation for everything she's done. And that person is none other than Alan Winterbaum. In fact, he's got a very special surprise just for her. In your phone tap right now. I'm sorry, who is this?

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207.634 - 249.599 Brooke

This is Alan, Alan Winterbottom. Are you Kimberly from the Assisted Living? Yes, I volunteer there. Yeah, it's you. You're the one. You look like a young Barbara Stanwyck. I'm sorry, I don't know you. What's this about? Well, so I'm the senior representative that gives out all the hoo-hahs to the volunteers that make this great pisshole work. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you get a hoo-hah from Alan.

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249.619 - 286.08 Brooke

Hoo-hah! Wow. Thanks, Alan. Yeah, no, thank you. Is there anything else? There's more. You know, for being such a great volunteer, you get a prize. Oh, okay. I don't need one, though. It's fine. No, no, Poppycock. Don't be modest, you little tart. Just take the dang prize. Excuse me? So I'm going to spin the wheel here, and I'm going to tell you what you get. I'm so confused. You have a wheel?

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286.38 - 315.44 Brooke

Yeah, sure do. There's a lot of prizes on here. I wish I won a lifetime supply of country crock. Country what? Country crock. You know the butter substitute that comes in a big tub? I actually don't. You haven't lived till you got a mouthful of crock. You know, I think maybe someone else might appreciate that prize a little bit more than... We don't even know what you're going to win.

315.661 - 353.288 Brooke

That's the beauty of the wheel. So let's do a countdown together. Start at three. One. Sorry. Three. Two. And... You actually have a wheel. Yeah. Holy cannoli. It's your lucky day, Kimberly. What? I get to live with you. I'm sorry. What? Yeah, it's a two-month stay at Kimberly's apartment. That's what it says. I think you must be confused.

353.448 - 383.563 Brooke

I live in a two-bedroom, and there's not enough room as it is. You got a heart of solid gold, and you're going to receive treasures in heaven for taking care of old Alan in more ways than one. Alan, I appreciate it so much. I appreciate it more. I don't know how you got my number. You're on the volunteer list. Well, yeah, but for the assisted living, I come and volunteer there.

384.104 - 407.677 Brooke

Well, now you don't even have to come down. I'll just head on over to you. And if you're wondering, don't worry. I pack light. It's just my CPAP and a bottle of Cialis. Alan, listen to me. I'm going to start packing right now. Alan, you cannot live with me. Wait, what? I don't care what the wheel says, Alan. You cannot live with me. I don't have enough room for you.

407.958 - 439.06 Brooke

I don't even know how this happened, but that's not an option. Oh, shoot. You're probably right. Yes. Let's spin it again. Oh, God. Here we go. Lucky me. And, oh, looky here. You just got the second best prize. You get to stay overnight with me in my room. What? Ellen, I'm beginning to think that you are making this whole thing up. Oh, well, gosh, you're a sharp one, aren't you?

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