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Dan Does Footy

Short Kings Are In

30 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What happened in the recent game at the Loudhouse?

0.031 - 4.141 Xander

Are you kidding me? What a game of football.

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Chapter 2: What were the highlights from the chaotic final term?

5.705 - 7.69 Xander

I mean, it's empty. It's an empty feeling.

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Chapter 3: How did the players and fans react to the draw?

8.612 - 24.914 Xander

The Pies had no right being in the game. Hawthorne have just got out of jail massively. Just escaped. should have no, they have no right walking outside the MCG with two points in their pockets.

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Chapter 4: What were the logistics issues faced by the hosts?

27.281 - 31.995 Unknown

This is awesome. I love football so much it makes no sense.

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34.912 - 38.256 Xander

Welcome to Feel Good Friday. Feeling real good in here.

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Chapter 5: What are the implications of the recent injuries in the league?

38.316 - 54.136 Xander

Good energy. There's a nice little hug over there. Everyone is in the rat cage for a real just unpacking of so many amazing things that happened last night. I mean, the game was good, but so many things in the game, pre-game, around the game, unbelievable.

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Chapter 6: How do the new draft rules affect team strategies?

54.156 - 66.078 Xander

Lucky enough to go to the football with Moff and then Joey and you, Xander. A couple of things that I just shout out to Nadine for organizing that. Great function, great space as well. Thanks Nadine.

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Chapter 7: What insights were shared about player performance and coaching?

66.981 - 72.394 Xander

They do it really well. So I am, don't know where to start here, mogged again.

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73.066 - 73.687 Joey

By who?

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Chapter 8: What does the future hold for the teams discussed?

74.368 - 93.791 Joey

Oh, mate, he's a piss off. I don't think we're going to bring this up. What happened? So obviously a couple of weeks of gather round, he interviews us and then he mid-interview pulls, like mid-question, pulls the mic away from me. So I'm trailing it like towards him and then start stuttering every word. And then he goes, Joey's been pretty shit in this interview, hasn't he?

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94.412 - 108.897 Joey

And I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake. Anyway, see him yesterday. And he goes, hey, man, how are you? Dan, Dan's buddy. Dan, what do you have? And he goes, anyway, turns to me, shakes my hand. Nice to meet you, mate. I went, oh, for fuck's sake.

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108.918 - 109.599 Xander

He knows who he's doing.

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110.54 - 111.502 Joey

He's in my head for sure.

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111.522 - 118.855 Xander

He's fucking with you for sure. So that happened. And then we sit down and the president, who's the president? Barry Carp. Great man. Great speaker.

119.035 - 119.616 Dan

He was great.

119.636 - 125.466 Xander

He was great. Well, yeah, I'm surprised you heard it because he started and about 10 minutes in, there's one empty seat.

125.716 - 148.618 Xander

And X just walks past after only I could assume shaking so many hands, and that's why he was delayed getting to the ground, sits down, beer in hand, still just dabbing people up, shaking, kissing babies, photos, left, right, and center, beer in hand, sits there, doesn't touch his seafood entree. Are we getting into this? So I go, hey, mate, good to see you. A bit late.

149.088 - 158.721 Xander

Seafood, do you not want to eat that? Just, is it funny, yeah? And you go, nah. Almost cutting me off to not talk about it. So, no seafood.

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