Chapter 1: What is Golden Day and how does it work?
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Ahoy to me, brushes. Hamish. Thank you very much. I hope Jack's probably the oil and you might be the blades and we're parts of a beard trimmer. Oh, OK. No, no. Ahoy to me, rods. Jack. OK. I was thinking when you said brushes, maybe drum, we're parts of... What you could drum with. You've got it. We have the alternative to sticks when it comes to regular drumsticks.
Chapter 2: How do Hamish and Andy celebrate Andy's birthday?
Brushes, rods.
Rubber chicken, banana. I was mallets. What's a rod? A rod's the canes. You know, like, it's basically brushes. You don't know. Oh, OK. Isn't a stick a rod? Well, it's... Type it. From the rod genus. It looks like... Four chopsticks tied together. Oh, I have seen that. Yeah, and it's basically a step up from brushes.
Chapter 3: What is the 'Who Did I See?' game and how is it played?
Brushes are soft. Yep. You hit the rods and then it's a stick. Then you graduate to sticks. Yes. And then you go to titanium blocks. Wouldn't recommend it. For the hardest sound. For the safety of your drum skin. Wouldn't recommend it. In the hands of a professional, they can be used. Ahoy also to Paul, who went to hamishnandy.com, used the very easy-to-use system. Tell us what he's been up to.
Hi, H&A and the little boy. This is Paul podcasting in from the Sunshine Coast.
Chapter 4: What updates are there on Jack's drum kit situation?
Just wondering what's happening with Andy and whether he's going to be getting a divorce before he marries Beck. Just to cast your minds back to 2009 on the tall ship adventure across the Bass Strait to Van Diemen's Land. Hamish ordered Andy to marry a rap bride, Stacey. Just wondering what's the go here, whether this is still going on, what needs to happen before he marries Beck.
Anyway, catch you boys. Yeah, okay. That's a deep dive.
To my knowledge, that hasn't been annulled. Well, just to bring people up to speed, we did do a tall ship adventure from the mainland Australia to Tasmania, an island off Australia. You were the leader, admiral on the ship? I don't know what you got. I was an admiral. And you ordered me, because everyone had to follow your orders, to marry a rat named Stacey. I would imagine the rat's dead.
Yeah, rat.
Chapter 5: What purchases does Hamish make with the People's Bitcoin?
What a pig. Life expectancy out of life. Three to four years maximum. So probably died a bit earlier of a broken heart because you were a terrible husband. You ignored her at the wedding and you ignored her subsequently. And I hear you barely consummated it. I kissed the bride. Barely consummated it. Carly, I said barely. I think there were issues. I think I remember you coming out of the room.
You don't remember this. And you said it's not going to happen. I said I won't ask questions, but that's a shame.
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Chapter 6: How does impulse buying affect Hamish during Golden Day?
So, yeah, three to four years. What happens? You don't just do a null. If your partner does die. Oh, my God. Then you're a widow, so then you can remarry, I think, without any paperwork. Is there paperwork involved at the end of that? You don't null the marriage? I think when you're dealing with the legalities of an interspecial wedding. Yeah, it's great.
Probably the first thing the lawyer would say is, oh, just to put your mind at ease, first of all, there's no international waters between the mainland and Tasmania. And then second of all, you didn't marry that rat. Yeah. But you did in your heart. And that's, you married him on Admiral's orders.
Chapter 7: What challenges arise during the buying frenzy?
And so I think you're off the hook because you are a widower. Nice. Very, very rare that you have that response. Great news. Great news. Your rat wife died, has to have died many years ago, and we haven't heard from her launch any counterclaims. I would have thought once you started building that house, the rat would come out and go, uh-uh-uh.
Oh, yeah, try and take her off the hook.
Renowned foragers and gold diggers. Rats. Haim, Golden Day happened. Speaking of gold, Golden Day happened this week. This is the moment where we'll give you a credit card. I've got a new one. It wasn't titanium and thick and metal, just a regular credit card, which Haim was disappointed at, Jack.
Chapter 8: What are the final thoughts on the episode's events?
It's one of my only conditions. Your chance to spend the best part of a Bitcoin, $75,000 after capital gains tax. You know, old school version, thank God. And you were granted an hour to try. This is too part of us. Just unleash the beast on the internet. Yeah, you're such an impulse buyer. We were hoping this would flush it out of your system. Maybe aversion therapy. Yeah.
How'd that go, by the way? It... Hasn't cured me. I guess you won't know for a little bit, right? Like, don't you have to? I came out of it going. I could buy again. Yeah, I want to buy again. That's where my whistle. Oh, no. It's got me interested. So we failed on the first part. The second part was we were gathering.
I mean, it was crazy to sit down and go, I mean, 75, you were like, surely this has to get it out of my system. And, you know, as you'll hear, there are moments where you're just like, It's a frenzy. It's a frenzy. Basically, I was just giving myself over to a side of myself that I'm not proud about, but I was given full permission to just roam freely. Wow. I haven't heard it back.
I didn't know what was going on in the room, Jack. I was stationed outside the room and every 10 minutes I was allowed just to pop in and just see what he was buying, just to get a sense of it so it wasn't going too crazy. You could quickly go, you know, Purchase audit.
Now, because obviously the purchases we make here, the whole point of this is for later on when we have our game show, this is the prize category. These aren't for me. This is the prize pool that we will be giving to the listeners. Yep. They benefit from my frenzy. And obviously a lot of these prizes will remain under wraps and remain a secret.
But just so people could get a glimpse, every 10 minutes or so, Andy could just, you know, audit me and just yell, what have you just bought? What are you buying? Yeah. Were you allowed to have any influence, Andy? Can you say less of that, more of something? No, no control. I had no control over me either. This is the problem. It was like an exorcism where you put the demon in charge.
Could you remember everything you bought? No. But that's real life as well. So you'll be surprised on the day as well. Explain this. Packages turn up to the house all the time. I'm like, what is this? And then you're like, oh, my God. Yeah. Yep. It's a novelty printer that can print on anything plus four refills.
And it doesn't work and I can't return it because it's from a faceless Chinese company. But it's like we've said before, I feel like it's severance and it's like I walk around as an innie and I find out what my Audi's been doing when he gets hold of the credit card and sends my innie packages. Well, this is how Golden Day went.
One brave man with the company card Spending a whole bitcoin shouldn't be too hard Golden Day, hey, we're ready to pay, it's gold
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