KAWPS The Podcast
Episodes
6/03/26: Dyin’ Gosling
03 Jun 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Another insane week of police news:- Arkansas cop caught on video running over baby geese - Texas cops have been brutalizing school children since Uva...
5/27/26: Commander Girl Boss
28 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We got a Denver police commander who’s the craziest boss you’ve ever seen, an Arizona sheriff running for Congress while running amok cheating on ...
5/20/26: Party in the Evidence Room
20 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
DISCLAIMER: We don't have any inside knowledge on whether or not the cop this episode centers on was lying or not about his overdose, we are simply ma...
5/13/26: Cyberhacked!
13 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
So much to talk about this episode. Jaffer and Ashton are in tears talking about the Detroit boomer cop who can't seem to stop accidentally posting ex...
5/6/25: Innocent Until Proven Gay
06 May 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOST BOBBY CONDON! We talk about an NYC police chief's lawyer arguing that his client cannot be guilty of his sex cr...
4/29/26: Gotta Catch Em All
30 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Alright so we had a bunch of scamming cops this week: fake police trading card fund raisers, visa fraud schemes, PIT maneuver insurance frauds, multip...
4/22/26: Off The Hinge
22 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
What a week of police news. We got an LA cop who was caught swiping on dating apps while actively in a standoff with a gunman standing just feet away,...
4/15/26: Marry Magdalene
15 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
this week in POLICE NEWS, we got a Dallas cop selling his wife's services to other cops (and it's not the first time they've been caught), Louisville ...
4/2/26: ICE Pack
02 Apr 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got a sick and tired Todd Lyons, a California sheriff running for office while seizing ballots, and Phoenix cops getting off without a co...
3/25/26: Afroman Wins
25 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
The Afroman verdict, ICE volunteers, verdict on Breonna Taylor cops, and more
3/18/26: The (Anti) Nanny State
18 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Afroman vs. the Cincinnati police, cops using faulty AI and faulty drug testing kits to ruin the lives of our grandmothers, a drug dealing DARE cop in...
3/4/26: Attack with a deadly snowball
04 Mar 2026
Contributed by Lukas
A woman with a missing hand being falsely accused of a fake crime, a lying cop getting off scot-free, a cop faking 911 calls to get back with his ex, ...
2/18/26: Big Uncle Is Watching You
19 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode covers ICE hypocrisy, police surveillance in schools, and Denver’s police drone program.We break down a CBP supervisor charged with har...
2/11/26: [Butt] Dial 911
12 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Ashton and Jaffer start out the show reading the police-related headlines of the week and talk some updates on couple previously discussed stories. As...
2/4/26: Artificial Evidence
05 Feb 2026
Contributed by Lukas
We got a banger for ya'll this week with special guest co-host Mycal Dede joining Jaffer. After another insane headline roundup, we start with comment...
1/21/26: Free John Pork
22 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This week, a cop in LA felt victimized by his local Starbucks barista, who so cruelly drew a pig onto the officers cup, prompting the sheriff to get i...
1/4/26: A Desire To Be Left Alone
15 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
This episode examines how police accountability actually works in the U.S. — and why it so often fails.We discuss the tragic death of Renee Good, th...
1/7/25: Child’s Play (Cop Fights A Child In A Pool, Cops Use AI To Turn Themselves Into Frogs, More)
08 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
Police departments are increasingly relying on AI to write official reports — and this week, one of those systems produced a report claiming an offi...
12/24/25: The Secret Filing Cabinet
25 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we had a school cop pulling a gun on an innocent special needs student, ICE hiring real-life and AI bounty hunters, Chicago police protectin...
12/17/25: Funeral Crasher
18 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a cop being rewarded for sexually harassing his colleague, new revelations on the cop who quote, accidentally killed his partner in Chicago, th...
12/10/25: Kash Rules Everything Around Me
11 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’ll be talking about the most recent fiascos surrounding FBI director Kash Patel, the NYPD Commissioner apologizing to Zohran Mamdani, a dru...
12/3/25: Put A Ring On It
04 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’ll be talking more about Kash Patel and his girlfriend, Alabama police arresting a 61-year-old lady for protesting, the LAPD cop robbin...
11/26/25: Ouch
27 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got the verdict in the trial for the officer who killed Ta’Kiya Young, the pregnant woman who was shot while attempting to drive away, ...
11/19/25: Patrolling While Intoxicated
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got the conclusion of the first trial of the San Antonio cops who shot and killed Meliessa Perez from outside her living room window, a f...
11/12/25: The Worst Part Of Waking Up
13 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got a cop suing a family after killing their dogs, towns in Washington turning their FLOCK ALPR cameras off, FLOCK suffering security bre...
11/5/25: Corporate Espionage
06 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’ll be talking about a police chief commuting to his California police station from Idaho, a cop ignoring a murder call to get pizza, th...
10/29/25: Flexed Arm Hang
30 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we’ll be covering ICE’s problems with new recruits failing their exams, physical tests, and background checks, cops mistaking a teenager...
10/22/25: ACAB-radabra!
22 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cops evicting the wrong person from their apartment, a cop refusing to call for help as a 5-year-old girl has a seizure, FLOCK getting into the audio ...
10/15/25: Officer Jimmy Kimmel
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got a former cop posting a Charlie Kirk meme that got him arrested for threatening a mass shooting at a school, Apple internally categori...
10/8/25: 1 Star
08 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Updates on the cops at the Parkland and Uvalde school shootings, ICE’s latest plans of mass surveillance, ICE’s latest plans to deport children, a...
10/1/25: A Very Special Deputy
03 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Cops releasing the wrong inmate from jail, a cop shooting a teenager after a porta-potty prank, a former cop arrested at Travis Kelce’s mansion, Mia...
9/24/25: Caught With His Pants Down
24 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The FBI accidentally poisoning an animal shelter, cops shooting yet another innocent man after arriving at the wrong house, a freaky NYPD sting gone w...
9/17/25: Heroin Water (Featuring guest co-host Kelly Bachman
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Yet another case of the cops shooting a homeowner who called 911, the astronomical drug bust in Oregon that turned out to be not so astronomical, more...
9/10/25: Officer Money Bags (Featuring Guest Co-Host John F O’Donnell)
18 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Today we’ll be talking about an LAPD Officer slash social media business guru and his partnership with an Israeli mobster, sheriffs around the count...
9/3/25: False Flashing
03 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Police using facial recognition to wrongfully arrest yet another black person, ICE arresting the owners of Trump Burger, multiple stories of philander...
8/27/25: Wiretap That
27 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Another cop lying about being attacked, a cop wife spying on her cop ex-husband, and the mysterious case of the police-issued gun that fires at random...
8/20/25: Eat Fresh
20 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The great John O'Donnell makes a return to the pod, where him and Jaff discuss the DC sandwich thrower, ICE adding a rando to their criminal group cha...
8/12/15: To Bee, Or Not To Bee
12 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week on KAWPS, we got ridiculous updates on ICE’s recruitment goals, a cop getting "kidnapped" at Target by a mom and her teenage dau...
8/5/25: B-E AGGRESSIVE
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This week we got a cop arresting a black man for honking at him, cops pressing charges on middle school cheerleaders for making a TikTok, a cop being ...
7/29/25: Free GloRilla
29 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a week: an absolutely nighmarish story of police using AI to lock up the wrong person, a viral video exposes a violent arrest, cops arresting Glo...
7/22/25: Karen For The Elderly
22 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
After the weekly headline roundup, Jaffer and Ashton discuss the following stories: A 911dispatcher calling an elderly woman to berate her, cops steal...
7/15/25: High Way Robbery
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a ridiculous episode for yall. We discuss the California cops who got caught stealing tons (literally) of legal marijuana from motorists over t...
7/8/25: Drinking, Driving, and Falling In Love
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Special guest co-host John O’Donnell (Redacted Tonight) while Ashton is outta town! We got a fun episode involving dating app, AI drug busts, ring c...
7/1/25: Not ICE
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We discuss the plague of ICE agent impersonators, the case of Sandra Birchmore, the problem of police exploiting teenagers in their youth Explorers pr...
6/24/25: Friendly Fire In Los Angeles
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a doozey for yall this week. We discuss the LAPD and LASD shooting at each other at the No Kings rally, the salacious trial of Karen Read, poli...
6/17/25: The Battle Of Los Angeles
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Big episode this week: we spend time talking about ICE, and then we discuss disgraced cop Kim Potter’s new life, a sheriff’s lack of gun safety, a...
6/9/25: Abortion Squad
10 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
With Ashton out of town, Kelly Bachman (FX, Hulu) joins Jaffer for an episode about abortion surveillance, thieving cops, and the tragic death of Elij...
6/2/25: The Devil of the Ozarks
03 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a police chief prison break, a police chief fired, multiple cops exploiting teenagers in youth programs, and the tragic death of Rashaud Terrel...
5/26/25: The Days Of Our (Blue) Lives
26 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
On our main episode we’ll be giving y’all an update on the Long Island cop who shot himself in the leg and blamed it on a black guy, we got some d...
5/19/25: Loanliness Epidemic
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lots to talk about! A surprise plea deal for disgraced LAPD cop Trevor Kirk, an NYPD cop’s financial woes, a love story about a creepy teacher and c...
5/12/25: The Mind of Mencia
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Well unfortunately we got a lot to cover this week. Courtroom updates on the cops who murdered Tyre Nichols, Patrick Lyoya, and Robert Brooks. We got ...
5/5/25: What Happened in McColl?
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
KAWPS The Podcast goes full on true crime on this one. We got the mysterious death of a small town mayor, a jealous cop home invades her ex boyfriend ...
4/28/25: RoboPimp 5000
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got even newer AI horrors being used by the police, cops fighting for their right to protest, and the tragic death of Mario Sanchez.On our Patreon ...
4/21/25: A Sister-In-Law’s Duty
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The ridiculous trial of a toilet-fetish-loving cop who somehow keeps making bail only to keep committing more crimes. Then we discuss the disgraced fo...
4/14/25: ICE Capades
15 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
What a week. ICE deports an openly gay hair dresser because a disgraced cop “confirmed” he was a violent gang member. We cover the tragic death of...
4/7/25: Meth Chicken
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got a hot one for yall: a sheriff already under hot water now getting busted using prison labor and taxpayer dollars to run his own private chicken...
3/31/25: Officer Impractical Joker
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The first half of this episode had us in tears from laughter. We got a doozey for yall starting with a real “prankster” of a police chief, followe...
3/24/25: Facebook Jail
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Definitely a favorite episode so far, we got your weekly headline round up followed by discussion on a militarized raid on an innocent 79-year-old man...
3/17/25: Whopper, no mayo, cut in half
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We got another (mostly) fun one for yall! We discuss a police chief’s literal Diddy allegations, cops as parents, cops at Burger King, false DUIs, a...
3/9/25: New York Minute
11 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Sorry for the delay - technical difficulties. But we got a hot one for you: dead robot dogs, senior assassins, and NYC identical twin shenanigans. Tha...
3/2/25: Grandma’s Cookies
04 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We’re gonna be honest, we accidentally backloaded this episode, so make sure you stick around til the end and get to the Colorado stories because th...
2/24/25: The Alabama Shakes
25 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Could you believe a small town in Alabama voted to abolish the police? A fun one for you, including some Gotham City s*** going in the NYC prison syst...
2/17/25: After School Special
18 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
It was a big week for SROs, aka School Kawps. Thanks for listening and as always, patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast for weekly bonus episodes
2/10/25: Facial Wreckognition
10 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
We might have had too much fun on this one. Racist robots, dystopian horrors, and lots of laughs! Weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast...
2/3/25: Daddy Issues
03 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Ashton’s gone Hollywood and was off at the Grammy’s this weekend so filling in we got the hilarious and talented John F. O’Donnell. This week’...
1/27/25: The Godfather
27 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
This is another fun one. Crooked crypto bosses and their loyal badge-wielding henchmen. Thanks for listening, and as always, subscribe for weekly bonu...
1/20/25: Round Of Shots
21 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
A sillier one, at least besides the infuriating tragedies. Sip a beer while you listen to this but make sure you call an Uber after. KAWPS is your wee...
1/13/25: The Deep Fake
14 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
Lots of drugs and adult entertainment on this one, enjoy. Subscribe for a weekly bonus episode, just $5 a month at patreon.com/kawpsthepodcast
1/6/25: Shout out Kentucky
06 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The very first episode of KAWPS The Podcast. Lots of stories coming out of Kentucky last week for some reason. Get it together, Kentucky. For MORE wee...