Chapter 1: What is the Lee Andrews saga all about?
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On behalf of the nation's press... Yeah. ...did you find Lee Andrews?
No, he's so delusional. If you're going to be a con man, be a good one. Oh, Lee, Lee Andrews, where are you? We offer you an A.I.,
Slow me down with a Leigh Andrews feather. Now, the reason why she's gone stratospheric and about to see Dogs Home calling with the screeching because, guys, welcome to Luana Extra Hot. Now, we do these little beautiful little bonus pops when something corking happens. happens in the news and we just need to dedicate a little window of guff.
This is the extra bonus sprinkling of Luana and when the tea is literally boiling and we cannot wait to talk about it. Can't wait. So we're going to spill into this. First of all though, please make sure you're following on your favourite podcast platform and subscribing on YouTube. Now this is the story. I can't contain myself guys.
All we're going to say, I'm going to say two names and then I'm going to unleash the zis. Katie Price, Leigh Andrews. It's the news that has gone viral. It's gripped the nation. Gripped the nation. Katie, where the hell is your husband? Now, do you know what? I wrote a song for us.
Katie, where the hell is your husband? Is he in the back of a van? Or is he hiding from you, Katie? Katie! Where the hell is your husband? Is he on a travel ban? Or is he ghosting you? Oh, Lee. Lee Andrews, where are you? We all thought you were AI. But you are true. You're just a con man. You're a Tinder swindler. And you're going to fuck. And you, oh, Katie, where the hell is your husband?
He's ghosting. Is he ghosting you? I mean, I could go on. Can you write the lyrics down? I actually wanted us to film a music video and release that on Instagram.
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Chapter 2: What are the details of Katie Price and Lee Andrews' whirlwind wedding?
He has obviously love bombed Katie Price. And within like days does this hugely extravagant engagement. We've all seen the pictures.
Which was the same engagement that he'd done to his previous fiance with the same flower petals in the same hotel room.
I'm saying the same. Oh, sorry. Right. So he does this engagement. Any woman would be lucky to have it. Lovely big ring. There's petals. It says, will you marry me? And flowers. There's a hot tub. I mean, it's beautiful. It's everything. The nation's treasure. Now, I grew up loving Jordan, Katie Price. I wanted to be her. She was an equestrian. She was a glamour model. She was beautiful.
She was a businesswoman. I fucking idolised Katie Price. Did you actually? Oh, my God. Did you? I absolutely idolised her. I did. Loved her.
Yeah, she was like my number one person. I met Katie first when, oh my God, like 20, 25 years ago. And she was just into like, do you remember the Jodie Marsh, Katie Price rivalry?
Yes, and I always liked Katie over Jodie.
This is it. And I remember meeting Katie in a club. It was two with a job. It was with Dean Gaffney. There was a TV show called the... It's funny how life in this industry of telly just recycles. Because then 20 years later, I've got Dean Gaffney on Slebs Go Dating. I've got Katie Price on Slebs Go Dating. Have you? It never went to air. That's how I know Katie. Oh, yes.
So I'd met her several times in the past through mutual friends when she was in a very spicy part of her life. But then she came, this is common knowledge. But she signed up to classic Bless Katie.
And then what happened? Oh, it was contract break.
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Chapter 3: How did Lee Andrews' engagement to Katie Price raise eyebrows?
She's had a lot of shit to deal with. And it's played out so publicly. So I'm with you. I think some of her actions, if I'm being perfectly honest, as a nurturer, I'd go, oh, sometimes less is more, babes. But at the same time, she's a good person. Yeah, she is.
She makes bad choices. Look, she's a good person and she makes bad decisions. And she would probably be the first person to put her hands up and say... And admit that, yeah. Like, I do...
like make fuck ups you know and there's a lot of things around her family life but we're not going to talk about that she's human but she she is only human and she just wants to be loved and i just feel like her whole life she's had these shitty relationships with shit men you know like all the peter andre stuff and everybody kind of took peter andre's side and then actually when you watch back some of those shows you see quite a lot of behavior from him that we now would never tolerate
But anyway, fast forward now. She's married to this rich multimillionaire in Dubai, Lee Andrews. Whirlwind, like in a week they got married or something? Now, when this story broke about this wedding, I have to admit, I thought he was AI. Yeah, you've really doubled down on it. I was absolutely convinced that Kate was doing a big PR stunt and that he was AI. It would have been quite clever. Yeah.
Well, it would have been fucking smart from her because she had launched some AI twin thing. I think with Kerry Katona. Yeah. And then when she does like OnlyFans, some of it's AI. Right. So she does use AI. Yes. Yes. Yes. I remember seeing it. I remember seeing it. And then she did this thing with Olivia Atwood and she was showing Olivia Atwood her AI.
So I genuinely thought, well, this dude, this is amazing. Clearly it's AI because his profile, the one that she was tagging, was relatively new. And clearly the pictures were AI. And there was a lot of speculation around Lee being AI. There were pictures of their engagement. One of the pictures, her finger looked like she had six fingers. Mm-hmm. So I just thought, oh, what is she up to?
Clever little monkey.
This is it. And then on the flip side, because Lou doubled down on this, but then this is where it sort of falls into, we are going to launch basically Luana Investigates. Yes, we are. Because I was like, I was like, Lou, I see your point. And I went, hang on a minute. I happen to know he is real because then going back to Kerry, and I'm sure Kerry wouldn't mind me saying this.
I mean, I think it's probably, it's out there. But Kerry has met him. Kerry and her partner. Kerry and Paolo have met him. In Dubai. In Dubai. So he is real. Again, there was a lot of news around that story. That's not my story to tell.
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Chapter 4: What rumors surround Lee Andrews' travel ban and alleged arrest?
He's a wronger. He's a narcissist. He's treated me like this. This is allegedly what Alana is saying about Lee. This is Alana's truth. She's been very vocal about it and warning Katie Price. Lee obviously turns on his like jealous ex and Katie Price, I think might have had a little pop at Alana calling her like jealous and blah, blah, blah.
She did have a pop.
Yeah. Yeah. And so Alana's like, I don't want him. Basically, Alana's showing all these text messages that are allegedly between her and Lee. He has made up all these stories. So he, then we go back again, right, to Lee's previous girlfriend, who Lucy knows, Lucy and Dubai. Dubai Lucy knows. I didn't know this. No, it's the previous girlfriend who is quite a big fitness influencer.
Guys, this is where Lou in Dubai is such a great tapped in source. Basically, he's gone out with another girl. I think her name's Dina. Now, he took out and this is where we start going down the road of that Lee is allegedly, I have to say this because... Yeah, because we don't know. It's all alleged and I'm not being defamatory in any way because...
He could put me on a travel ban in Dubai as well. So basically... Let's not do that. Lee has allegedly taken out a mortgage in Dubai. This actually is public knowledge. In Dina's name for £200,000. Okay, so he's done this thing. How long ago? I think it was like a couple of years ago. She's found out about it. She's reported it to the police in Dubai.
When you report someone to the police in Dubai, that person instantly is flagged. And so when you then go to leave the country, you're arrested.
Got it.
And you can be like anyone can do it for you. So this way you have to be a bit careful in Dubai because say if we were driving and I did like the wanker sign at you, you could get my plate details and then you could say to the police, this person has been rude to me, obscenities, swearing at me. You then got a mark on you.
I then got a mark on me and when I go somewhere or do something, I'll be pulled in and arrested. Do you know what?
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Chapter 5: How is AI involved in the claims against Lee Andrews?
So anyway. Alana then starts thinking, okay, this guy's full of shit. He says, I can't see you. I'm at my dad's. My dad's dying. She's like, oh God. And then he changes his story to Alana. He says that he's dying. And so there's just all of this weird shit. And eventually him and Alana die. Break up. And then next thing you know, he's engaged to Katie Price and Alana's putting it everywhere.
So Katie Price keeps going to Dubai, keeps going to Dubai. And she's like, I can't keep coming to Dubai. I've got my kids. I've got work. Like, you need to come to England. Yeah, yeah, no problem. I'll come to England. They set up this interview on GB News, right? Yeah, that's right. He goes, Lee Andrews.
I mean, this is where it all goes so tits up, where it is just the biggest eye roll you've ever seen. He just... And we're only laughing about it because it's so ridiculous. And this is not at Katie because we love Katie.
I love Katie.
We know that we've got her emotions and we do genuinely care. And we're not laughing at her, but we're laughing at the ridiculousness of him. Because it's like, at what point does this guy think? No, he's so delusional. And also, I saw on his social media, he's...
he's talking like he's bloody George Clooney he's like hi guys thanks for the love guys it's just like I'm sorry no he's wild it's wild right anyway so yeah so GB News want to have set up an interview with Katie so he needs to fly to England to do this news and like Kate's like oh yay he's coming to England like bless Katie like she just wants her fucking husband with her in England okay
He goes to Dubai airport and then he sends her a video pretending that he's in Muscat in Oman. That's right. Well, anybody that lives in Dubai knows that he's in Dubai airport.
What did everybody say? They were all like, that's Terminal 2. I don't even know Dubai, but I now know well enough what Terminal 2 in Dubai airport looks like.
I just feel like he's such a fucking... If you're going to be a con man, be a good one. It's so awful. It's so... I would be so affronted if I was Katie that someone would think I was that stupid as well. This is my issue. Because she's not stupid. No. She actually is an intelligent woman. So she rules with her heart. She does. And that's the problem. Anyway, so he is pretending to be in Muscat.
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Chapter 6: What are the alleged scams associated with Lee Andrews?
He just, he's very, like, abrasive. He asked me about something and then they banned me from doing it again because they didn't like my answer. Oh, Dickie, Dickie. Dickie can do one. He's quite judgy.
Well, yeah. Richard Mady is quite judgy. And also Susanna... And they're belittling. Well, Susanna also is... I think she's an amazing journalist. I love Susanna Reid, but she also, you know, is pretty, like, honest. Yeah. But actually... I saw that and what I could see, but the thing is, I mean, what are they supposed to do? They can't sit there and enable it on the couch.
Susanna looked like, they looked like parents that were trying to tell their daughter, come on, darling, wake up here. And Susanna is a parent of teenage, like kids in their 20s as well.
And she was like, is he coming, Katie? And she's like, he is, he is. And she's like, okay. She's like, he is coming. She said, and why couldn't he come today? Well, you know, he's got businesses and stuff and... Kate, he's so hoodwinked by this. And I just wanted to shake and be like, Kate, you're an intelligent fucking woman, okay? The guy is a total broad. He's playing you.
Like, he love-bombed you. You rule with your heart.
Like, let's let the head kick in now. Do you know what? Yeah, let's let the head. But also, what I... And also I know from people that have met him, they haven't got very positive things to say about him. And again, that is fact from their truth. That's what people have told me who have physically had interactions with him.
That was that. The next thing we know, he has then... And this is where... It gets ridiculous. This is when I think now Kate has probably realised. Twigged. I think she's twigged.
I think she might have twigged at this point. Because she is now sharing, well, A, your stuff, we'll get onto that, but also Clemmie Moody's. So she's now... No, she's now... I feel like she's with us.
Come on. Come on, girl. We've got you. So basically now, he then FaceTimes Kate from the back of a dirty van and he's got a hood over his head and he's got cable ties around his wrist. He has still got his mobile phone and he tells her, I've been, a bit of confusion with the language here. He sort of says to her, I've been detained. I've been taken to a black site. Tell us what a black site is.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of the travel ban on Lee Andrews?
You know people. You're well connected.
I might as well try and find the address.
A bit tongue in cheek, as you say, this absolute ridiculous man. Very tongue in cheek. People thought I was for real searching for him. But then suddenly, as you say, I became the face of the manhunt. Louisa Zisman helps out pal Katie Price to find her husband in Dubai. So suddenly, Lou, you had to sort of shift into detection mode. I did put out some feelers. One second, though.
I think we need to ask the question, or I need to ask the question, on behalf of the nation. Yes. On behalf of the nation's press. I really wanted to be the nation's hero. Well, on behalf of the nation's press. Yeah. Did you find Lee Andrews?
No. But I did discover that it's likely he's not been kidnapped. Okay. It's likely that he has just gone dark and apparently he's hiding out in a villa using burner phones. Now, when I was in Dubai... Is this a theory? No, this is like a theory slash half truth because I went down a rabbit hole of reading a lot of Brits in Dubai threads. And he was seen on Facebook Messenger.
Thank God for your ADHD. Active on Facebook Messenger. Okay. Like one day. So I posted about this. Oh, Katie also reposted me on her stories. She did. Which made us think, we were like, so this is great. Katie's on board. She's on board.
We've got you, KP.
We've got you.
The pricey, we've got your back.
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Chapter 8: What is the latest update on Lee Andrews' whereabouts?
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