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JOSH AND STEFANO: The Morning After Update

11 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What were Josh and Stefano's feelings after their wedding day?

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After meeting and then marrying for the first time yesterday, sparks were instantly flying between Josh and Stefano. But after saying goodbye to their friends and then spending their first night together in a hotel suite, are they both still feeling quite as hopeful? And also, the question everybody wants to know, how far did they go?

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20.041 - 24.028 Josh

Okay, so we've just woken up after our first night together with Stefano.

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24.869 - 28.627 Stefano

Mm-hmm. I'm trying to wake up. How do you feel?

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Chapter 2: How did Josh and Stefano spend their first night together?

31.613 - 36.144 Stefano

Good. A bit tired. A lot of things happened yesterday.

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36.825 - 37.347 Josh

We got married.

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37.808 - 44.483 Stefano

Yeah, I know. We were talking for the whole night. Trying to...

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44.463 - 72.833 Josh

know each other so a lot of people information to process it was a lot wasn't it like it was like trying to get to know you but also trying to be present with everybody else you like we couldn't really get to know each other too deep yeah i mean it's just one night that we have together so we need more time well we have a lifetime wow optimistic

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Chapter 3: Did Josh and Stefano consummate their marriage on the first night?

74.078 - 76.021 Stefano

No, no, it sounds a lot, you know.

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76.622 - 79.246 Josh

Well, that's marriage. You got the ring on. Listen.

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80.468 - 85.776 Stefano

Well, step by step. Tonight, I organize some games to know each other.

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86.618 - 115.085 Josh

Okay, that'll be fun. And then, I suppose the main question everyone's going to have is, did we... Did we what? That's the word. Consummate the marriage? Yeah, that's what they say. Sorry, my English is not very good. People probably wonder, did we have sex?

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117.289 - 119.794 Stefano

I mean, I understood the first one.

119.994 - 121.357 Josh

Oh, great, okay.

121.377 - 125.265 Stefano

You just wanted to make me feel awkward. In Spanish it's consumar, so it's the same.

125.285 - 126.006 Josh

Yeah, so...

127.758 - 131.764 Stefano

Do you want me to answer that?

Chapter 4: What challenges did they face in getting to know each other?

177.216 - 177.716 Josh

That building.

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178.697 - 179.658 Stefano

The beautiful building.

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180.118 - 181.099 Josh

Maybe this is the difference.

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181.119 - 183.702 Stefano

And the sunny sky, which is not very common in this city.

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183.985 - 205.504 Josh

Because you've just said enjoy the view and I automatically went to the negative of that big building and you automatically went to the blue sky peeking through. That's quite telling, isn't it? Yeah. I didn't sleep very well. Why? Two reasons. First reason, you do snore.

206.581 - 216.218 Stefano

It was a very important night. I was very stressed. So in those, you know, those situations make me snore.

216.96 - 219.304 Josh

Okay. So then tonight, will you still be stressed?

219.324 - 224.353 Stefano

How am I going to need Netflix? And the other one?

224.934 - 247.152 Josh

And then number two, right, is because... When I would drop off to sleep, I would then wake up and be like, who the fuck is that next to me? Because, like, I don't know. For me, falling asleep with somebody, like, that level of intimacy and vulnerability is, like, not something I just rush into with, you know, if you meet someone.

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