Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Shut up. Put us on Triple M. Get ready. Am I on? Because the Saturday rub. Am I allowed to talk? It starts now. It gets better with every listening. We need some Riz. Need drinks fast? Camel on down to Thirsty Camel Bottle Shops for unseriously good deals. Drink responsibly.
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Saturday rub, Anzac Day morning, and out of great respect for what's coming in the day, we're going to let the shows that follow us and the games that follow us do all the right things they may around the ceremony, and the great respect we need to pay our servicemen and women, both currently serving and those who have done a magnificent job of serving for us in the past.
And you love this day personally, Jimmy, you always have pumped these up.
No, it is. It's superb. So that's all coming up, and we're very proud to be bringing that to you throughout the day on Triple M. But now, Saturday Rub helping. Yeah. We're jumping in here to the Richard Marsden Studio South Melbourne style because it's an early start, Fat. Righto. A real early start.
Even the TVs aren't on. I look around this room. Early in Perth, Bill.
Yeah. Early in Perth. Oh, mate.
We've got a traffic report.
No, early start. But I look around the room. Yeah, who have you got? Well, I can see Damo's here, of course. I can see Fat's here. Fat's here. Again, for the second week in a row. Where is he? No, Izzy's here. He's giving us lip service.
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Chapter 2: How does the quiz format work in this episode?
It's school holidays. Why wouldn't you be here? I don't know. He's just left us.
We had the intervention on him, Bill, about four weeks ago when we put it on him. He doesn't contribute to the first segment, and he hasn't contributed to any of the shows after that.
I don't know what's happened to him. Fair dinkum. But regular is in. Well done, Izzy.
Well done.
Guess what else? I know it's Anzac Day today. Crystal's birthday. On Anzac Day. Every year. Well, that would be right.
It would be that.
On the same day. On the same day. Every day. The 25th of April, yeah, every year, yep. So what are you doing for her, Fat? Well, I took her out for dinner last night to a Japanese children's. On her birthday Eve. Right, that's better. Did you use vouchers? No, I don't. You did last year. I tried. I don't accept them. Why not take her out on her birthday? because I'm doing this.
But it's in the morning now.
And then we'll go and have a look at the cats in Port Adelaide today at a pub.
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Chapter 3: What are the highlights of Sav Rocca's career?
What the hell sort of a car park is that? What is that, Bill? Your ass is halfway into the next bay. That's the BT50.
I know what the car is.
How have you parked it? It's not that big. It doesn't take up two car spots. What, and what? And I'm not concentrating. No, you're clearly not concentrating. And the lines are hard to see. You're a foot and a half into the next... What's the poor bastard parking next to you going to do? Well, you know why? There's normally people there from breakfast. Yes, I know.
We come in at two o'clock for work and breakfast is still there.
Get out!
Jeez, that drives me mad. Do breakfast people cause you to park like that? That's right. Because I'm looking at their car and nearly scrape them, by the way.
Do you look at that and go, what have I done? Seriously.
Don't you talk about driving in the car park when you ran over the gutter in Monaro or whatever it was.
That's a good point, actually.
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Chapter 4: What are the challenges of the current AFL season structure?
You're moving two suburbs. You're moving from one beach house to your poor beach house. It's about 20 minutes away. You're the only sensible one here. I've had a gutful. No, I get it. It's been one day after another of moving shit. But you're the biggest tight arse, right? No, I'm not. I'm the opposite. Jim, you're on the biggest radio salary since Doug Mulray. That's probably true. Doug Mulray.
Or Kyle. Kyle.
John Laws, I reckon. John Laws. Are you two going to have a Kyle and Jackie O moment?
Well, about two after this. You'd come off second best. Any chance. What? You can get a removalist. I have got a removalist. No, you haven't. I have. Every night you pack up three or four boxes in your little car and you drive across to Cranbourne.
Oh, of course I do. In my little car.
What a storage shed. That's Pakenham. In Cranbourne. Pakenham. I think you went to Cranbourne because it was $25 a week cheaper.
Pakenham it is. You get in those trailers, you can get a Bunnings for $20 an hour.
Get a truck. I'll tell you what happened. The removalist that did come, Fat's got no idea, had a shipping container on the back of it. Good. He knocked over half the trees in the street. Well, they're not yours anymore. And there's a bloody shipping kitchen. He's putting stuff into that. I'm like, that's different. What are you doing, going from one beach house to another? Are you all right?
No, we already live on the beach. This is another property that's an investment property. Which last time I checked, you're allowed to do. You have two. Yeah. No, I haven't.
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Chapter 5: How do players feel about the length of the AFL season?
In fact, there's the biggest tight arse in this room right there.
Did you say Brian, Damo?
I didn't say Brian. I heard you say Brian. Someone said it. It wasn't me. But Jim's pointing at you.
You are a tight arse.
And I make your wife pay for everything, which is embarrassing. That's not my wife.
And we go harvest. Bill, I do, though, share your concern for Jim, though, because I'm concerned too. He's had a midlife crisis. Yeah, because I've still got spies at footy clubs. I don't break any stories anymore, Bill. No, we know that. That's true. You remind me of that on a daily basis. But I do still have people at footy clubs.
And I got a call from someone at the North Melbourne Footy Club during the week.
I'm surprised they're actually calling you.
We're back. We're good. They said, I'm worried about your mate. Brayshaw. Oh, why? I said that. I said, why? He said, well, he knows this guy that Jim occasionally and sometimes apologetically rings the football club requesting tickets to North Melbourne matches.
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Chapter 6: What insights does Sav Rocca provide about coaching young athletes?
With privileges. And he then said to me, and we're wondering why you haven't used your reserve seats for seven years. I said, Thomas, I didn't know I had reserved seats.
These seats apparently are on centre wing, like level two, at any stadium that North Melbourne plays games at. Really? On the centre. As the ex-president. As the ex-president. No idea.
No idea about any of that. So I'm putting my hand high and I'm sorry to Thomas and to Ellie because I literally had no clue. And then I'm also worried about you. Can you get anything to work? You can't get the QR codes? No. Your bank doesn't work on your phone? Bank never works on my phone. What's wrong with you? Well, at least I'm trying to pay. Oh, bullshit.
I'm like you.
I bring out the cash. I know it's all done. The cash.
What have you got, Izzy or Bernie, by the way, for a segment? Izzy's worried about you too. Well, go on. Izzy, I'm worried about you. He was part of this interview that was put to air last week on this show, on the Saturday Rub, and we've had some moments on Triple M over the 35-plus years of its existence, but I don't think we've had anything like this last week.
Is it or I actually debrief this after the show?
Thanks, Purple.
Oh, he's had nothing, by the way.
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Chapter 7: What are the reactions to the Anzac Day football match?
What's it called?
Adelaide Hotel. Australian Hotel.
Adelaide Hotel. Josh, he was there. Now, Josh, please clear this up. I thought you were there with your dad, right, Andrew? But you weren't. Who were you with?
nah so i was there with um dad's twin sister so this is where you got it wrong that her husband was my dad he was dunking his name he was pretty happy that he was running around telling everyone that he had a few come up to him
They're not even blood related. They're not blood related at all. Then he sent Tony Modra over to that bloke telling him it was Andrew and Andrew was saying it wasn't.
So Mods then had a five to ten minute conversation saying, I'll kick six on you. And this bloke's never played AFL footy in his life. I think Mods kicked a few more.
Before you talk, this is a follow on to that Josh's aunt's husband conversation. I'm confused.
But he does look a bit like your dad, doesn't he? Well, yeah, he's my uncle, but he's actually married his dad's twin sister. Yeah, so he's not blood-related. It's a weird set-up, Josh. And then just to cap it off. Just to make it weirder.
Josh is there with family members.
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Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on football and life?
No, his dad's twin sister's husband is his uncle. I'm sweating. What the hell? This is what I've got to put up with every day. His dad's twin sister's his uncle. I want to see them all lined up. We line them up and then we eat.
What you're trying to say is why did his dad's sister marry someone that looks like him? Is that what you're trying to say? That'd be helpful if I could have seen that.
But then he wasn't with his girlfriend or wife. No, that was his cousin. His cousin. So who's she? Is she with the dad's twin sister or not? His dad's twin sister's daughter he bought a drink for. Right. That's his cousin. He still can't. Look at him. He is a fool's head. What are we doing? Enough next. Sorry, Josh. Quiz. Quiz. Need drinks fast.
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