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Chapter 1: What humorous moments set the tone at the beginning of the episode?
your wait can i take my socks off yeah are you gonna charge people for that i'm keeping them underneath i'm keeping them under i'm gonna have to blur it as you took your foot out we'll say like if you pay another five dollars the toe comes out head over to patreon to see hannah's feet oh that was just it was i was getting overheated i know but i needed nobody needed it hard to temperature balance a little bit in here yeah we're good no we're we're beyond good
We're fucking set today. I don't know if I've ever had you on for an episode and been more like clocked in, ready to go. Energy through the roof.
Well, this is like riding a bike for us. I know. I was thinking about that today as I was getting ready. I'm a co-host. I'm a literal co-host. You're a co-host. I said, do you do the pod when I'm not here? I don't think so. Have you ever posted an episode without me? No. I don't think so either. No.
Number one co-host. I was thinking about it though. And like, when you first came on, you hadn't even had a special yet. You were so sad and lonely. You had no friends. I just needed help. I didn't know who I was.
You were shivering. You hadn't eaten. I was like a sad cat out in the rain. Like, where's my home? Well, we both were like launching our podcast at a similar time. And we've been podcasting for a minute. We had like the same PR people. Yeah. And they connected it. Yeah. Is that how it happened? Yeah. And we just hit it off. I met your dad. Yeah. Family very early on.
I know.
I just have to say I'm running around L.A. still lost and scared, actually, but I'm promoting my special. But it's been a long day and I'm like, thank God I'm going to do Morgan's pod. It's gonna be so easy and fun. And she has champagne. I open the door and she has congratulations balloons and I blank out and I'm like, is it my birthday? Is it your birthday? Whose birthday is it? I forgot.
Then I realized she's just the sweetest person in the world congratulating me for my special. And you just live life so well.
I'm just so excited for you. And like, I, I really, really appreciate your friendship and just, I can always text you and you're just, might take you a little bit to respond, but you do get there. You do get there.
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Chapter 2: What reflections are shared about the podcasting journey?
And a new cheetah one.
So we're really. I'm burritoed.
You look really cute today.
Thanks. You look really cute. Thanks. I have like a fading spray tan. That's why. Cheers. Cheers to women in the arts. And assholes. And minding your business. And minding your business. Some of these I might just say none of my business and move on. But that's not allowed on this pod. We'll see. Everything is about to be my business.
Even if I don't have a strong opinion, I will have a strong opinion. You will make it your business.
I will make it my business. I cannot wait to see how you do it.
Let's dive in. I love when we get heated and we disagree. Should we try to make that a challenge today? I feel like we will. Because sometimes I'll just be like, you know what? I'm fighting a good fight on this one. I like when you think I'm going to take a take and then I take a different one. So us. I'm going to clock you today. Oh, my God. I'm scared. I feel it. No, you and your blazer.
You're going to fire me today. This is my last time on this podcast. So let's enjoy it. People are going to be like, I haven't seen boobs like that before. No, they've never been out. Oh, she's like, make sure you're on Spotify watching the video.
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Chapter 3: How does the discussion shift to the topic of personal experiences and friendships?
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I, 25 female, attend a pretty large 25 through 30 person hot Pilates class a couple of times a week. This studio loves to squeeze in as many people as they can into the room. So I always choose a spot in the back corner. So only one person in front of me and one to my right. A woman around my age came and sat up in front of me. For context, she was a curvy girl.
I noticed we had the same body type and was wearing leggings the same color as her skin. As we started the class and went into downward dog, I noticed she had a hole in her leggings right at her butthole. Mmm. Like to the point I saw her butt crack and then hole when she stretched further. The class was starting to pick up and the music was extremely loud, so I didn't tell her.
I just figured that I'd be the only person to witness this. This is where I feel bad. We started doing sideline work, which transitioned to her being in the front of the class as everyone turned to the right. Now, every single person behind her could see her butthole hole. I never told her after class.
I told my mom this, saying that I didn't tell her because if it were me, ignorance is bliss, and I hope she'd notice when doing her laundry and think, oh, maybe it's small, no one could see. However... My mom thinks I should have told her so that she thinks maybe only I saw and she could fix slash throw them away for sure.
So am I the asshole for not telling the girl in front of me at Pilates that she had a butthole hole?
Points for asking your mom before you wrote it into Reddit because that's something I would do. I'd be like, mom, am I a horrible person? Okay, first off, this is why I wear granny panties. This is why I'm wearing full coverage. If anything happens, you're going to see some old Hanes. Okay. That's the worst case scenario.
I literally love, I think it was like the Hailey Bieber thing you did and you were wearing granny panties. Was Justin Bieber laughing at your granny panties? Has he probably?
I think that's what you captioned it. I did go through a stage where there was no one to, like, tell me to not wear granny panties. So I did it up until I, like, had people involved in my life. Like, not even seamless. Like, you were just cheeked up. Yeah, cheeked up.
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Chapter 4: What are the initial thoughts on the upcoming stories and their themes?
What's she going to do? I know. Especially if the class already started.
So you're ruining her workout by telling her. Yeah, you could. You easily could. I was also thinking, like, does she not feel a little breeze, a little air? But this is hot yoga. There's no air. No. You're all suffocating. It's so scary in there. It's just sweat. Just muggy. But also, you know. Crotch smelling. Yoga, Pilates, it's a beautiful celebration of the body.
I feel like it's the kind of thing that could be normalized, like a nude beach. I've always wanted to go. And also, when everyone's sitting polized in front of you in their yoga pants, you basically see their butthole anyway.
I mean, some of the black leggings are just like sheer. They're sheer. Have you seen the girl? She does like the granny panty cat underwear test with leggings. No. She's got a pair of granny panty underwears with a big cat on the ass. And she'll squat and do the moves to see if you can see the cat. And if you can see the kitty, they don't pass. A woman in STEM. I know. What would you have done?
I probably would have... Not said anything. Which probably is not the right answer. But, like, that's in all honesty.
I don't think you're an asshole for not telling her. I think you've found yourself in a conundrum. You did. And there's really no easy way. But you know what's also so embarrassing? When you put yourself out there to...
do something nice for someone and then you're you look like an idiot like someone like drops something and you're like excuse me and they like can't hear you and you're like excuse me and next thing you know that like you cause a scene and you're like I'm just trying to be a good Samaritan that happens to me actually every time I try to do something nice really I just feel like it's never a smooth interaction hmm
But people are, whenever someone does something for me, like if I drop a glove or, and I'm like, you need to be protected at all costs. Like you're going to go to heaven.
I know. I haven't had any odd interactions lately.
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Chapter 5: What humorous scenarios do they discuss regarding awkward moments?
Got it. He thought the concept was very, very bad.
Yeah, so seeing a guy do it in person in front of you is way less graphic. Mm-hmm. I also have so many questions like, did Jay trick him into it? Like, was Jay like, hey, can I show you something real quick? And next thing you know, he was like, oh my God, his dick's out. Which, you know, happens to the best of us. I know. Or was it like, also, it doesn't, you don't orgasm immediately.
Like, that means he, there were like minutes involved. Are they talking during it? Is there eye contact? Are they holding hands? Oh, not the eye contact. Where is his eyes? I have so many questions. Was he like, yeah, it was cringe, but we did it? Or was he like, I hate that it happened? Or was he like, silly old Jay. You know Jay. Just Jay being Jay. Also, I want Jay's perspective.
I want Jay to come in.
So we do get an update. Just found it while looking for OP's comments. I'm really scared. Aww. Okay, pretty not safe for work below. No crazy details.
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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to feelings of insecurity in relationships?
Sorry, pervs, but yeah. I asked him to tell me what happened with Jay on that day, keeping it lighthearted, and he did. Originally, Jay was going to show him a video, but my husband was against it at the time, so Jay asked if he could show him a fleshlight to point to where the clitoris was and whatnot, and he said yes.
Jay got excited while talking about his own experiences, demonstrated how to put on a condom, and, well, offered to show him how he does it. I had a few comments thinking that Jay took advantage of my husband, but he definitely doesn't agree or feel that way.
My husband told me he said yes because he'd never seen someone do it before, and, as many of you have figured, was about 10 years too late to the sexual exploration phase of life. He and his siblings were all homeschooled, for some added context.
They are flat earthers as well.
As was I, though that manifested in me being a little too invested in the vampire diaries more than anything else, lol. From Jay's point of view, I think he just didn't give a fuck and was open to a fault, especially back then. Jay was raised similar to us, but once he turned 18, he broke from the whole feeling shameful about normal human things.
So he did a complete 180, and yeah, maybe a bit too far or out there for the average well-adjusted person, but you know, Alanis Morissette, we live, we learn. Obviously, my husband went into more detail about what he was thinking and feeling, but to not make this post even more of a novel and confusing to people who don't know all three of our histories, I tried to keep it to the basics.
Hearing him talk about it in depth definitely made me feel more relaxed. I asked him if he was bisexual and let him know that I'd be okay if he was, but he said he's not, and it was more curiosity than anything else. Late bloomer plus repression plus guilt triple combo does crazy things to the mind.
Said afterwards that Jay bursted out laughing at how awkward it was, and then they left to go eat Taco Bell. So really, not at all what I thought was going on in my head. If Jay is bisexual, I'm not sure. Probably won't ask him because if he wanted me to know, he would have told me already.
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Chapter 7: What advice is given about confronting uncomfortable situations?
I mean, it would have been relevant if he was single or if I was worried about infidelity, but I'm not. The gray area of watching him use a toy on himself, being considered cheating makes sense, but it was so long ago, I feel like it's only as big as I make it out to be. With the conversation we had, I don't think it rocks the boat all that much.
We deconstructed at different points of time, which, if you have any experience, you will know how huge and terrifying that is. We're pretty solid. My husband called Jay to make a point, which he didn't have to, but he's stubborn. And when he started talking to him about it, Jay told him that it was, quote, the second gayest thing I've ever done. Obsessed with Jay. Obsessed with Jay.
And was like trying to teach poetry to a fish, which resulted in my husband hanging up and sending him a huge block of text that consisted entirely of the middle finger emoji. So, yeah. So they got in a fight? They're in a couple's quarrel. Him and Jay. I'll try to see if I can attach some photos.
Jay was your teacher.
Have some respect. He helped you learn how to fuck. Come on.
Sorry, Jay is an educator of the youth. And how to put on a condom. Honestly, the way she told the story, I'm like, look, crazy things happen behind closed doors. Also, men...
be mad like gladiators they all were like having sex with each other there is like a testosterone where i could probably see him being like watch this bro i literally just learned this about achilles that achilles had a boyfriend and they all were hooking up and he dressed as a woman to like sneak into whatever camp or something and they were like you think achilles was a big buff guy no like
They said... Achilles was sassy. They were like, Achilles was a twink. Wait, I'm obsessed. That's what... And I'm like... Where do I get this accurate history?
Well, I think gender and sexuality wasn't as defined at a certain point. Yeah. Everybody was just doing it. It's just cultural. It's just social construction. How much more, like, relaxing and enjoyable does that sound? I also do feel like men or guys when they're younger, like at camp, they're playing with their dicks. Like, they're showing each other their dicks.
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion conclude with reflections on personal growth?
Honestly, I do see the mindset of like, buddy, it's your first time. You're going to have sex on your wedding. I want it to actually be enjoyable for you. Like, let me help you. I actually do kind of see the teaching of person how to fish mentality here. Yeah. I kind of appreciate it.
Also, when you feel bad for your friend where you're like, this is so embarrassing, I'll embarrass myself to help you be less embarrassed.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's weird.
It's weird because you tell your friend to watch porn when they're confused, but he put the foot down with the porn.
But also, and that's kind of like a hot topic nowadays where people are like, porn is not real, porn is not healthy. So some people actually might prefer a hands-on demo. You could have used a banana, though.
Jay has a small business he can start.
Sex ed classes. There's like a woman making like TikTok videos and she's like, okay, I'm going to be very discreet. But like, if you want to go down on a girl and have it be good, like you lick that little ice cream cone for five minutes. And then after five minutes, then you put the fingers on the outside. Don't go in yet. Two, three fingers just on the outside. You got to create some.
But she doesn't say any of the like word words.
No. And I'm like, where was this? Yeah. But it's kind of the same concept. Yeah. But we're not in a room together. Yeah.
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