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ASMR Ambulance Severe Allergic Reaction

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Ambulance Severe Allergic Reaction Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Makeup Artist Does Your Party Makeup

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Makeup Artist Does Your Party Makeup Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Realtor Showing You Luxury Homes in New York City (soft spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Realtor Showing You Luxury Homes in New York City (soft spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow My Instructions (close your eyes halfway through )

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow My Instructions (close your eyes halfway through ) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Asking You Questions and Monitoring Your Reactions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Asking You Questions and Monitoring Your Reactions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Photographing, Measuring, and Sketching You for a Sculpture

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Photographing, Measuring, and Sketching You for a Sculpture Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Bookstore Roleplay Horror Books (soft spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Bookstore Roleplay Horror Books (soft spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Annual Physical Exam But I Keep Forgetting Where We Are in the Exam

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Annual Physical Exam But I Keep Forgetting Where We Are in the Exam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Full Makeover with Haircut and Ear Piercing

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Full Makeover with Haircut and Ear Piercing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Realtor Showing You Real Haunted House Listings

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Realtor Showing You Real Haunted House Listings Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Spa Membership Sales

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Spa Membership Sales Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Asking You Questions and Monitoring Your Reactions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Asking You Questions and Monitoring Your Reactions  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow My Instructions But You Can Close Your Eyes

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow My Instructions But You Can Close Your Eyes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Nurse Microblades Your Eyebrows and Lips

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Nurse Microblades Your Eyebrows and Lips Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Dyslexia Screening and Test (realistic soft-spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Dyslexia Screening and Test (realistic soft-spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Cranial Nerve Exam in Low Light

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Cranial Nerve Exam in Low Light Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Annual Physical Exam in Low Light

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Annual Physical Exam in Low Light Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR First World Problems Hotline (Call Center)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR First World Problems Hotline (Call Center) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Makeup Artist Does Your Theme Party Makeup (and consultation)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Makeup Artist Does Your Theme Party Makeup (and consultation) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow My Instructions with Brand New Triggers (eyes closed halfway through)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow My Instructions with Brand New Triggers (eyes closed halfway through) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Relaxing Breathing Exercise to Help You Sleep

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Relaxing Breathing Exercise to Help You Sleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Travel Agent Jamaica All-Inclusive Vacation

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Travel Agent Jamaica All-Inclusive Vacation Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Tingly Medical Tests and Exam

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Tingly Medical Tests and Exam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Piercing Shop (Ears and Septum)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Piercing Shop (Ears and Septum) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Costume Consultation and Measuring You

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Costume Consultation and Measuring You Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Annual Physical Exam (but it's your first ever doctor's appointment)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Annual Physical Exam (but it's your first ever doctor's appointment) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Your First Therapy Appointment (asking you questions)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Your First Therapy Appointment (asking you questions) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Ear Exam with Hearing Tests (soft spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Ear Exam with Hearing Tests (soft spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Relationship Therapy Appointment (couples and singles)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Relationship Therapy Appointment (couples and singles) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Your FIRST Cranial Nerve Exam (you've never seen a doctor before)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Your FIRST Cranial Nerve Exam (you've never seen a doctor before) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow My Instructions (with writing sounds)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow My Instructions (with writing sounds) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Life Coach Helps Plan Your New Year's Resolution

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Life Coach Helps Plan Your New Year's Resolution Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Physical Exam and Medical Tests (close your eyes halfway through)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Physical Exam and Medical Tests (close your eyes halfway through) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapist Asks You Questions (This or That)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapist Asks You Questions (This or That) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Paramedic Gives You ASMR in the Ambulance

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

Paramedic Gives You ASMR in the Ambulance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Personal Trainer Plans Your Workouts and Measures You

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Personal Trainer Plans Your Workouts and Measures You Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapist Asks You Questions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapist Asks You Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

-Taco Truck ASMR

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

-Taco Truck ASMR Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapy Appointment (asking you this or that questions)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapy Appointment (asking you this or that questions) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Ear Exam and Hearing Tests

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Ear Exam and Hearing Tests Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Welcome to Your Wellness Retreat

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Welcome to Your Wellness Retreat Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapist Asks You Personal Questions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapist Asks You Personal Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Ear Nose and Throat Doctor Exam

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Ear Nose and Throat Doctor Exam Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Your First Therapy Appointment for Anxiety

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Your First Therapy Appointment for Anxiety Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Realtor Showing You Waterfront Homes in Greece

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Realtor Showing You Waterfront Homes in Greece Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Personal Shopper Styles Your Fall Wardrobe

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Personal Shopper Styles Your Fall Wardrobe Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Close Your Eyes and Follow My Instructions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Close Your Eyes and Follow My Instructions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Thorough and Gentle Ear Exam (Soft Spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Thorough and Gentle Ear Exam (Soft Spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapist Asks Would You Rather Questions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapist Asks Would You Rather Questions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow My Instructions Please

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow My Instructions Please Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor Giving You a Cognitive Assessment (soft spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor Giving You a Cognitive Assessment (soft spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Doctor There's Something in Your Ears

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Doctor There's Something in Your Ears  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Makeup Artist Gives You a Makeover

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Makeup Artist Gives You a Makeover Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Rich Girl Christmas Haul (Satire)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Rich Girl Christmas Haul (Satire) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Personal Stylist Finds You Activewear

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Personal Stylist Finds You Activewear Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapist Asks You Personality Questions (Soft Spoken)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapist Asks You Personality Questions (Soft Spoken) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Close Your Eyes (Soft Spoken Follow My Instructions)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Close Your Eyes (Soft Spoken Follow My Instructions) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Ambulance Loss of Consciousness (soft spoken medical role play)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Ambulance Loss of Consciousness (soft spoken medical role play) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Makeup Artist Builds Your Makeup Kit (and soft spoken makeover)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Makeup Artist Builds Your Makeup Kit (and soft spoken makeover) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Therapist Autism Assessment (realistic)

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Therapist Autism Assessment (realistic) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Unintelligible whisper SLOW Hand Movements Sleep inducing

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Unintelligible whisper SLOW Hand Movements Sleep inducing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Showing you and tapping hardcover notebooks Ear to ear whisper

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Showing you and tapping hardcover notebooks Ear to ear whisper Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Putting You To Sleep Over 20 Sleep Facts! Ear To Ear Close-up Whispers

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Putting You To Sleep Over 20 Sleep Facts! Ear To Ear Close-up Whispers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Personal attention Ear to ear POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS while touching your face

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Personal attention Ear to ear POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS while touching your face Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR SUPER Close-up Whispering for SLEEP Follow my instructions

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SUPER Close-up Whispering for SLEEP Follow my instructions Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Putting you to SLEEP SPACE facts Ear to ear close-up whispers

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Putting you to SLEEP SPACE facts Ear to ear close-up whispers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Relaxing Soft spoken session Showing you game cards Exploding Kittens game

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Relaxing Soft spoken session Showing you game cards Exploding Kittens game Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Sketching you Portrait artist roleplay Relaxing pencil drawing sounds + soft spoken

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Sketching you Portrait artist roleplay Relaxing pencil drawing sounds + soft spoken Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

ASMR Brushing your face Personal attention ear to ear instructions for anxiety relief and sleep

03 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Brushing your face Personal attention ear to ear instructions for anxiety relief and sleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

ASMR SLOW Inaudible Whispering for DEEP SLEEP Mouth sounds & Hand movements

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SLOW Inaudible Whispering for DEEP SLEEP Mouth sounds & Hand movements Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR SPA Facial TreatmentSteam Cleansing & Massage Roleplay (Personal attention)

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SPA Facial TreatmentSteam Cleansing & Massage Roleplay (Personal attention) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Night Nurse takes care of you Personal Attention Medical Check-up Roleplay

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Night Nurse takes care of you Personal Attention Medical Check-up Roleplay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR COZY Ear Exam Ear to Ear Tuning Fork Medical Roleplay

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR COZY Ear Exam Ear to Ear Tuning Fork Medical Roleplay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR FALL ASLEEP to ANTICIPATORY triggers (Portuguese Whispers) Poem Rhymes

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR FALL ASLEEP to ANTICIPATORY triggers (Portuguese Whispers) Poem Rhymes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR SLEEP HYPNOSIS Blink on command & Slow Hand movements

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SLEEP HYPNOSIS Blink on command & Slow Hand movements Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Girl rescues you in DYSTOPIAN FUTURE Personal Attention Roleplay

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Girl rescues you in DYSTOPIAN FUTURE Personal Attention Roleplay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow my instructions PERIPHERAL TRIGGERS Bright Light

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow my instructions PERIPHERAL TRIGGERS Bright Light Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Guiding you to SLEEP Super close-up whispers fluffy mic sounds

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Guiding you to SLEEP Super close-up whispers fluffy mic sounds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR EYES CLOSED Follow my instructions GUIDED IMAGERY for SLEEP

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR EYES CLOSED Follow my instructions GUIDED IMAGERY for SLEEP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR EYES CLOSED Follow my instructions GUIDED IMAGERY for SLEEP

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR EYES CLOSED Follow my instructions GUIDED IMAGERY for SLEEP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR TIBETAN BOWL Mindful breathing DEEP relaxation for SLEEP

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR TIBETAN BOWL Mindful breathing DEEP relaxation for SLEEP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Removing bad energy after a LONG DAY HYPNOTIC hands & POSITIVE affirmations

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Removing bad energy after a LONG DAY HYPNOTIC hands & POSITIVE affirmations Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SLEEP Soft Triggers to FALL ASLEEP

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SLEEP Soft Triggers to FALL ASLEEP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR FAST PACED INSTRUCTIONS for ADHD Snapping & Blink - Pay Attention

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR FAST PACED INSTRUCTIONS for ADHD Snapping & Blink - Pay Attention Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR TAILOR Measuring you for a suit Relaxing Roleplay

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR TAILOR Measuring you for a suit Relaxing Roleplay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR SLEEP HYPNOSIS 2 Blink on Command & Slow Hand Movements

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SLEEP HYPNOSIS 2 Blink on Command & Slow Hand Movements Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Gently Brushing your face SUPER Close-up Whispering - Slow & Sleepy

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Gently Brushing your face SUPER Close-up Whispering - Slow & Sleepy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Follow my instructions EYES CLOSED BASIC LEFT or RIGHT to make you SLEEPY

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow my instructions EYES CLOSED BASIC LEFT or RIGHT to make you SLEEPY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR BRUSHING your hair after a bad day Personal Attention with Brush, Spray & Water Globes

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR BRUSHING your hair after a bad day Personal Attention with Brush, Spray & Water Globes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

ASMR Realistic EAR EXAM 〰 Frequency Hearing Tests Tuning Fork Ear Cleaning Medical Roleplay

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Realistic EAR EXAM 〰 Frequency Hearing Tests Tuning Fork Ear Cleaning Medical Roleplay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inform...

ASMR ULTIMATE LIGHT TRIGGERS Instructions for SLEEP Blink on Command

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR ULTIMATE LIGHT TRIGGERS Instructions for SLEEP Blink on Command Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Guiding you through Inner Healing & SLEEP Sound Effects

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Guiding you through Inner Healing & SLEEP Sound Effects Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR SLOW & CLOSE UP Whispers for DEEP SLEEP Mic Scratching & Unintentional Mouth Sounds

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SLOW & CLOSE UP Whispers for DEEP SLEEP Mic Scratching & Unintentional Mouth Sounds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more infor...

ASMR Follow my instructions You can CLOSE your EYES Word Association

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Follow my instructions You can CLOSE your EYES Word Association Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Removing Negative Energy Positive affirmations Personal attention

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Removing Negative Energy Positive affirmations Personal attention Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Until you FALL ASLEEP Whispering simple tests and SLEEPY triggers

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Until you FALL ASLEEP Whispering simple tests and SLEEPY triggers Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Ear to Ear CLOSE UP WHISPERING Portuguese Relax and fall asleep to a foreign language

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Ear to Ear CLOSE UP WHISPERING Portuguese Relax and fall asleep to a foreign language Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

ASMR SLEEP HYPNOSIS with Counter BLINK on command

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR SLEEP HYPNOSIS with Counter BLINK on command Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR Night Nurse takes care of you Personal attention Medical check up Roleplay

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR Night Nurse takes care of you Personal attention Medical check up Roleplay Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ASMR EXTREMELY CLOSE UP Inaudible Whispering Ear to Ear Background sounds to fall asleep

02 Feb 2024

Contributed by Lukas

ASMR EXTREMELY CLOSE UP Inaudible Whispering Ear to Ear Background sounds to fall asleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.