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What's up, everybody? Welcome to PlayGrid. Happy 2025. Anything uncomfortable happen on your guys' vacation? I feel like more things happen on your vacation. I had an amazing vacation with my wife, my baby. Day one, my wife was vomiting. Yeah, violently. Day two, she got her period for the first time in two years. Wow. So it started off amazing. It was absolutely incredible.

On some level. On some levels. I look at my wife, got her body back after having a kid. I'm like, God damn you. Okay, shit. I don't even think it's thirst trapping anymore. I think it's like a marathon.

Shit. You know, 1.5? You know, that's great. You have to be risking my life going to Saudi Arabia to do comedy shows, but we can get 1.5. But no, you can't do that, Skip. Come on, Skip. Anyway. I feel like you should be able to offer without getting fired.

I think we need to include a little bit of the first part of the pod just so you can see his brain working at like full capacity because he was being really manipulative to me and I was in like a spiral. I didn't know what to do. But now you're describing yourself as like a retarded idiot. You brought your wife into an expensive place and thought that you were going to leave with something? I did.

No, no, that is where, you can't threaten someone's job. Like I looked at that, like you cannot do, you know, withhold anything from them. You can't do any of that. You're not trying to take anything away. You're just trying to offer. Exactly. Like, hey, you're going to get this 1.5, but you still got to do my lip liner. You still got to come to work. You can't get this one.

But like, it's going to be installments. It's going to be one of them. Like when you win the lottery, but you get the weekend payout.

But what if that's not, then you get 1.2.

I'm just saying, like, I think we have to, in Trump's America in 2025, I think we have to... You know, we have to loosen the reins a little bit about what it means. You know, remember when they tried to say that we couldn't drink a large Coca-Cola in New York? Yeah. That's how I feel about sexual harassment. Some of these girls need two leaders. You know what I mean? Some of these girls need two.

If Al, respectfully, with all due respect, or on Instagram, we should be able to comment on that two leaders. You can't tell me the leaders. You put our feet up, dog.

I was looking at Al's body. Yeah, man. I think that the sexual harassment can be framed not in terms of sex, but in terms of like, wow, for your age, you look amazing. Wow, for having a child, and you got your body back. That's amazing. I don't think any woman would take that the wrong way. Yeah, that's a compliment.

Wow, you do makeup, but you could make $1.5 million burying your face into my crotch. That seems a little different than the other two examples.

Yeah, why is that so different?

You gotta get something, bro. That is another thing that we need to discuss. Yeah. What our expectations are with gifts and what our wives' expectations are with gifts. True. Go on. The distance between gift and fight is getting real.

It's crazy. You don't buy you no time no more. And the rate of gift has gotten higher. Higher. With no extension on fight.

Who are you guys? You ain't married yet. You'll find out. Al living like a... We don't argue. No, Al got Sharia in his relationship, bro. He got his wife's face covered all over. Yo, free your wife. Yo, free your wife, bro. Yeah, and have your mom put socks on. Your mom ain't wearing no feet burkas.

Put some of age woman. She is more than of age. What do you mean by that? That sounds crazy.

Shout out Mrs. Media. You're absolutely beautiful. Your soul is beautiful. That's enough. That was good.

How many zins you got in right now, bro? That's too far, guys. That's a double peg zin. That's too far.

No, no, no, no. Oh, that was good. Nah. Come on. Come on. Come on. This is 2025, and we're being kind. We're being loving. We're supporting one another. I'm sorry you said that.

You know what's fucked up, though? Yeah, you might. You know what's fucked up, though? That guy has got to agree to sell the Rolex, right? Yes, yeah. So he really got her. Oh, he got her the Rolex? Yo, that's dope, too. If you got it for retail, it's really that guy gave your wife a Rolex. How you gonna let a man buy your wife a Rolex and you paid the tax? That guy got twice here, I think.

Yo, what's this guy's name, yo? Nah, shout him out right now trying to buy your wife gifts for Christmas.

If he ain't Indian, what is that right there? That's hilarious.

That's a good point. That's a good point. That's a fucking great point. God damn it. Anyway, shout out to vacation. Vacation is fucking phenomenal. I want us all to go out there to St. Bart's one of these days, man. That was a grown fun. That was grown folks fun. That's how Charlemagne put it. Charlemagne popped over and he came and hung out with us the day. How was Jerry Jones?

Oh, that was crazy. You know, Charlamagne is the biggest Cowboys fan in the fucking world. And we go to this place, La Garite. I know that you were going to suffer through this. And I'm like, yo, it's going to be a fun little day party. And he hears party and he's like, it's going to be the club, but I want to come kick it.

But at the same time, he's like, bro, I only need like 30 minutes or an hour there. I'm like, I think you're going to like it. He's like, man, I get out of those places quick. 10, 15, 20 minutes we're in, we're vibing. And he's like, oh shit, this ain't a party. He goes, this is grown folks. This is for grown folks. And the bangers are going, we look over the table and Jerry Jones is at the table.

Of course not. He'd party with the family at St. Bart's.

So Dove sees Jerry Jones go to the bathroom, and Dove follows him to the bathroom, and on the way back, starts chopping him up. Charlotte got no clue. When he comes back to the bathroom, he comes up to the table. Keep in mind, the whole place knows it's fucking Jerry Jones, right? He comes up to the table, says what's up to Charlemagne. Charlemagne's in his ear.

What did Dove do to him in the bathroom?

That's right. Why y'all suffering in silence? They had a bad season.

You know, Jerry liked to party, though. Oh, yeah. Because we offered him a shot, and he was like, all right, shoot. All right, give me the fuck shot.

Immediately threw it back. Anyway, that was a cool moment to see them. He called me to fucking put me through misery.

It is. It is. So basically, like, St. Bart's is an island in the Caribbean. Not anymore. I'm about to ruin it right now. I'm just letting y'all know. But it's... It's like the old money starts seeing him come. It's like, oh, fuck. We need a new spot. I mean, that's why Jerry left. He's like, there's a black guy that's...

He thought he was a running back. He said, what are you doing here? We're both not supposed to be here. And so basically it's this island of the Caribbean. There's no people indigenous to the island. And by that, they're probably killed off a long time. And but it's like the only island in all of the Caribbean we're supposed to believe that like just people aren't there.

Wouldn't you rather watch your wife have sex with somebody while you sat in the corner and played video games? Wouldn't you rather that? Wouldn't you rather sit there in the corner and be like, one day I'll get a gold Daytona.

every little island got communities of people except this one I think like the Swedish had it then the French took it over so the French just made the south of France in the Caribbean so they got a place to go in the winter because it's too cold to go south to Saint-Tropez or whatever the fuck in the south so the whole shit is France everybody speaks French it's French as fuck and it's just vibes it's like all these billion motherfuckers pulling their boats up and they're just having like a flex off with their fucking hundred million dollar yachts Jerry's is 300 million

So his is there. The Walton's boat that they own. Walmart and shit. The Fertitta's boat. Like, every billionaire. Whose boat were you on? We stayed in a house there. And then, like, you go out to the boat for, like, a party or something like that. Oh, okay, okay. And, yeah, it's crazy. God damn. Yeah, the boat's got helicopters landing on it. It's some crazy shit.

But, yeah, there's other things, like, boats are fucking dumb, I'll be honest with you. I've been saying this. Like, boats are fucking stupid. I've been saying this. Owning one, but not being on it. Being on it's kind of fun, but like you got to take a little bit. It's like, then you're on this boat. If you want to get off the boat, you got to ask somebody. They got to call a boat.

It's just a fucking, I like, I'm a city guy. Like I want to be able to walk somewhere. I want to be able to move on my own. You want to be at a beach looking at the water. I like that. It's great. That's fire. But yeah, it was just, it was fun hanging and it was grownups. It's like the ages are like, the men are like 40 to 70 and the women are like 18 to like 20. Yeah.

there's not a single fat person like when you see a fat person you're like oh shit like you point them out like your whole group points them out you do like you think that they're gonna be on like the sand going like yeah But like the aging, the age was... And how do these young girls, how do they have all that money? Everybody flattens. There's not a single girl that pays to be there. Really?

Yeah, not a single. You don't say. Not a single one. Wow. Not a single girl. Gary Jones probably bought all of them on his fucking yacht. Well, yeah. They get brought out there and they're there for a reason. And there's no lawsuits for Fox Sports 1 about it.

I'm a married man. You know, I wouldn't know anything about that. I don't know their relations. I don't know what they do. I know there's a lot of link trees in the bios. I know that. Maybe they got shows coming up. Probably that. Probably that. In Chicago.

No, no, there was a lot of OnlyFans presence. All right, guys, let's talk about some sports, man. I mean, like, you know, NFL's decided. Playoffs are starting next week. Excited?

Is it everything that you thought it would be?

I would rather my wife drip period blood all over the fucking hotel than have a Rolex end up on her wrist when I didn't think about it. Because now you don't even get the credit for the thoughtful act.

You always say this. You always say he got moxie. He's got moxie. I love him.

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Oh, that makes sense, because they get rid of the demons that are... What do you think? Oh, no, I thought the exorcist was the girl that went down the stairs backwards. That's the demon. Wow, that movie's totally different now that I think about it.

Which one is Olivia Munn? The forehead. I like a big forehead.

I like a big forehead. She dated Aaron Rodgers.

Oh, that's somebody's wife. But she's famous. She's famous. And she's beautiful. Yeah. You don't think that girl's beautiful? No, she is. Would you say that's a big forehead?

Can we just say for one second, if y'all don't care about Christmas, and I mean y'all and the Jews, then stop doing shit on Christmas. Treat that shit like a Wednesday. Don't go to the Chinese restaurant. Don't do a Christmas Jewish show. You do care about Christmas. You're missing out. You want that. Your wife wants it. Admit it. Christ is king. Yes. He's twice as king.

There's a couple of them that kind of look like that.

And who was it? Who was the other one? I don't know. Because there's a couple of that version of person. Damn.

I'm just trying to jog his memory. I'm trying to jog Al's memory. What's John? Chrissy Teigen. Yeah. Yeah, beautiful.

The rule I have is if you are famous, then you're involved. If you're one of these people that's, like, hidden, you're out of it, then I don't like to talk about it. That's my rule. But if you're a Kardashian, then, like, hey, this is the game.

Well, I'm sure there's some people that say no, like Akash would say no to that. Yeah. Is he a demon? Say less. You believe anything. I know. I was just not going to say anything. I don't believe anything. Every time he goes down there, he believes it a little bit. Is there ever a time where you're like, man, this guy's full of shit?

Yeah, that's a telltale right there. No, but have you ever sat down, like when we were sitting down with Billy, Billy Carson, like I knew it was full of shit, but it's a fun full of shit.

I've never seen the tablets of Toth or whatever the fuck he keeps talking about.

Does telepathic mean you can lift shit up? No, it's telekinesis. What's the cool one? Where you're magneto. Yeah, it's telekinesis. Telekinesis. Why can't they lift their tongue up and down and make some fucking sound? Why don't they do that? True. No, I'm on that shit too.

But we can look it up. Nobody looking that up. We just say it. It's like a Rubik's Cube. You just go like this. Boom. But it's not solved. What do you mean? No, but if you flash it fast enough, that thing is solved and thrown away. I've been solving Rubik's Cubes since I'm nine years old. No, no, no, no, no. This is real television.

One of my favorite games is with Rubik's cubes is go, yeah, I could do it. And then people are like, no way. Yeah, it's really easy. And then I build that up for 10 minutes and then I just go like that and I don't solve it and I just waste 10 minutes of someone's time. This is harder than I thought.

Okay, so telepathy is you could send messages to another person that also can't speak or with someone that can't speak.

Yeah, I'm on board. I need to bring these shoulders. Because you look like the Kanye video with fucking...

She got her period for the first time in two years. And it was heavy. It was heavy. One time I was taking a shit, my wife just opened the door. She goes, I need that. What do you do? What do you do with that shit? Prison rules, bro. That's crazy. I just rolled up some toilet paper. I was like, can you just put that there until I finish this doodle? What are the rules for that?

I can just tell when something is about, retards are going to love it. I'm like, this is it. Okay, so how do you know that they're telling you something? Because they can't confirm what they're telling you.

January 6th, MAGA Harbor. This is Magga Harbor. We celebrate Magga Harbor. We don't care that much about Christmas.

You don't think it's possible that the kid can memorize a lot of numbers and then the mom goes, yo, we're going to do this number shit. It's even less interesting than that. Oh, really? Bro, it's telepathy, bro. You two guys are good. The demons are in him, dude. He doesn't believe anything, and you believe everything.

You and you. Y'all love Christmas. Y'all love Christmas. I like what you did right there, but y'all love Christmas. Okay? Well, do get your wife for Christmas. Christmas is wonderful. We just don't do much for it. Now we do.

Thank you so much for not bringing this up while we were in Hawaii.

You were not ready. I don't even think I'm ready now. I'd like to see the video.

Everybody. Everybody does. This is how it starts. Now, what did you get your wife for Christmas? Nothing. Oh, you're a pieces.

No, he looked at a mirror behind the screen.

Why are you getting cooked? Because people want to believe, bro.

Did you have this haircut?

Like there's a certain amount of people that are, and then certain amount that are not.

Hypnosis.

Fuck.

Are you worried about that? Why? I don't know. Like, you know, like, I'm just saying like at any point in time, you know, something could happen to that. You're straight.

Exactly. Exactly. I can't do it. Your mom can't take a dick. You got it.

Fuck it up again. You really tried to get that right. You really tried to get it right. What's the difference between your mom and a joke? I'll never get this shit right. What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Correct. What? Your mom can't take a joke. There you go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

Send them to public school. Yeah, bro. They won't believe shit.

Yeah. Isn't that what Tai Chi is a little bit, though? Like, you ever see those monks that, like, use a finger and just your whole body falls over? Yeah. You never seen that? Steven Seagal does that? Yeah, but that's not Tai Chi. When I met him, I felt a little of that. You were picking up his energy? No, like, I took a picture, I dapped him up, and then I just, like, I felt like a wave of energy.

Oh, word. Yeah. I believe in that a little.

I don't think so. Nah, it is. Because wouldn't they use it to get Taiwan back? Or can Taiwan fight with the same thing? Like, why isn't China using that to get Taiwan back?

But wouldn't, this is what humans do. You build something cool and then you make a weapon out of it. That is true. We weaponize anything good. Well, maybe they have. Like, what do girls do? They weaponize getting offered $1.5 million to get some suck on it.

$1.5 is just a weird number. It is weird because it feels real. $1 million feels like a joke. Would you suck a dick for $1 million? If your boy goes, yo, would you suck a dick for $1.5 million?

If you can't get out of the city for... You need to. Yeah, lesson learned.

What's that .5 about?

right 1.5 makes it feel like a real gesture yeah when there's no way that skip bayless is asking this um makeup artists because you could get victoria's secret models for way less there's like a billionaire uh prostitution ring which is like a lot of these like famous models are part of and you just pay them x amount smash them out they know the deal and it's done so you really think that the makeup artist is getting 1.5 million dollars fuck no

That seems like Skip Bayless. And then she got to go to the news like, he said it was going to be $1.5 million. And everybody's like, you believed it? Yo, that's actually a really interesting fucking phrase. $1.5 for some box is crazy. Nobody's paying that. Nobody's paying that.

Yeah.

Or did it work out?

No, it almost paid. Not for live, pussy. not for live like like for dead like 1.5 to smash some famous deceased yo that's different monroe yo what's the monroe monroe doctrine the maryland i was like is there something i don't know Like, for real. So 1.5 for some deceased posthumous pom-pom? Think about that. 1.5, but you get to dick down like Mary Todd Lincoln. Oh. No, no.

Who are you going after? 1.5. Todd Lincoln. I don't know. Well, let's look her up. Marilyn makes more sense. Yeah, Marilyn makes more sense.

Cleopatra. You wouldn't smash Cleopatra at one point. She'd probably mummify. I heard she wasn't that bad. Nah. I heard they stayed exact. Wow.

she was notoriously unattractive let's compare and contrast imagine your wife is so ugly you're like I gotta free the slaves or something but I can't be hanging around this bitch all day long I mean poor woman and she was crazy that's crazy who's that right there that's Lady Bird Johnson that's Lyndon's wife I don't think she's ugly

He didn't say gods told him. He said, God. Because God is one. Don't you have a lot of them? We've done this. They're all one. The Brahma. Sounds like you're on our team.

Oh. No, but she looked like a fluke. Like a fish. Yeah. One is here and the other one is here. Yeah, but I think she's beautiful. I don't know. Nah. She's a pretty girl, dude. She's stunning. Come on, stop it.

Isn't that crazy? No, she didn't. Yes, bro. She's the... I know, it started as playback or something like that for... They attributed her with having some contribution of modern-day Wi-Fi. Yeah, because she could watch playback of the film, of the scene that she had just... Acted him, right? I should have known. And then that ends up becoming Wi-Fi. But yeah, she's stunning. Wow.

What's going on here? And this is no plastic surgery, no Photoshop, like even the pictures of them.

Yo, have you guys noticed when you were in... Well, I mean, I can't go, whatever. Just like, have you guys noticed women's faces looking quite similar? Like plastic surgery has gotten really good and fillers have gotten really good. Yeah. Like women are objectively more beautiful, but I think they're more similar. They're all kind of looking like that Kardashian, whatever it is.

Oh, I thought it was a filler thing where they're like constructing their faces to be more symmetrical.

Okay, so you add fillers to create like similar bones. Because there's probably... one version of like aesthetic beauty. And it's probably just having an even face, right? Like that's probably what all the paintings that are beautiful look like. And symmetry is just what it is. So you're using the filler to create symmetry. Then you're all watching the same makeup tutorials.

So now your makeup is the same and your cheekbones and sorry, your jawline and cheekbones are the same. So you just have this similar look.

It's just this is modern makeup. Oh. I pretty much prefer... So it's basically what would you look like now? She looks bad on the right.

Where'd you guys go? You spent more than me.

What was like... I mean, that's, yeah, she's been... We remember Marilyn Monroe as this kind of like famous slut. But she's beloved. You know, she's fucking married men. She's like, she's out there. She's doing her thing. She's like throwing the ass around or whatever. Skirts popping up with the wind.

Was she scrutinized or did women have like so few public voices back in the day that there just wasn't that much scrutiny? Like now every female podcast would be like, oh, who's this bitch fucking all the married men? What a slut. How dare she? But there just weren't shows for or they'd be empowering. Whatever. Don't slut shame. But yeah, I think I don't even think I think fucking married men.

You probably got me. So you guys went to Cancun? Yeah. With the family? Yeah. Did you like it? I loved it. Anything horrible happen?

So our idea of Marilyn Monroe now is she's like this hoe that's all empowered. But back in the day, she was just this beautiful girl.

That's more what I'm talking about. Like, now she's, like, beloved and emulated. Like, wearing her dress to the Golden Globes. I remember one year, Kim Kardashian or something like that. And, like, you're wearing, like, an old whore's dress. Yeah. But it's... If the dress fits. You know what I mean? But isn't it... Am I taking like a weird angle on this? I don't know. It makes sense.

If you live a long life, you have tons of money and everything worked out for you. We go, fuck you, bitch. Why are you having sex with all these married dudes and breaking up their homes? Yeah. If you die tragically, you're like, she lived hard and died young.

Yeah.

And there was also probably so few famous people, like they're making way less movies. So the famous people of the time were probably revealed. Oh, absolutely. Regardless of their behavior.

He needs this. No, no, no. In Spanish language. Give me something bad. I want to know about bad things.

Yo, what do you guys think about, not to grab a topic off of that list here, but I'm going to. That's your brain. Drake puts out the diss to LeBron, seemingly. Yeah. How do you guys feel about that?

like it looked like okay ready go that type of shit i mean that's a smart way to put it out because if people don't fuck with it then you get to be like i didn't put that shit out y'all we're not even done with it and if it blows up it's basically like creating the lowest expectations so you can over deliver yeah interesting keep going yeah and yeah like to take shots at braun it's

Okay. Just because the name of the song, they said Fighting Irish. But then again, if he doesn't name the song, how do we know what it is? It's shrouded in enough mystery where I feel like Drake can protect his relationship if he wants. But it seems like there's some maybe bars thrown in that direction. Yeah. I think it's smart strategic move.

And what is she doing? Does she start saying what your girl's not doing for you?

Like, all right, let's get away from this Kendrick thing. We'll go towards an even bigger figure, which is LeBron and low key. I think there's sympathy. Like I felt sympathetic because if that's your boy, you got his fucking jersey tatted on your arm, your homies forever. And he shows up to this other guy who I don't even know if you're close to him like that. No. He shows up to the show.

He's rapping all the words. He's cosigning the fuck out of it. I would feel, I'd probably feel hurt. I'd probably feel like one of my friends let me down. It's more justified than all the other shit.

And also, if he is alleging certain things, it's like, yo, we did work together. We did fuck shit, and you're out here. Why are you acting like I don't know things? If they're as close as the media has portrayed it, and maybe they have even portrayed it. Yeah, they have portrayed it. I mean, look at his fucking arm. Exactly.

If they're that close and you were doing that to my op, I would feel a way.

Yeah. And I think you justify it.

Yeah, I think so. Mm-hmm. Like, that doesn't really help Drake. I feel like if anything, that helps build the stock of Bronny.

Yeah. So you invest in the family, and then all LeBron has to do is not go to the concert. Yeah. It's a very easy thing to not go to.

Even guys that don't play on his team, they'll defend him with this fervor. You know, like, nah, he's the goal. How dare you talk about him? Like, you're saying LeBron's not as good as this guy. He's the best still in the league. I think it was Kevin Garnett went on like a spirited tirade defending LeBron. And they were rivals. They were heated rivals.

Yeah. You're in the city. You're in it. People don't... Yeah, we're outside. Yeah. L.A. is crazy. If you're in L.A. during that time and everybody is just riding super high, the whole city is congealed around this one dude.

Or don't go to the pop out. Sometimes not going or not being part of something, not supporting something is the greatest support for the opposition.

This is one of those peculiar things because I can see where there are other musicians that aren't as popular as Drake. They want to see the top guy fall. It's a very natural human instinct. There's a person who's got the crown and you want to see that crown get knocked off. And then after it gets knocked off, you're like, okay, man, put the crown back on. But everybody wants to see someone bleed.

That 300 scene, you know, where the Persian guy gets that little cut. And it's like, okay, we just want to see that it's possible. So I understand that from definitely other musicians and just like kind of maybe fans of music, definitely Kendrick fans, even West Coast fans. And maybe there's probably some Drake haters, right? I get that. But LeBron is bigger than Drake. Yeah.

Like at least in my estimation. Globally, yeah. I would say he's a big, so now I know it gets tricky because music travels in a different way than basketball, but LeBron is more wealthy than Drake. You could argue more powerful than Drake. Yeah. I don't see a reason to be envious of Drake and wanting to see the crown fall off. I can see that from people beneath them.

When you're beneath somebody, you want to see somebody go down. That's a pretty normal human instinct. But when you're above somebody, you shouldn't have that same feeling. Like anybody who I had beef with growing, coming up in comedy, once I like passed them, my like animosity towards them melted away.

Like, even if you treated me like shit on the way up, like once I got past, I was like, all right, whatever. You're a bitter guy, but it's fine.

I thought about that. There is one little issue about this. The whole song is calling your man a pedophile. So now you look at two things. It's like, if he's a pedophile, why were you kicking with him the whole time? Now, I don't think he's a pedophile, of course. But it's different than like, fuck you, I'm a better rapper than you. Fuck you, you're fat. Or you get your abs done or the other shit.

Before he started eating bread. I knew all his pics was day one. This is how badly I knew he wanted to show off his ads. He posted a picture with him and his girl, put an emoji over her face.

The pedophile thing is different. And just reinforcing and supporting that narrative in any way feels a little bit separate than sport.

Yeah. And boo in solidarity. If he knows I'll go. Until he puts on a fire song. See, that's what I'm saying. I'm going to still watch the Super Bowl halftime show. That's what I'm saying.

December 1, he's not number one. I get what you're saying. It's like, if you're rocking with somebody, you're going to rock with them all the time.

Charlamagne gets a bar from Drake. where I think Drake is critical of Charlamagne. Do you remember that? Yeah. Like, I'm not blasting that song. I'm not, you know, I'm not posting on social media. I'm not rapping those words because it's like, yo, you taking a shot at my boy, like, you know?

No, but that's, wasn't that a good thing that he sent bottles to Charlamagne?

I said stuck out. He said close enough. He wasn't sure if it was stuck or stuck.

The line about going to the Hamptons and giving people cold shoulders and that was indicative of

Here's the thing is, I totally get that. At what point is it you?

I don't know. Come on. Come on. So there's part of me that's like, yeah, all these people don't like you. Fuck you. Not fuck you, like me fucking sick. All these people don't like you, so they're like, yo, fuck you.

There's another part of me that's like, and we know this from comedy, like, there are people who are your friends, and there are people who are your friends because things are working out. Yeah, of course, absolutely. And the second you look weak or something like that, there are people celebrating that. Absolutely. So... I wonder if these are industry friends. I'm not sure.

That Drake maybe thought that since they had some number one songs together, that he maybe took them on tour, or he had perceived that he was helping them. These guys might have perceived like, yo, I'm putting this guy from Canada who's half white over. Without me, he's not legit. I'm doing him the favor. Everybody thinks that they're the one helping. Mm-hmm.

Everyone, very rarely do people, especially in this like narcissistic business go, I'm put on by these people.

Would you get off the toilet? No, you got to finish up.

No, no, I agree. I agree there's more. But I guess just the point I'm trying to make is like every time I see an Instagram post where it's like Drake was the number one artist in hip hop from 2000. 10 years straight or 11 years straight. Yeah, like 15 years, something insane.

I start going, wow, there's a lot of other rappers that are working really hard and they wanted to have the number one album that year and they wanted to be the most viewed or the most listened to and they're not. And they've been doing that the entirety of their career. Some rappers careers blossomed and fell off during Drake's reign. Yeah.

So despite them being nice and friendly and still wanting a feature, they're also like, man, fuck that, dude. Think about that. Think about comedians that were like, man, I'd love to open you, open for you, but then also shit on you.

You're with the boys. Can you just be honest? You worked really hard. You got fucking lean. The abs looked incredible. Yeah, he was working. But stop with this. Just say you wanted to show off the abs and you didn't want to be a douchebag and only show your abs. Yeah, I got a screenshot. Oh, let's go, Miles.

This is what Charlamagne said. It's like, if there's anybody that agree, like when this whole Kendrick thing was going down, he was like, listen, keep note. If there's anybody who supports this, if anybody who likes posts, there's anybody who comments in support of what's going on, Keep in mind, they've been hating the whole time.

They've been dapping you up at comedy clubs, asking to open for you on tour, saying they're happy for you. And the second this shit happens, if they like it, they was hating the whole time. So keep note and then just cut those motherfuckers out. I saw who was liking posts. We all saw. We all saw.

We got an op list. 50 got my op list. 50 got my op list.

you know we went over it the other day it's fine it's fine anyway 50 gotta watch out he might be on my list what happened he stole his quarter he took a shot at me with the that was love dude I know that was fire that was love that was like that's fire 50 the fucking man he was awesome they tried to make fun of his Las Vegas thing he handled that perfectly he immediately the next show is on stage sold out going they saying I'm supposed to not dance like this I'm not Chris Brown I'm not a slut he's like what kind of show you think you coming for we gonna do this yeah fucking love it

Because you haven't seen this happen to Joe.

And also, he's never lost the people. He's had the media criticize him, but his people have never flipped. And it felt like with the Drake situation that the people changed. The people supported the opposition. He's just always been on top.

But if you don't think that there are not some bitter ass, hateful motherfucking comedians that would love something bad to happen to Joe and they relish every time that they try to cancel that motherfucker. Of course there are.

Of course they are. And they fucking, they behave and play nice and play fucking fake. And Joe's smart. I bet he knows it all.

Stop talking about the gimmicks. And people already off the pedophile shit, bro. It's like, this is Trump's America, bro. Like, Trudeau's done. Like, it's all good. I don't see how it connects, but I like that. I like that a lot. That's just what you say. Yes. When you don't have a point, you just say this is Trump's America.

Exactly. Things are different now. You think that Skip Bayless is going to jail for offering $1.5 million to Trump's America? If Kamala was president, they'd probably hang him in Times Square. But with Trump, he's going to get that in blood. He's going to get $3 million from that little massage artist. What does he do? Whatever she is. Skip don't need a fucking hairstylist.

That's why I believe it. The fact that she gets to go to work every day and do nothing and she's upset.

You can't stop me. You can't stop me.

He said that perfect. There wasn't a single stutter or hiccup in that. You had that shit lined up. No H-1B visa for a sex worker. For a little sex worker. Al's wife is not even from this country. He said that.

Hold on. I'll make your point. I want to hear this one.

The price is too high for what?

she was sleeping with everybody why can't she fuck these dudes I don't know how much she was getting real quick real quick They're saying that she fucked her way to the top. Right? I think that's the allegation from this hating ass massage artist or whatever her name is. What is she? Hairstyle. Whatever. Okay. So the hairstyles hater. Why are you even bringing up Joy Taylor?

Like, why are you even talking about her name? This got nothing to do with you. If you're being sexually harassed, right? Talk about your sexual harassment.

This is the culture here. Don't say a fucking word. Yeah. So you can't even give good advice?

to your coworkers you asked me for advice I told you forget about it do you know what I mean like if I'm Joy Taylor and I'm fucking my way to the top and this girl gets 1.5 million just from fucking Joy Taylor gotta fuck and then come to work this massage artist allegedly allegedly allegedly she gotta fuck incredibly famous successful talented people in her field oh my lord Oh, my God.

Like, imagine you've dedicated your life to sports and media and you are around talented, successful people in sports and media that you also find attractive. You're going to not have sex with them? What do you think about this part, though?

This massage stylist don't know a single thing about jokes, clearly. That's a joke. She's using me too as a joke, like funny podcasters. She's involved in media. This girl's amazing. Tell me you don't want to have someone like that in the office.

That's a morale hire. For sure. Talented.

No, no, no. She's not expensive. She's going to work for it. Oh, yeah. I guess what I'm saying is you can't fuck people. Then after fucking them, you build a relationship and they're like, holy shit, not only can she fuck it, she's like really talented. She should go on all these shows. I don't understand what's wrong. Every restaurant that you work in, everybody in the restaurant fucks.

Every single restaurant, everyone in the restaurant fucks. Every business, everyone fucks. We don't hire women. We don't hire. We got one woman here, and what's the rule?

It's $2 million, and it's going up every year. If we get the Zen deal, that shit going up to $5 million. No, but I'm just saying, like, people that work together can't have sex. Like, what world do we live in where you're going to spend 60 hours a week with somebody that you share the same passions and goals with? You're both attractive. You're former athletes.

Why she got that flap over the heavies, though? Why she trying to hide? Oh, yo, you didn't go to the table.

You've got testosterone coursing through the veins. Shannon Sharp not supposed to mop that up?

Joy, maybe, but not hairstylist. I'm not talking about the massage therapist. I'm talking about Joy.

Joy, if they fire you, you're hired.

I know you're showing off mom's feet like that. It's hard. You're posting the dogs for free. Why you put the dogs up? Respectfully? Respectfully. Go down there. Count the toes. Count the toes. Respectfully. I didn't mean to.

No, no, no. Give me his in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is a little bit. I mean, am I off on this? You cannot use it as a form.

Okay. Technically, you're off, but your logic is fine. Okay, using it as a form of power, wrong. You can't Weinstein that shit, right? There's no Weinstein. We're not doing Weinstein over here. We're not saying if you don't do this, you're not going to get that. You can't do that. But two people at work hooking up. with no leverage, use of leverage at all. I don't think should be wrong.

I'm supposed to tell it. Yo, I'm trying to fuck. Yes.

That's why it's wrong, you fuck. I don't get it.

No, I've never hooked up with someone I work with. Deadass. Why not? Because that shit is fucking... I think that's cats. I think that's cats. Hold on, have I? I'm trying to think. I don't think I have.

No, my friend Alessandro's older sister used to sit on my hard fucking prepubescent dick.

pizza place i was like 13 or 12 and my dick would get so hard and i'd throw that shit up on my belly and she would just sit on that shit and grind up on it i would bro dead ass i could do that dead ass i could do it was crazy i don't think i've ever had erections like that but for real for real so that was her doing something consensual with me okay you were slinging lemonade wearing you elephant walking jameel and shit like that yo

That feels mildly racist. That feels racist. That feels mildly racist. There's no racism about that.

That felt mildly racist right there.

Yeah, I didn't fuck any of that. That is the problem with working in a family business. You're no pussy in a family business, bro. Who am I supposed to fuck? Like, for real. Just me, my mom, dad, and Greg all sitting around like, well, yeah, they fucking, what are we doing? My family sucks. Hire somebody. Can y'all hire out? Can you hire someone else besides a Schultz in here, please?

You had to disclose it with them. But I can't go there unless she's willing to do it. Yes. That's my point.

The second you talk to her, it's wrong. The second you offer the massage psychiatrist something, it's wrong. Exactly.

And then when you get in there, be like, yo, so what you doing, lady? Oh my God. And now you just thrust this upon her. Like, I feel like that's even worse than hugging her from behind. I mean, I'm being 100 percent serious here. If you're using his leverage wrong, if you're saying if you don't do this, you're fired wrong. Yes.

I don't think if you have a relationship with somebody and then you realize that they're talented, that you can't give them another job. I don't think that's wrong at all. Why is that? So I'm supposed to keep you down despite your talent just because you give me head a lot. That seems like sexism the other way. Doesn't it? Yeah. Because then she's just sucking dick for nothing.

She's sucking dick for nothing. But her sucking dick and her being good at her job have nothing to do with each other. Virtually nothing.

No one thought Joy Taylor fucked her way to the top before this bombshell report came out. That's because we didn't watch FX1.

No, but you got to watch women talk about sports in order to know if she's good. Yeah. And I feel like that's too big a risk. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's a good point. I felt like an unnecessary jab.

Isn't that like a cultural thing? That's what I said. Your mom is holding, bruh.

This is crazy. I feel a little bit. I feel a little bit. Now, talking to you guys, I don't know what to think because you... I'm so peculiar. It's like... I'm truly baffled. I don't understand what you think is appropriate or inappropriate.

I'm married. Come on, bro. I wouldn't do that. That's why you wouldn't. Maybe I'm wrong.

Am I wrong? I said the power thing is bad. Can't do it.

I feel like that's the majority of how people- If you're on the same level. What girl wants a fucking guy on the same- I think the issue with her is- Don't they, they're like attracted to the, you know-

That's disgusting. And she's married.

Yeah, but we don't know for a fact that the other people that they were looking at. I just feel bad for these women that are talented and not able to fuck the people that share their passions.

Nah, for real. That sorry was working overtime that night.

Who didn't think you would? So why can we blame them for that? It's also you're not even sleeping way to the top. You're sleeping with people you admire and you share the same passions. Say again?

Now we blame the women, too. I mean, who's on top? That's another question. Like, who's the top of the network? Is it Tom Brady?

No, just whoever's the head of NBC. Shout out little fuckboy Mark Zuckerberg, bro. I like this motherfucker now. I like his outfits. The rebrand is amazing. We got to talk to whoever his publicist is. We need to talk to Zuckerberg's, was it publicist that would do that rebrand?

Hey, hey, hey.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's be careful with those jokes right there, dude. Be careful with those jokes. We don't want the internet to go crazy and rappers will lose their mind.

Bradley Cooper.

And he's got all the data, too. He's on meta like, god damn, this was shared a trillion times. A trillion? He's talking to his data analysts and they're like, yo, this is going wild right now. They're hooking your ass. Yeah.

I'm listening to TikTok on like four-fifths volume. Like she could hear it in the next room. So I understood her energy, which is like, I'm flowing crazy. There's like egg bits falling out of me. Shells and all. That's what it is. Okay. So that was the start of my vacation. How about you guys? Did you have a nice vacation? We stayed home. We stayed in New York. Boring.

Remember when I told you I spoke fluent Latin, you believe me?

I told him I was part lizard when we first met.

It's serpents of Lucifer. Yeah, she wouldn't know about the serpents. Come on. Sorry.

With all due respect, I'm sorry, yo.

That was crazy. Blacked out. Yo, that was crazy.

Yeah.

It's not even him, bro. What is it, bro? You look like Brooke Shields. It's your little power suit. Look at you. Oh, man. Come on, get these.

We need Zuckerberg to come here and teach you how to dress, brother.

No, we're not done. I'm just saying, like, what else is going on? Y'all seen Squid Games? No, you keep saying it was good. That shit was far. Did you watch it? No. I'm shocked you didn't watch it. Most people I know said it wasn't good. I was enjoying my vacation. So here's the thing. There's a trans storyline in this season, okay?

So immediately when there's trans in anything, I think we're like a little bit sensitive to the DEI force shit. Like when we were growing up, every cartoon was diverse. Like when Mulan came out, I wasn't like, oh, here comes the Asian thing.

Captain Planet. Like I was like, oh, there's every race gotta be. But now because of DEI rhetoric, when we see it, and because Hollywood trying to force shit down, like, oh, let's have black Superman or let's have woman Superman, whatever the fuck it is. Uh, I think we're very sensitive to it.

So there's a certain like part of the internet that if there's a trans in anything, they're like, oh, fuck this. This is bullshit. So I think a lot of like the Twitter rhetoric about it was like, this is bad just because. But they didn't watch it because if you watch it, they actually treat the trans story in the most real I've ever seen.

Like there's an old lady on the show who's just looking at the trans the whole time like, what the fuck is that? So there's even a point where like the trans characters is badass and like earns the respect. And there's one of the younger girls on the show that like sees her after the trans character tells her story. And she goes, well, I think you're beautiful.

And this is the moment where like Hollywood just be like, because it's one on the inside that counts. The little girl character goes, I think you're beautiful. And the old lady character goes, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. I can't see it yet, but I think you're cool.

Like it was like, they actually had a real reaction to a trans person in the world. Like you prove that you're a good person and you're kind and like you're dealing with your shit. That's cool. But I'm not going to sit here and lie and be like, yo, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. You know, it was like,

I thought it was the trans shit handled the best in any major piece of content that I've seen. And the story is just amazing. And the guy who directs this shit, his ability to build tension and keep you on the edge of your seat and continue leveling up and leveling up. It's like every actor is incredible. Is it just the same shit? They go through all the same games? They do. It's very creative.

It's very creative how they get you back into the game. It doesn't feel forced. And... It's amazing, and I will say this, the dubbing now, remember when dubbing used to be like, their mouths were still moving even though you couldn't hear some shit? They got dubbing down. I watch it in English. Like, I watch with English, not subtitles, dub, and I don't notice a difference now.

Like, it's, they figured out dubbing. I don't know if they're using AI to move the mouth or something like that, but like, you could tell it's a little off, but What I did is I started with the Korean, and then once I kind of understood what the characters were, I'd go to English. And it's just easier to watch, right?

Because, you know, sometimes you look at your phone, you're looking at something else. When your subtitle's on, you've got to fucking stare and read the whole time. I'm telling you, I thought it was fucking phenomenal. And I think that this guy, the guy who writes and directs it, I think he's like a true genius. Like, genius.

And I know I'm building it up, so everybody's going to watch it with the highest expectations. It's not going to meet that. But... I mean, I think it's even like the first or the second episode, there's like a moment where you're sitting at the edge of the seat and you're like, what the fuck is this guy doing to me? Like, truly phenomenal.

It's no disrespect, but the feet were matching the dress and the bathing suit or whatever that was. And it looked great. And you look tall. which is another thing. I don't know what filter that is coming back.

I think there's just so much going on, and also we're on vacation. I think this is like a privilege, but I think when you're on vacation, you think everyone is.

like the majority of people aren't right they're like at home for the holidays they're hanging out they're still they're going to work on the 26th that's true you know what i mean like they and everybody else is doing other shit so they need distraction so apparently the one time during the year where shows get more views than normal on netflix is the holidays like christmas is how come podcasts are usually down because that's work

Yeah, you listen or watch it work on podcasts. And then when it comes to like TV shows or films, when you're not working, you have nothing to do. And you're like, I got to just indulge in blasters.

Yeah, but it didn't make me cry.

But directorially, like, the world that was built is, like, stunning.

But just the songs. Yeah. It's so awesome.

Yeah. Like on Amazon or something? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, I would check out. I would check out. Koreans are good, bro. Koreans are nice. I think they're the most American Asians. Like culturally, I feel the most similar to them. And I guess we don't get a lot of like Chinese culture.

That they're like rejecting it, you're saying? Yeah. I just, even like what they're into, the way that they're, yeah, I just, I don't know. I just have always felt this like closeness with Korean culture. But we got to go to Korea. That would be awesome. Right? That would be awesome. Go to Seoul, get a little vibe.

I mean, you know, we got to go up to the fucking DMZ and just put the Seoul over there. Right? If you're up there, you got to just tap it.

Oh, that's a light. You could get into North Korea.

Would you go to North Korea if you had a chance? No, I have no interest. I got a kid now. I can't play with that shit. I don't even got a kid and I don't want to be doing no shit. When I was younger and I didn't have that responsibility, I would absolutely do it. Yeah. But now I'm like, something could happen.

I could take a picture of some shit or I could call home and they're like, oh, what are you actually doing? Are you a tyrant? And now I feel like an asshole because America's using resources to get me back when they could be using resources to like fucking blow up Browns. and get their oil that's ours, get our oil back.

Get our oil. Yeah.

It's probably your God. Might have been, probably. Maybe that's what happens when you fuck mud and you cum in it. Years later, it turns into oil. Then y'all need to get on it. Broke-ass Americans. Yeah, you're fucking right about that. Does India have oil? No. Why would it not? I don't know, man. That's a good-ass question. Yeah, that's a good-ass question. It's close enough.

But, like, oil stops in Iran?

What's that? 13% of what? Of India's supply. But it just feels peculiar that you guys wouldn't have it. Maybe the mountain range is fucking up. I was about to say that. Them dinosaurs just didn't migrate there for whatever reason. You're not going to climb Everest. Yeah. There's this huge mountain range that is in between. Himalayas, yeah. But what is it in between? It's China and India.

That's the other thing. It's like there's probably so many people in India, you can't displace that many of them to just dig and hope that there's some oil.

Nobody care about that. Whether your dog enjoys the beach.

He was about to get voted down. Oh, is that what it was? Isn't that how the system works? Like the party is the one that chooses the president if the party loses, or the prime minister if the party loses.

But I think it's just too long. And also he sucked. He was a cock and like the Canadian economy was shit, like the Canadian dollars and the fucking tubes. So you can't exactly, you know, maintain your power while people's money is evaporating in front of them. So they stopped caring about like these issues that he pretends to care about once the Canadian dollars lose 20, 30%. Yeah.

Fuck that.

Yeah. Shout out Canada, but it's cold eight months out of the year.

So it's like, if you have tons of money and you have the ability to live anywhere you want, like pop in for the beautiful four months of summer and then the other eight months you're fucking chilling. Like... But I think Canadians are happy about this. Oh, yeah. I don't know any Canadians that like Trudeau. It's the most peculiar thing.

Because obviously in like the Texas of Canada, like when we're in Alberta, they're like, fuck that guy. But then when we're in Toronto, they're like, fuck that guy. So I'm like, who says they like the guy?

Yeah.

I think that this is like happening around the world, right? Yeah. There's a rejection of progressivism. I think the pendulum swung too far and people are like, all right, what are we doing over here?

All this is with all due respect. No, no, no, because you put them out there for the world. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's not do that. Okay, hypothetically, if your mom worked at Fox Sports 1, hypothetically... Hypothetically. With all due respect. With all due respect. It's Foxy Sports 1, bro. That's what it is. It's like, how much is Skip throwing down? That's what I'm just saying.

That's right.

So remember when I told y'all I had that nocturnal image? Yeah. So when we were in St. Barts, there was like a lady that comes by the house to do the laundry. And she just mixed all the underwear. And Dove just gave me all his underwear. Because he's like, you came in your underwear. Even if it's washed, I'm not fucking wearing it. So Dove left St. Barts with no underwear. Yeah.

Because he didn't want to mix it up. Because he didn't want the potential mix-up.

That's valid. I can see both sides on this one. That's valid. But he's like icky about that kind of stuff.

But now I got another 10 pairs of underwear. Because I believe that. I believe what you're saying.

actually i have my dick hanging out the hole in the underwear when i sleep no wait y'all sleep with your dick in the hole no actually when i open just like you when i open i just have my dick hanging out when it gets hard it gets hard it goes down why just don't wear it what if somebody tried to finger my ass i gotta have that

That's what I'm saying, but he didn't believe that I just come in the sheets and run my little fuckhole in the mattress. Y'all got a little fuckhole in the mattress?

How much is Skip throwing down?

It's two months, bro. Nah, bro. Is that too old? Nah, bro. I don't do that shit. My wife, I woke up with a bone. My wife was like, hey, can you watch the baby for a second? I'm like, I need like three minutes. I ain't no watching a baby right now.

I'm using the underwear the whole next day. Yeah.

Can I ask you just this one question? Initial offer. I know, sir. What an odd initial offer. It's like, take a joke. Like, none of y'all are worth 1.5. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

No, you're not trying to have sex with him, but like, it could bang into him or something. That's what you want to avoid, right?

Welcome. It don't get better. This is the amount you're going to bang into. for the rest of your life. You know what I mean? They see him up. You got the schedule and this shit. Yeah, we got to get a nanny.

I go, can I stay for four and a half minutes? My wife put the baby to sleep once and she's like, don't get dressed. And I'm like, why? And she's like, come on, let's do it. And I'm like, the baby's asleep right there. And I'm like, we're going to wake the baby up. And my wife is like, who? Who?

I'm like, yeah, I'm ready. I'm doing my hair and shit. And she's like, oh, I was getting to bed. I'm like, for what? The baby's asleep. She's like, I just put her down. She's not going to wake up. I'm like, what if we start getting popping? And she's like, well, just, you know, if you keep it down, I think we should be talking.

And he's on the bottom. I'm on the bottom, but I had to put a pillow over my face. I had to bite the pillow. During straight sex. During straight sex. Come on, man. It's terrorist attacks, bro. We got to be serious, man. There's terrorism out here, man. So much stuff happening. There's some terrorism out here, man. We got to take shit serious. What are we going to do, man?

Listen, what we got to do is we got to discuss this terrorism. And I got some interesting thoughts about this. Which false flag are you talking about? We can... We will share these interesting thoughts On patreon.com slash flagrant.

Can I be honest with you? You know what I mean? Well, it's taxable. It's taxable. Can I just be honest with you? And it's horrible that if something happened to this girl and she was experiencing sexual harassment at a workplace or whatever. That's bad. That's bad and you shouldn't do this fucked up. But you're not worth 1.5. Like, that is the joke.

If you want to know what really happens with monetizing terrorism, if you want to know what really happens, if you want to know the truth, if you want to know what's really going on in this country, patreon.com slash flagrant. That's where you'll find out. They don't want you to know about the terrorism. They don't want you to know.

Isn't that crazy?

Isn't that crazy?

So it could have been yours. So you haven't even seen your Cybertruck since. Nope.

You got four hours of battery in that bitch? Yeah. God, isn't it two hours to Philly or an hour? It's about an hour and 45. Wow. That's a lot.

I mean, that was the issue with the electric cars. Yeah. Wow. They figured it out. Yep. All right. Anyway, patreon.com. We'll see you guys there. Go kick it. Patreon.com slash flagrant. Go bless.

You have to look yourself in the mirror and be like, is my pussy worth 1.5? Like, you're getting paid 60 grand a year to put blush on Skip Bayless. You don't get 1.5 to suck him down while he's wearing Jordan 11s. That's not how, like, 1.5 is sarcasm. 1.5 is like- This is a different girl.

Shout out Joy. I didn't know which one, bro. Yeah, 1.5? Now we know your taste. I know.

I'm trying to see the digits, right? I'm trying to find out. Nah, shout out Joy. Wait, what's the girl's name? Nah, buddy. Faraji or something.

Wait, can you not offer somebody money for sex? Like, is that... I mean that sincerely. Is that an illegal thing? That's an interesting question. Yo, you are... Deadass. I'm being deadass. Is prostitution legal? No, no, no, no, no. Prostitution is accepting payment for sex.

But it doesn't need to happen. The transaction of goods needs to happen. Like, if I ask to buy weed from you, right, and you're, like, setting me up, you're the cops. Unless I give you the money, there's nothing illegal happening. I can say I want $1.5 million of weed. You can be like, all right, bet. But unless I give you that money, it's not illegal.

So I got zen on my, I can't waste the zen. There's so many.

Yo, shout out. We need some, listen, we need some, we need one of these brands to give us some money. We don't know. I'm saying this right now. We don't know what it does to y'all. Okay. So just take that with a grain of salt. We are not promoting this. We're all going to be in the hospital one day. Y'all are going to be in the hospital. What do you do? I smoke it.

It might be vitamin C. That's all I'm saying. We need some bread if we're doing this every single time in the pocket, but we don't promote it. And we're not responsible for anything that happens. Back to feet. Yo.

Can I be honest with you I feel like at a certain age if you've already had children sexual harassment is It should be viewed in a different way Your mother your mother had two beautiful kids she's lived this amazing life and She's his mom. She had her wife.

No, no, I'm saying like, so the fact that she's still in shape enough to look beautiful on the beach in Cancun, the fact that her feet are, the toes are all- Son, you stop with the feet, bro.

No, because they're not as cute anymore. I don't even know. It's not about you. It's like, I think your mom would really appreciate this. She went to the, get the pedicure. She did all that work. She got in shape for Christmas.

Why'd you hug from behind? Why did you hug from behind? That was crazy, sir. You know what was crazy? This was crazy about how wide he went from the hug.

He went like that from the hug. I think my mom would be flattered if she saw this. I really do.

Al said your mom got medicine balls. Yo. Yo. Al said your mom got medicine balls. Hold on for course, Trent.

The kilos? Now, we can't start 2025 in Trump's America like this. We got to have more respect for the elderly.

Shout out to your mom. I think she's beautiful. And she had two kids. And once you have kids, I feel like sexual harassment, if you come back from kids, it's like all of that you need to fill. You need to fill women who've had kids with sexual harassment or else they'll feel like shit.

We need to un-groom you right now. Okay?

Hoping people see it.

Yeah.

I believe I can fly out this podcast right now because this is crazy, but keep cooking.

Come on. We've been off the vaccine. We've been off the vaccine. Black people knew that vaccine was fucked up so fast. Shut up, black people.

Yeah, I'm really stinking out shit, bro. Son, it is so true. Black people knew that vaccine was not to be trusted. Why did you guys know? You can't trust the fucking government. It literally is... All of ours is what we've been through.

That's a great take. That is a great take. Oh my God. Now white people are like, I think the police do some fucked up shit.

Why would they give it to a pilot? They want to see that altitude if they would have siblings. Because they had the Red Tails down there.

What was the first thing? It was different black people.

He said, who okayed this? Doesn't this got to go up a lot? Like, who's okay in this? They were the Wuhan bats of the 1930s. This is nuts. What are you going to tell me now? That black people weren't paid a livable wage when they were picking all the cotton?

Do y'all even know three red tails?

Lawrence Fishburne. Michael B. Jordan.

Can y'all name three real red tails?

You're going to be popular.

I was like, yeah. Oh, yeah. I was like, there's so many. Command center at NASA. Yeah.

Look at that. That's fire, though. Cropped out. I got Diddy Cropped.

Go to the caption.

Like, he just keeps naming them. Me, Hezzy, and we bought a zoo.

Just Kendrick Lamar, I would make love to him, and the only thing that he could do is decide if it's consensual or not. That's the only thing he could do. If it's me and Kendrick, if it's me and Kendrick... You are stupid.

Why are you pulling this picture on Mark?

Put up that picture of him and Travis Kelsey, girl. Look at that shit. Oh, my God, dude.

So I want everyone to just understand that. Best in comedy in the world. You are phenomenal. I did one day of Ramadan. I've done that.

I've done that.

Really?

1,000%.

Chanel.

My point is, the woke always get exposed.