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Abdullah Saeed

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462 total appearances

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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Like, I feel like at some point when you tell this person, you know, some personal shit, you know, you are now going to have to move past that. And you're like, this is just a person, right? It's like... It's like having a hot urologist or something. You know what I mean? It's just like, whatever.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

You look like that, yes, but you're the person who sticks their finger in my pee hole or whatever a urologist does, right? Is that what they do? Yes. For sure. I've never been to one, but that's definitely what they do, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

You look like that, yes, but you're the person who sticks their finger in my pee hole or whatever a urologist does, right? Is that what they do? Yes. For sure. I've never been to one, but that's definitely what they do, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

You look like that, yes, but you're the person who sticks their finger in my pee hole or whatever a urologist does, right? Is that what they do? Yes. For sure. I've never been to one, but that's definitely what they do, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

But if the person's, like, not as attractive, right, actually you're in more danger because your guard is down of accidentally, like, falling in love with your therapist, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

But if the person's, like, not as attractive, right, actually you're in more danger because your guard is down of accidentally, like, falling in love with your therapist, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

But if the person's, like, not as attractive, right, actually you're in more danger because your guard is down of accidentally, like, falling in love with your therapist, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Is that a thing? Do you think that all of our therapists have one patient of their 20 or 30 or however many the fuck they have that's in love with them and they're like, ah, fuck yeah.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Is that a thing? Do you think that all of our therapists have one patient of their 20 or 30 or however many the fuck they have that's in love with them and they're like, ah, fuck yeah.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Is that a thing? Do you think that all of our therapists have one patient of their 20 or 30 or however many the fuck they have that's in love with them and they're like, ah, fuck yeah.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

But I feel like this is a pattern with you. It's like you're talking about being a teenager and this being the absolute paramount priority for you. And that now, even with your therapist, you can't set that aside, right? I think that's something that you should talk to a therapist about. And it has to be an attractive therapist. You realize that, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

But I feel like this is a pattern with you. It's like you're talking about being a teenager and this being the absolute paramount priority for you. And that now, even with your therapist, you can't set that aside, right? I think that's something that you should talk to a therapist about. And it has to be an attractive therapist. You realize that, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

But I feel like this is a pattern with you. It's like you're talking about being a teenager and this being the absolute paramount priority for you. And that now, even with your therapist, you can't set that aside, right? I think that's something that you should talk to a therapist about. And it has to be an attractive therapist. You realize that, right?

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Like you have to talk to an attractive, you have to find the most attractive therapist and you have to be like, hey, look, I am struggling with this thing that I want to impress you. All right. So can you help me figure that out? And she'll talk for 15 minutes and she'll be like, what do you think of that? And you'll be like, I'm still just thinking about fucking you like that.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Like you have to talk to an attractive, you have to find the most attractive therapist and you have to be like, hey, look, I am struggling with this thing that I want to impress you. All right. So can you help me figure that out? And she'll talk for 15 minutes and she'll be like, what do you think of that? And you'll be like, I'm still just thinking about fucking you like that.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Like you have to talk to an attractive, you have to find the most attractive therapist and you have to be like, hey, look, I am struggling with this thing that I want to impress you. All right. So can you help me figure that out? And she'll talk for 15 minutes and she'll be like, what do you think of that? And you'll be like, I'm still just thinking about fucking you like that.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Yeah, that's it. And she's in Rochester, New York. She's not close by or anything. I guess.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Yeah, that's it. And she's in Rochester, New York. She's not close by or anything. I guess.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

Yeah, that's it. And she's in Rochester, New York. She's not close by or anything. I guess.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
"Men are by far the more emotional and hysterical gender!!" with Abdullah Saeed

First of all, 100%. Fuck this person for saying that. Because, yeah, dude, this is how I would host the show, I realize. If you ever need a sub, I'll come in and I'll just be like, 100%, what kind of stupid shit is that to say, you fucking idiot? But I grew up in Thailand. I'm Pakistani. We exclusively do a no-shoes house. 100% agree. Yeah, we have had we have entertained in a no shoes party.