Adam Luckey

How the fuck we doing, everybody? We in it? I'm gonna do a fucking catchphrase right now. I'm gonna go, ayo, you guys give me a shebango. Ayo! Fuck yeah. So the other day I was beating my daughter. Aunt Jenga. Am I right, guys? No, that's a joke. She beat me. So I punched that bitch in the fucking face. Ayo! Fuck yeah. Anyway, I don't be fucking that bitch, by the way. Um...

I may look like a pedophile, but I'm not one, which is tough. Because I do have resting, I'd be fucking my daughter face, which is not easy. Which I don't like, because I got to walk around with that daughter, and it's tough, because she's not even that hot, so.

Not only do I look like a pedophile, I look like a pedophile who can't even pool. Like, uh-oh. God damn. She may be five years old, but she's a four at best, am I right? Oh my God, I went to the Kill Tony show and a guy made a pedophile joke. Fuck yeah. Suck it, fuck it, boys. Hell yeah.

Ironically enough. But on the Kratom.

No, I'm trying to, yes, I am on Kratom.

What, the Kratom? Yeah. No, I went in full on hard. Really? Yeah, because I used to be a painkiller addict, so I went in deep.

They're really cheap, and they make fucking Hey Arnold really funny.

It says two a day, and I'm down to 30 a day. Seriously? No, not really. Four a day. Tomorrow I'm supposed to quit, go cold turkey, so I'm just going to sweat in my room for four days.

Yeah, pretty much. But tomorrow's the day I'm actually going to really try hard. But we'll see. No promises. Sorry, Mom. I don't give a fuck.

No, it probably won't work. I know.

I mean, overall, probably like six years. I was expecting that to be Heidi and it was James McCann.