Adam Mitchell

So I want to tell you about the time Mormons came to my door to spread the word of Jesus Christ for the first time. I was a 13-year-old kid. You knock on the door. I open it. Hello, sir. Can we please talk to you about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? Really? Get the fuck out of here. They're like, no, we have to. Plus, he's watching. I'm like, all right. Here's my mom.

You know, they always ask for the parent. My mom's like the most Jewish lady ever. She comes to the door. Hello, boys. How can I help you? They're like, hello, miss. Can we talk to you about Jesus? Follow me. I do have a pile of leaves, two rakes, and a trash can. If you please clean the leaves, I'd love to listen to you talk about Jesus." And they did.

And they mowed the lawn, and they cleaned out the garage, and they came back. I think my mom was the only person on our little town abusing, I mean, listening to these kids. It was great. They were doing the Lord's work and my work. I didn't have to do chores for months. All right, thanks guys. All right, Adam Mitchell.

This is a dream come true.

Yeah, beautiful.

I think it went pretty well. Pretty well. Yeah.

Yeah, so she started about two years ago. I started about a year ago. Okay. Yeah.

I got to do the Ice House a few weeks ago.

That's right. That was a lot of fun.

I talk about Mexicans and my big juicy ass.

I mean, it is in Southern California, so I got a ton of Mexican friends and people I admire, and they're just super prideful people.

i love taco salad all right all right okay so what do you say about the mexicans on stage so mexico only has one gas station pemex and mexicans love to put pemex stickers on their car and like you never see anybody with like an arco sticker but you'll see you know americans with nasa stickers it's a cool government agency they've went to the moon, allegedly.

So what Mexicans, I guess, are thinking is, you know, Pemex may not get us to Mars, but it will get us across the border.

Raised by my single mom, was one of the only Jews in our little town. You know, regular kids would ask me if Jews celebrated Thanksgiving every November. You know, just normal. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, we're from the same town. We're high school sweethearts. Man, wow.

Yeah.

I don't know what's going on. Was there? I mean, you get called Jew here and there, but I do it right back, you know. Yeah, that would qualify. Yeah.

Oh, she's great. She just retired. She paints murals at the school she retired from. Yeah, she's an artist.

I just make sure everything gets made and gets to the warehouse before it's supposed to launch. That's what I would say if you asked me what supply chain management is.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I love cars, so I think dying in a car accident because I drive a lot. I love cars, so probably dying in a car accident, driving too fast and being too reckless. Do you drive fast? What kind of car do you have? I have an E90 BMW 328. It's nothing crazy, but... Whoa. It's 14 years old. Yeah, it's sick. You are Jewish, yeah. Wow.