Additional Player 8

That's a career in the diabetes!

I never broke my fat once. The key is to have no one ever believe you.

That was truly moving. That was a fun century. Yeah, that was rough. Now what? Who was the dungeon master?

Well, how good are we at guarding the tomb when people can waltz in and out? We can't even reach the portal.

Yep.

Oh, it's all right. Is he going to be okay? I will be strong for you, and you will be strong for us. You've taught me so much, Emperor.

I don't know.

I suppose. Yeah, we're all real great. Everything's gonna be fine.

No! I have so much to learn from you. You can't leave us like this.

Thanks, I had a big bowl of mug tuck stew earlier. I'm... I'm with Ladle L. I'm just not feeling it right now.

Well, good thing you had to do that with the cheeseburger, your father.

Oh, get away from my daddy!

Hey guys, it's me, I'm a werewhale, surprise! Please, please help me with my father's corpse. Help me put him back, please. Oh, okay, he's gonna be just fine. Oh, reach down. Be gentle! He's like paper!

What the hell is a watch?

Well, for what it's worth, it was very cool.

I thought that was gonna work for sure.

You're not gonna get higher than a 27, right?

Oh, so you only made it one tenth of an ogre in? Gosh, that's not very far at all. That's only one tenth of an ogre.

I don't know how you have a long life with very strong pelvises in your family, Arnie.

It's not black tar heroin. It's not black tar, no, this is... I'm walking up the stairs and that's what I hear. We're looking for drugs.

Okay, two drops.

What's going on? What is this? Lateral! You've been stabbed! Lateral, who did this? Who did this?

Quick, Arturo, please. He's fucking dying on me, man.

I'm the king of all the werewhales! Back up, folks, back up, he's coming too! My name is Richard Mobius.

When a man loves a woman.

It's just a really dramatic lifetime thing of we're immortals, trying to just plunder the knowledge.

Pray tell, what direction is Dennis? North is that. Dennis is this way.

So why would you make the scoring like this? It's fucking stupid. Well, you know, you gotta wear special shirts with your funny teammates on it.