Alie Ward (host)

And the paper mentions that under oppression, any group associated with poverty is associated with contamination.

We have a whole episode about coffee.

And yes, we delve into coffee breath in it.

And it turns out

it's not so much the coffee itself, but it's the things that you are splashing into the coffee, like creamers and milks and sugars.

And by you, I mean me.

And by splashing, I mean pouring liberally.

And those are what make your mouth a mid-morning stink bog.

But that whole episode is stellar.

We're going to link it in the show notes for you.

Now, what about lunch, though?

Okay, so remember her controversial viral tweet.

One of the top replies read, when I was in elementary school, the kids used to make fun of us brown kids by saying, you all smell like curry.

And many of us hated it when our parents would send us Indian food for lunch because of that.

So what this academic is studying, the tweet said about Ali, is a real thing and should not be ridiculed by the uneducated masses of Twitter.

And that tweet was left by Dr. Khalil Andani, who is a Harvard professor of religion.

Also, for those of South Asian descent, you may be in possession of the ABCC11 gene or

which means that you have fewer active apocrine sweat glands in your pits and in your groin, which means that stink-making bacteria are not thriving in there, which means you have won the BO lottery.

Now, for the rest of us, and I'll talk to my people, the stinky whites, I consulted many message boards, and apparently our sit-down air, especially Americans',

are widely agreed to smell like wet dogs or old milk or cold hot dogs or dirty pennies.