Amy Poehler
Appearances
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And then you say, oh, can you help me change my tire? And they're like, we can't. I'm so sorry.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
My my my fun name drop of that weekend, which was really fun, was there were so many people that people to share dressing rooms. So I was sharing my dressing room with Meryl Streep. Oh, my God. And I'm like, you know, just like a fan, I took a picture of the door that said my name and Meryl Streep. She was, you know, getting ready for her sketch and really rehearsing it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And I remember thinking, I never rehearsed as hard as Meryl Streep has in this one moment.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Be loud. That's what I wanted to say. Just be loud. Yes. And then in the seats, which, you know, is a night of all famous alumni and people. I sat down and I turned to my left and it was Jack Nicholson. Yes. And I was like, of course, my old friend, my dear friend, Jack Nicholson.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I feel like that's what success is, is being able to perform at an event in front of your comedy heroes and, you know, give like a B minus performance and not want to die. That's success. Yes. It is because it's happened so many times in my life now where I've had to do the AFI tribute or something in front of Steve Martin and I walk away and go, well, that was a B minus.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
You might be being a little hard on yourself. I can think of hard, hard B minuses.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
It was cool. Sharna Halpern, who was this woman running that theater at the time, said to both of us, oh, I know a woman that you would like. And she just put us on an improv team together. And I knew Tina was from Philly. And I knew she had written a really funny play about Catherine the Great and her intimate relationship with her horse. I knew she was really smart and funny.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
But when we met, we just kind of, we don't actually, we were on the road doing a show and we kind of talk about how we don't actually remember the exact moment we met. Right. Because we didn't know we'd be married for so long. Right. And so in love. But but we just got put in an improv team and we just instantly and I think this is the case today, just worked together so well.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Like we like we like to work the same way, which, you know, when you work with people, there's a language that you have and how you like to work and you either kind of have it or you don't. And if you do have it, it's it's the best.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
You know, because I feel like I've given you credit for this. So tell me if you've said this. Yes, I did. You did. But we talk about this and you saying this a lot, which is, you know, when you're doing comedy, you have to have good jokes all the time and new jokes all the time. And then you see musicians go up and sing their song. Yes.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Man, if I could just go up and sing a hit over and over again.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
That is a good marriage. Their marriage has lasted all these years. Dorothea. I know everything about her. Yeah, she's very cool. Yes, Dorothea. Yes, well aware of Dorothea. Looked her up all the time. She's very cool.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I mean, Dorothea has seen a lot, probably a lot more threatening people throwing themselves at John than me. But their marriage is strong. I believe it is. And I love Jon Bon Jovi. I mean, I went to Bon Jovi when I was in high school. I even wrote a sketch about it at SNL where when he hosted, Jon Bon Jovi came out of the poster in my...
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
childhood bedroom and i dressed up like i looked when i was 13 and john bon jovi the musician went into his storage and wore the same outfit that was on the poster is still fit so he keeps it really tight and that's why dorothea is still interested
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Well, I would say in response to you saying about good jokes, I think you and I could probably say that we both came up at a time when the writer was king and writers were really important at SNL and they were really important on your show.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And not only do I like some of them are here in the building and I work with some of them forever, but they were also writer performers and had a bunch of them on the show and same at SNL. Like it just was you just can't go in with flimsy material. You have to just keep trying jokes, which I'm sure you're getting ready to do for the Oscars and everything like over and over again.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
You would have a what? A knife? Well, I mean, if it was, I carried a knife back then. You always bring, yeah, you always were flashing your knife.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
But it's Brookline, so it's a cheese knife. It's for cutting cheese and having parties and stuff.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah, well, you bring up my dad, but I do think it's true. Like your family of origin helps you kind of decide the boundaries of your life, right? Like what you're allowed to do. And I had a kind of like a paper moon relationship with my dad where he was very like on the move and took me with him kind of vibe. So he definitely instilled a lot of confidence and almost like a hustle.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
that didn't feel very gendered at the time. It wasn't like I was supposed to be this or, you know, he kind of, both my parents were very funny. There was a lot of encouragement to speak my mind, to kind of be a little bit of a challenger, which I didn't think was unusual until I did learn other people's systems.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Like every family is a country with its own set of rules and you don't know that that's true until you leave your country and you're like, oh, your family, you know, your dad is the one that you know, everybody ignores or you're the older brother is right.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
The older brother's moods dictate the house, you know, dictate the mood of the house or, oh, in your family, you have to be polite and never tell the truth. Whatever is everyone's version of their thing. And I came from a family, I have to say, that really encouraged joking and teasing, which is a very Boston thing.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And I it wasn't until I left that and went to other, like went to college that I realized that's not everybody's way of life.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Or have you ever seen families, I'm thinking of a specific family, when it would be their birthday, they would stand up and they'd give the most heartfelt toast. Like, you are my sister. You're the person who, and it's so heartfelt. And you're like, this happens once and it happens at somebody's funeral when everybody's left. Yeah. Like this is so intense to like the eye contact.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And like teasing for me is a love language. Like the more I like you, the more I'll tease. And manners are for people that I don't know or don't even really like. Like, hi, how are you? But the tease to me shows that there's a familiar way and it's just the ultimate sign of love. But that's not the case with a lot. No, I've learned the hard way.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
But the Irish in me loves laughing and crying right next to each other. That's my favorite thing is being sad. And then someone saying something truly ridiculous or out of pocket in the moment that makes everybody laugh. That's, I think, very Irish.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Just getting as low as you can and going to the lowest basement and then finding the joke there and like shooting it up so that everybody can drink more. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Big time. Yeah, every year we thought we were gone. For maybe the first four or five out of the seven seasons we were on. Because our show was on the table, hooked up to machines. And then a new show would come wheeling in next to us.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Parks and Rec's still here. Totally. We had about five upfronts where it was like, this is the next new big show. And we would watch it come in so hot with tons of marketing and then it would die. And we would just be like, beep, beep, beep. And so we hung in there and long enough until finally, like season five started.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
like your show like critically we were very loved but we were always worried we were going to get canceled and although we would all give anything to have those numbers now whatever yes um it was like you know we have a 3.8 or whatever and i was like this is a disaster you know um but uh then streaming happened started to happen um it all started to like dovetail at the same time i
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah. That's for sure. Yeah. That's sketch in a nutshell, too. So much of it is just like, how are you? What's your batting average? Like it's you're going to you're going to you're going to get one out of three good sketches if you're lucky. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel like Parks was like that, the trajectory of that.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And getting back to your show for a second, what was so exciting about being there at the beginning? Not only was one of our own, like Andy was our, was an improviser that we knew who suddenly could. Yeah, from Chicago who could buy an apartment and we could go over to it. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yes. And it was just right. New York, like, you know, early 90s, like David Rakoff and Amy Sedaris. And, you know, all these like people that were kind of coming through and just starting out as well in different ways. It was it felt very chic. And then also, truly, your show allowed me to pay my rent, get health insurance, tell my parents that I was going to be on TV, all the beginnings of that.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
It got me so many jobs. People saw, I think, my first movie, which was the world-famous Deuce Bigelow. Very, very proud of my performance in that. But I remember I killed it, killed it. But Rob Schneider, I think, saw me like on your show. And I think that stuff helped me when we were selling UCB the sketch show. It was it was just such a huge deal. And I can remember, you know, under six.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And remember that, like, you know, if you had under six lines on on Conan show, you got paid a certain amount of money. And then if you got over six.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
You got paid like 100 bucks more, you know, because of SAG minimums and stuff. It was a huge deal. We did a ton of staring contests. Yeah, yeah. A ton of bits. I think my first thing was I was under a giant, me and John Benjamin were under giant foam rubber Conan and Andy outfits. Yeah. And we had to run around a track all day or something.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I learned so much on that show. I learned how to like, you know, get ready for a bit, how to not peak too early, how to figure out what the audience, like, you know, just basically how to play the rhythm of the audience. Like I, it, Camera blocking, all that stuff I knew nothing about.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I think I was I don't think I was ever hesitant. But at the time I had auditioned for a couple of things that were and I and I had this stress of almost like this good girl stress of like, I can't say no to these other things that might happen. And they were all L.A. jobs because it was during pilot season.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And I remember thinking, what if I tell the people I told them yes and I have to tell them no. Like I was very stressed about that. But I don't remember waiting very long. And, you know, I had the privilege of Tina really vouching for me. She was already there. And Dratch and Horatio and people that were there who kind of were able to say, like, she might be a good hire. Take a look at her.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
No, it must have been four, I think, because then, but I'm not sure. Well, I need to know. I know.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
It's all a blur. It doesn't help me. I'm so sorry. Six, five, four.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I'm sorry, Conan. Two, one. Great. It was 15 years that you did it. Yeah, but I came in after Jimmy left. And, you know, like, the fun thing about that show is people leave and people think, how is this show going to go on? And it just does. It keeps going on.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Like, you know. I started in 2001, two weeks after September 11th, when the whole country was like, we're never going to laugh again. Right. Comedy's over. That's it. That's a wrap. And I remember thinking, um...
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Well, that's why I'm happy to be here today and why I'm starting a podcast, too, is because all I want to do now is laugh. That's it. Like I need I want to be around people who like up regulate me. I want to find joy in things. It's been a rough and rowdy 10 years. And I just feel like it's I just need to find for my own mental health that kind of thing.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
What's been the best part of doing this? Like, what have you found?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
It is fun. And I would say I would posit a deeper thing there is that it's connection, like it's actual intimacy and connection, which I do think we're very hungry for. Yes. Everything feels very front facing and very external and like out into the world. And I do think we're lonelier than ever.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I love that she loves Below Deck. That's a sign of a smart lady. I do not watch a lot of reality TV. I don't like people getting embarrassed. And people get embarrassed on every reality show. But I don't like fake drama. But what I like about Below Deck, and I wonder if your wife feels the same, is when they clean the boat. I'm sure that's it. They have to turn over the boat.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
They have to get it clean. And every time it's like, are they going to make it? So there's some weird thing where your brain, it's almost like watching a set be reset. You're watching it get reset. Yes. And I like clear delineations of power, who is in charge. So there is a captain. Like whether or not you like the captain, you know, that's your problem. But the chain of command is very clear.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And there's the head, you know, there's the head of the, I should know all these names having watched it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Exactly. And so people have to report to each other. And that kind of status stuff really makes me laugh. Yeah.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And then what do you have to do at the end? You've got to clean the boat. Yeah. You've got to turn it over. You've got to get the sheets done. You've got to spray the deck and the aft. You can't just, you've got to clean it.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Oh, my God. By the way, I would watch the shit out of that. If you ASMR'd this table and you put soap on it and then you washed it. Wiped it down. And then spilled marbles on it. And then the sound of the marbles and you had to pick the marbles up.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah, and if these mics could be made out of kinetic sand, I would appreciate that.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah, there's, I mean, I don't, but I can't, I don't really watch any other, I don't like any, I don't like people being embarrassed or stressed on TV. It gets me very stressed.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah, pranks feel very Gen X. Like, we grew up with a lot of pranks, like Candid Camera and then later on, you know, Knoxville and... Ashton Kutcher and Jackass. And Jackass and Punch. So we had a lot of pranks in our life and maybe we just got pranked out. Pranked out. But I don't like pranks. And if someone did a prank to me, I would feel like they hate me. Yes. Like, I would feel super sad.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah. Like, I've never, I don't even, I've never had a surprise birthday thrown for me. The one time, I think it was going to happen. I found out and I kind of put a kibosh on it. Because to me, a surprise party is an evil, evil act of treachery.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Please. Thank you for saying that. I would love to have you on.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I do, too. And I have to say, like, the beginnings of things are the most tender time where everybody's the most tender.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And you were so kind to not only me, but UCB and everybody during that time. You gave a lot of us our start. So thank you very much. I'm glad I get to say that to you.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yes. And you did make me sign something that I regret. I really regret. You're like Simon Cowell. Yeah, I am. Conan owns half of my house.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Thank you so much for having me. It was so fun, guys. Thank you so much.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Hi, my name is Amy Poehler, and I feel nostalgic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
You paid my rent. Yeah. I mean, are you kidding? I would have done it. I mean, it's funny that you say it that way, because isn't it funny when you look back at, I mean, what must be almost 30 years now?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Yeah, because I moved to New York when I was in 96. Is I never remember a time when you were like a fledgling new show. I mean, you were just always like the hit show. That's so funny. I know. I don't remember it being like we have to practice and get things ready because I knew Andy Richter from Chicago. But in my mind, I don't have a memory of it ever not being a successful show.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And honestly, let's play F. Mary Kill with Masturbating Bear, Pimp, Bot, and Andy's little sister.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
See how we do. Yeah. Let's fuck them all. Yeah. That's right.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
yes we had some books and my butterfly collection but I think you told me once I could be wrong that you worked at the Chestnut Hill Mall yeah I worked at a bunch of different places in high school I always had a summer job but I worked at the Chestnut Hill Mall at a restaurant called Paparazzi yeah which was you know a very like it was probably one of the fancier restaurants I had worked at up until that point breadsticks yes
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Ooh. And, you know, I learned words like cavatappi. I still don't know what that means.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
That's a type of pasta. Or, you know, yeah, I learned mise en place.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I worked. There used to be a pewter pot in my town. A pewter pot. But I worked at Chadwick's, which was an ice cream place on the border of Lexington and Waltham. And very famously, an ice cream, like old-fashioned ice cream place. You bang a drum when it's someone's birthday. Oh. And you wear old timey outfits. Yes, yes. And Rachel Dratch worked at Chadwick's a few years ahead of me.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
We never met because then the, you know, simulation wouldn't have worked out.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I did, and I still think you do have one. You think I do have one? And I still think I have one. I mean, just, it's super slight, but don't you feel like you can pinpoint people from Boston?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Even just saying Boston, the way you say Boston. But every once in a while I hear it, and every once in a while I hear it on my, for me, and for me it's usually when I'm angry. That's when it comes out. Yeah. Which makes sense.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
I blame Brookline for this because, I mean, there is a way to dig into the accent that once you get in there, it's almost like you can never get out.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
The best and worst thing about Boston is there's a feeling of like, you're not better than me. You know, like, we're all the same. We're all in this together. Boston Strong. Hi, how are you?
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
But it's like, you're doing well, Amy, huh? Like, it's very, it's aggressive love.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
And it's very nice to feel. And also, it's sometimes scary. Well, I told you.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
No. Yeah. It's very. I mean, I look, I all my relatives still live in in Boston. I love going back there. It is it is this thing where Boston really doesn't want you to forget. No. And also Boston is the thing where they talk about neighboring towns as if anyone would know what they're talking about. Like Boston feels like the center of their own world.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
So they'll throw out towns and stuff happening to people that are from Michigan. And it's like, no one knows what you're talking about. But Boston is, they are their own center.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
Totally. I feel like and also there's just a there's something about the the vibe there that you I mean, this is something I really like about it. And New York is very similar to which is there's a directness to how people talk to each other and how what they expect of each other. So they're kind of like kind, but not nice. Yes. And California is nice, but not always kind.
Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend
Amy Poehler
So it's confusing here because people are friendly, but they're not really nice. But there, they're like, I got to go. I can't help you. You got to keep walking. Everyone's telling you to hurry up, but they're very kind.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Hi, welcome to another episode of Good Hang. I cannot wait to have you hear this episode with the great Rashida Jones, the Anne to my Leslie, my wife for life. Rashida is just... One of my best friends, and she's just an incredible person and interview, and she's so deep and smart and funny.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
I mean, like, a real genuine... Our friend Catherine Hahn has had to do a lot of sex scenes. Yes. Intimate. Genuine, like baby girl, five orgasm sex scene is so intense. It is.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Also, I did hear an actor's tip one time that I thought was interesting, which is if you want to get chemistry with someone. And actually, Parks and Rec did this really well, which is the camera. became the gaze, right? So like, you know, it caught me looking at Ben when, played by Adam Scott, when Adam wasn't looking and it created this vibe and vice versa.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
It was so much easier than direct eye contact. But I heard some trick that if you wanna get chemistry with an actor, Look at them when they're not looking at you. Ooh. Like don't try to do it with them at all. Just project all this fantasy stuff on them when they're not paying attention to you. Does that work in real life? I've tried. And the answer is no. The answer is a hell no. Okay. Okay.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
So do you think some of your best acting was in Parks and Rec when you had to pretend that you didn't know who Genuine was? No.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
I just want to talk for a second about your relationship to music because it's so – it's an amazing combination of deeply familiar and personal because of your – family and the work you've done since you were a little kid, like the way music has surrounded your life. And then as an adult, knowing your relationship to music, you kind of come in as like
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
I don't know how else to explain it other than a deep appreciator of it. Like you know it and can do it, and also you deeply appreciate it. It's kind of closest to like an art historian or something. You know how art historians love art and they know it and they also know how it's important? I feel that you are that way about music. That's really nice.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Well, do you think then you're like an oral, a URAL learner more than a visual learner?
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Oral. Oral. Oral Roberts. Remember him? I feel like we've had some hard-ass laughs. And I was trying to think the other day, like... Places that we've laughed. Deep laughs. And it really does add years to my life. I know that. And I wonder if you could tell the story about when we were on Parks and it was – because we talk about it. We've talked about it before.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Honestly. It's kind of overwhelming because she does so many things well.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
When we were on Parks and it was the first season, it was the hunting episode. And just to kind of set up, we were shooting – that whole week, way far away, somewhere in California. You know, I don't even remember where. And we had to do a scene with Nick Offerman. And that, I think about it sometimes, the way that laugh came, it was like... Giggles. It was giggle, giggle, orgasm city. But...
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
But don't worry, we'll cut that. But what do you remember about it? Well, I remember we were, he maybe ate something weird and we were trying to give him Ipecac. Isn't that what it was? So Nick Offerman playing Ron Swanson ate something weird. Yeah, I don't remember actually what happened in the show.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
She's, what is it called? A polymath? Is that the word? But what's the math? Yes.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
One of us, we each had one arm. Yeah. And he would, it felt like just the flick of a wrist.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
No. And we could not get him to stay down. Could not. Could not. And I remember that feeling. Also, I think there's something fun about wrestling. There is. It's so good. It's so good. And being thrown around is so fun. Yes. And he was throwing us around. And I feel like I just, like if I was to picture it in my mind, you were just like, whee!
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
And I think, too, because Nick is such a lovely, gentle guy in general, we knew there was something about us that knew we weren't going to get hurt. It was safe, yeah. But he was making, like, grunting bear sounds. Yeah.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
That was a really – I mean, I'm trying to think of like there were so many good crack-up moments. Crack-up moments. I'm 100 years old.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Yeah. I'm sorry I said that. No, it was late. A couple times I would see bloopers for the show and I'd be like, hey. No, but those days were so long.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
I know. There was a scene for people that care. There was a spot in that set where anyone who stood there couldn't get their lines. And then, of course, it became self-fulfilling prophecy in many ways. Yeah. But there was just a lot of deep laughs and deep laughs off camera. Like one of the things I treasure, and there's so many things I treasure about my friendship with you,
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
was that we would be talking like this. And we'd be just talking and talking and just like talking about our day and talking about life. And then they would just go, action. And then we would just talk like Leslie and Anne. And we'd do our scene and be like, we kind of, I'll speak for myself, kind of knew it, kind of didn't. Right.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
And then they'd cut, they'd work on it and we would just go back to talking.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Duh. No kidding. What do you mean? I mean, they really did base the entire show at the end of the day on the fact that Leslie and Anne were, you know, each other's number one. Yeah. Yeah. Not hard to do. No.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
And what – I mean, we've talked about this before, but we – when we first started the show, I think it was like – it was kind of like we were trying to figure out who was going to play what part and who was going to come on board. And kind of like the beginnings of that show were – I'll say a little clumsy.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Rashida Jones
Because I think for—I don't think a lot of people know this. For the beginning, I think we both were worried that we had taken each other's part. Like, yes.
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Rashida Jones
You had such a tough job there because everybody wanted Jim and Pam. Totally. And then guess who shows up a very likable, cool, and everyone was like, oh, no, wait.
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Rashida Jones
Pastis. Yes, I do. In New York City. I do. Oh, God. And I said, let's talk about something. Oh, dear.
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Rashida Jones
And that's what execs do. That's what a powerful person does, is they get on a plane.
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Rashida Jones
My phone was off. But I have to say, you were very good. And you've taught me a lot about handling feedback. Because, like, you, you know, even recently, like, you reached out to friends about giving, give me some feedback on something. Yeah. And... I thought about, wow, I mean, I'm always trying to process taking, like we talked about, like just figuring out who I can get feedback from.
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Rashida Jones
And I love your feedback. I trust it. I respect it. The way you give it is very caring and loving. But feedback from the wrong person. Oh, yeah.
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Rashida Jones
A hundred percent. And what do you do when you're, cause you're writing all the time, producing, directing, when you get a note that you deeply disagree with, how do you handle it in real time? Do you push back? Do you, Say, let me think about it.
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Rashida Jones
It's so true. It's the advice I always try to give people that are starting out, which is don't fight every battle in real time because... execs want to feel creative and they want to feel like they're part of it. And if you, they get embarrassed. Yes. If you're like, what a dumb ass note. Yeah. Why would you say it's just such a stupid thing?
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Rashida Jones
Yeah. No, that's really well said. What makes Rashida a good hang?
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Rashida Jones
When I gave you some feedback recently, one of the things that I said that you love to do is dance.
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Rashida Jones
I want to talk about dancing. Okay. The importance of dancing in your life. Yeah. And our lives. And our lives. And I want to tell you something fun about this show. So we do this thing, like a little secret, like talking behind people's backs, but in a good way, which is before I interview you, I do a little Zoom with people and ask them what I should ask you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Rashida Jones
And we're going to talk about what it's like working together, and we're going to talk about our relationship to work and what makes a good gift giver and how much we both love music. We're going to go deep. and then stay real shallow all at the same time. So it's going to be a lot of fun.
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Rashida Jones
It's a lot. But she somehow doesn't make me feel shitty. Again, like never, but I do, but I make myself feel shit. Cause sometimes I'm just like, damn it. Like what we're wearing Japanese pants now.
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Rashida Jones
But all of a sudden I'm like, oh, all my clothes are small. They're supposed to be big. Like, do we have bangs? We don't have bangs. We don't. Big coats, little coats. Okay.
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Rashida Jones
She's a young – or, like, she's, like, a young – Defense attorney or, like – Yeah, something, yeah. And there's a bunch of scenes where you object to things and you throw things down. Not in the courtroom. Yeah, you're not in the courtroom. And you – I think you and Han have, like, a – Rivalry? No, I think you're in love. Oh, we are?
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Rashida Jones
I think you guys – maybe you yell at each other and then you kiss at some point. I forget. I forget. I've got to get that out there on the internet so people can see it.
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Rashida Jones
But it's so fun. And there is a side of you that 100% I could see going in and putting a briefcase down.
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Rashida Jones
Yeah, we had time for a whole other show that no one ever saw. Okay, and then the last question. Good hang. So we're trying to figure out how to like continually self-regulate here and find joy in all different places. And like I'm asking everybody to talk about what gives them relief. What is the thing they go to and they want to like laugh, check out, tune in? Take a load off.
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Rashida Jones
It's small or big, but I feel like we learn a lot about somebody by what they laugh at. What's yours?
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Rashida Jones
Have you ever seen that Domingo sketch on SNL? Totally. They do a great job. When they come in so off.
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Rashida Jones
When you do karaoke or see people sing karaoke, do you like it when they're off?
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Rashida Jones
So just to get it down to the nitty gritty, it's like being with friends, watching on TV, someone that comes in and is like, buckle up. And then they just start singing Roar by Katy Perry and they get it way wrong.
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Rashida Jones
Yes. Like I don't feel a stressy vibe from her when she's hosting, for example. Yeah. Yeah.
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Rashida Jones
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. That makes me want to watch old American Idol.
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Rashida Jones
Oh. You sure? Yeah. Oh, my God, it's her. Okay, okay, oh, my God. It's her. Sorry, we've got to listen to this before we go. Oh, yeah, she said she looks like Mariah Carey. She doesn't not look like Mariah Carey. No, she does.
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Rashida Jones
She's cute. You've got to turn her way up. You would not think that this is going to go badly. That's what I mean.
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Rashida Jones
She's wearing a shawl. She has really cute hair. She's, like, she definitely, like, she wears cute jeans. She's a little too close to the judges, which is already making me nervous. Like, she's standing too close to the table, which she doesn't have a good, like.
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Rashida Jones
Like I I'm always working out on my, I'm always working out my own stuff, which is wanting to get things like wanting it to be good and fun and being, and people coming over and saying like, hi.
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Rashida Jones
Here she goes. Okay, hold on. Stand by. That's what I've got to face.
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Rashida Jones
That's very, very satisfying to watch because you're right. She's kind of good. She just not – she's –
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Rashida Jones
She's also doing something that I like when singers do. She's holding her throat as if that. Like, she's like, I'll get it.
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Rashida Jones
I'm going to send that to myself so I can watch it again. Because that's so good. Also.
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Rashida Jones
She gives a little shout, too. She didn't seem to be feeling like it was going badly, though. Really?
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Rashida Jones
And me saying just a second, like making them feel, making them feel stressed, even though I had the party.
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Rashida Jones
All right. Thank you so much, Rashida Jones. You were the best. I love you. Thank you for doing this for me. I don't think you had much of a choice, but thank you for doing it anyway, and I will do anything for you. We talked a lot about music, and it makes me think that before this episode is over, I feel like I need to just ask Chapel Roan if she'll come on again. Chapel? Chapel, are you there?
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Rashida Jones
Are you listening? We've been reaching out to your team and I'm assuming that no answer means a maybe. And I'm excited about having you on. I just think you're the best. I just love your music and everything that you're doing for the music industry. And I kind of started this podcast to talk to you. And when you come on, I'm going to end it.
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Rashida Jones
So I haven't told Spotify that yet, but you will be my last guest. So Chapel, come on soon because I'm tired, and I'd love to wrap it up. So thank you, everybody, for listening. Thanks for hanging, and we'll catch you next time. Original music by Amy Miles. Oh!
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Rashida Jones
Or when someone's like, can I give you a hand? And you just go, no, that's okay. I just have a lot of things right now that I'm dealing with. Everyone looks at you and says, you did not have to invite us. You did not have to invite us. The other, the other question I had is, um, I want to talk to her about dancing because we dance a lot together.
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Rashida Jones
She's had a lot of dance parties for her birthday parties. And you two are big dancers. You both like to dance. I know why I like to dance at parties. Yes. Why do you like to dance at parties?
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Rashida Jones
And, you know, we've been trying to do this thing where before I interview a guest, I get to talk to people who know them, who are fans of them, or who want to just, you know, give me some ideas for what to ask them. So we have gathered two great comedic actresses, Retta from Parks and Rec, who played Donna Meagle, and Darcy Carden from The Good Place. So they're going to help me get started.
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Rashida Jones
Yeah, I feel like if a good song comes on, both of you and Rashida would be the people I would look at, point at, and be like, oh.
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Rashida Jones
Okay, well, we're going to – okay, this is perfect. We'll wrap it up with – is there any question you think – like anything you want me to ask Rashida?
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Rashida Jones
That's probably going to be hard to pick. I know. Because she was straight up.
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Rashida Jones
Like partying with E.T. and stuff. Well, love you guys. Thank you for checking in. I know it means a lot to squeeze this time in and Rashida is going to be so grateful when I tell her that we chatted today. So come, come on this podcast and be a guest soon, please. And thank you.
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Rashida Jones
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Yeah. On Paramount Minus. Okay. Phones, I'm so happy you're here. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you for doing this. Please. On the way over, you just told me you were listening to something in your car.
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Rashida Jones
Because you have road rage? I do. I've seen it in action. Yeah. Because we leave each other Marco Polos and I've seen you in real time get mad. Yeah. For people that are listening that don't know, Rashida and I have been friends for... Many years. It's got to be over 20 now. 20 plus. Over 20 plus. And whenever we see each other, we just jump in.
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Rashida Jones
Like we talk a lot about we just kind of jump into the deep end.
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Rashida Jones
We get into feelings. We get into what we're trying to work on, what we're excited about. We just get right in there. We don't do a lot of small talk, you and I. Not a lot of small talk. I feel like you are that way or I can speak for myself.
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Rashida Jones
I feel like I'm more and more that way with the people that I'm closest to and the people that I'm not particularly close to are the people that I say like, what movies do you like? Right.
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Rashida Jones
What's your love language? What's your attachment style? Tina and I had a good convo about, we were laughing, talking about Harvard. Fuck Harvard. Yeah, fuck Harvard. Fuck Harvard. So for people that don't know, what is your relationship with Harvard, and what was your relationship with Hasty Pudding?
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Rashida Jones
And you, I know from us being friends, you started- You started going to raves.
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Rashida Jones
acapella saved my life um but i i would say the most surprising thing is is probably that what what i have left from the whole experience is the people including mike sure including mike sure for those people who don't know who created parks and rec and um the american office he was mose and uh good place good place good hand good place um and he um wow do you think he's gonna sue me for that good hand good place yeah yeah he's very litigious
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Rashida Jones
And he's working on a million other things. And you and Mike met at Harvard.
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Rashida Jones
He must have been like the day when they were like, and here's your makeout partner. It could have been anybody. He must have done a quiet fist pump.
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Rashida Jones
I'm having these like memories of when we were in, All of us were in high school and college, and we'd have to do, like, make-out scenes with just people on stage.
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Rashida Jones
And how, I guess, exciting it was. Yeah. It was kind of exciting. So fun. I know. I mean, you've had to do quite a few love scenes in TV and film. I have, yeah. And any tips or thoughts about that?
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Jack Black
Hey everyone, this is Amy Poehler. Welcome to another episode of Good Hang. Man, we have a great guest today. I'm very, very excited to tell you that we are talking to Jack Black, who I think is the biggest movie star in the world. And the box office agrees. Jack and I talk about a lot of great things. We're gonna talk about
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Jack Black
So, you know, maybe it was like we have had you a few times. But I know what you mean. It's a funny club.
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Jack Black
that you watch and you think you feel like you're part of even being a cast member, but then you also sometimes always feel a little outside.
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Jack Black
I don't think I could handle it week in and week out. 100% disagree.
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Jack Black
But you could have, I mean, did you ever audition or want to audition?
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Jack Black
Like, did you get an audition and you just didn't do it? I'm fascinated by it because also I'm interested in that story because that is a little bit of sabotage.
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Jack Black
A hundred percent. I wanted to ask you about auditioning. Cause I don't know about you, but I'm not a great auditioner. Like I don't really get a lot of jobs from auditions. I don't think I've gotten many. And I, I remember I auditioned for the Coen brothers and who I love, you know, and it was good. And I just felt like it wasn't going well.
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Jack Black
I'm sure they have no memory of it and they had no, probably no opinion of it, but I felt like it wasn't going well. And so I started to like, Kind of sabotage it. Because it was like, basically like, you can't reject me. I'm going to reject you.
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Jack Black
Before we get to Jack, where are we talking to you? We're talking to you from Los Angeles today?
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Jack Black
Okay, so you started, I mean, people might know this about you, but you were doing commercials when you were a kid.
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Jack Black
Yeah, it got in there early. What was the Actors Gang for people that don't know?
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Jack Black
And you didn't learn guitar until a little bit later, right? Correct.
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Jack Black
You can take it, you can, because I, well, I guess because I didn't say specific, but I've had things written specifically about me that really, really hurt my feelings. Like, it's really hard for me, embarrassingly so, to even- Like, I remember when my book came out, there was a really bad review.
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Jack Black
Yeah, exactly. It kind of feels like I'm at work when I have a breakfast burrito.
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Jack Black
Like you're on set. And I had my favorite tea, Barry's tea. Oh, nice. Are you a tea or coffee drinker?
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Jack Black
You would have loved him and you would have shared a lot and he would have loved you. He was like this guru, very misanthropic guy when, you know, we were all young upstarts and we were catching him at the end of his life. But he started-
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Jack Black
back with elaine may and mike nichols and the compass players and all that like and he was kind of the one that stayed behind to be the teacher while everyone else became very famous he just made you feel like you were like that improv was its own art form that it wasn't some step to because you're bringing up the actors gang and i have to say like improv and sketch there was when i was in chicago there was like steppenwolf yeah you know the goodman yeah and then there were like
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Jack Black
Oh, the dumb asses that do this. Like that was the feeling, like we were like the makers of Mary over here and they were like the real actors. Right. And you started out with like in the real actors category.
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Jack Black
That makes sense because when Maya talks to me about you, you have a very older brother vibe to her. Like she looks up to you. And also, you know, it is kind of like how old were you when you met everybody? Like you just will never – that will never change. Like you'll probably always think of Maya as like younger. Yep. And she definitely gives you an older brother vibe. Like that's so funny.
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Jack Black
Totally. Yeah. Conan was huge in the beginning of my career. And yeah, and that, and also so many people were watching the same thing back then. Like everybody was watching Conan. Everyone was watching Letterman. Like anyone who was in comedy was watching the same thing at the same time.
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Jack Black
Yeah. And that, when I would do that Andy's Little Sister thing that Brian Stack wrote. I got a ton of jobs from that. I got my first movie from that. Yeah.
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Jack Black
What do you do? You just go run a 5K? What's happening over there?
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Jack Black
They were like, we want you to be weird like that forever. We want you to yell like that forever.
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Jack Black
I feel like I might have, one of my, my first famous person that I ever knew was Janine Garofalo. She was like my first famous friend. And Janine's a real connector. Yes. And I feel like I might have gone to a party in Los Angeles. And I think you might have been there.
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Jack Black
And then we did a movie together, which was thrilling. Yeah. And that movie was called.
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Jack Black
Not only did it whiff, but it opened the same day as Mean Girls. Do you know that?
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Jack Black
And I remember being like, I'm in two movies. Like, I had not been in a lot of movies. And they were open on the same day. And I remember thinking, this is going to be great.
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Jack Black
Two movies, same day. And then one didn't really survive. And for people that don't know this movie, Envy, directed by the great Barry Levinson. Yes. Ben Stiller. Yes. Rachel Weisz.
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Jack Black
I should explain for maybe the five or six people that haven't seen Envy that Jack and I play a couple who get like nouveau riche because you invent this way to get rid of dog poo. Yes. Where you vaporize it. Yes. Vaporize. Yeah. And Ben Stiller plays the irritated and then obsessive neighbor. Yes. Who starts to like be overwhelmed by our success. And I think I've told this story before, but
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Jack Black
His hit movie, his giant Minecraft movie and all the amazing projects he's done. We harmonize together. We talk about the not so successful movie that we did together. We get into life and love and sleeping and dancing. And as always, it's just the best ride to be with Jack. And he's just the absolute best.
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Jack Black
This was an example of, I was like, oh, I need to be a better actor. Rachel Weisz, incredible actress. And played like my friend in the movie, Ben's wife. And we were all friends in the movie. I remember she took a ton of notes and she was like writing in her script. Oh, yeah. And I remember thinking, oh, I haven't prepared enough.
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Jack Black
And at one point she said, I sort of feel like we're best friends. And I thought she was talking about me. And I said, oh. was like week two i said oh my god thank you and she was like oh and i was like of course oh my god and i um and i looked back at my script like uh-huh yep i think let me see what notes i've taken i did not prep enough And she was so good. Such a great actress. Oh, my God.
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Jack Black
But I didn't. I was maybe. I was inexperienced on that set, I have to say. I didn't really know what I was doing.
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Jack Black
Well, it's kind of like what we were talking about before, though, because I find and hear and know that the way you like to work is very – I appreciate it and I feel similarly. Like, I do think you're supposed to be having fun.
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Jack Black
Are you being held against your will? What's going on over there?
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Jack Black
You do a lot of movies with, like, a ton of months, like, a long time to shoot. Technical movies, like, big movies. Like, how do you, like, green screen, you're way away. Like, I know you just shot Anaconda in Australia. Like, you're, like, it's not, like, three weeks long. you know, small lighting set up and you're out. Three months. Three months.
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Jack Black
How much sleep do you want to get a night? What's your ideal number?
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Jack Black
Okay. Let's get to Jack. So you guys have worked together a lot and you've done a lot of press together and you've toured together. I mean, everybody knows he's the greatest guy, but what makes him the greatest guy? What's so great about Jack?
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Jack Black
I wish we could bring out our sleep things, our sleep apps right now.
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Jack Black
I know. I put mine in a movie in wine country. I used my CPAP.
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Jack Black
But think about this. You've been married for a long time. When you're not married, you're like, I got something to tell you.
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Jack Black
Right before I go to sleep, I got to tell you something. And you're going to hear it first. That's love. That's love.
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Jack Black
Your choice, babe. Air coming in, air coming out. Mouth tape? No. Butt tape? Yes. Tape up that butt.
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Jack Black
Butt tape. Wait, Jack, can I talk to you about Kelly Clarkson, Tanner moment? I texted you. I loved that moment so much for those people who don't know.
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Jack Black
You were doing Kelly Clarkson, Tanner from Love on the Spectrum. Amazing show. You're a fan of that show.
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Jack Black
Love him. He talked about wanting to meet you and then you ran out and greeted him and-
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Jack Black
It's so good. And also, okay, so this leads us in many ways to what you're working on now, which by the way, congrats on this monster movie.
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Jack Black
I love that. They love it. They're right in the sweet spot. They're 14 and 16 and they grew up with Minecraft and they love it.
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Jack Black
There's people going apeshit out there. You're the biggest movie star. Jack Black.
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Jack Black
You're the biggest fucking movie star in the world. You are in so many hits, Jack! Hit after hit after hit! Oh, have you heard of Jumanji? Have you heard of School of Rock? Have you heard of Mario?
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Jack Black
Oh my God. And that movie looks so like, like I got to tell you that Minecraft, if I just may, like was so huge in my house, especially during COVID.
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Jack Black
Cause you have boys. I have boys. Like building was like their, their way. They really, that's how they got through the pandemic is I'm going to go build something.
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Jack Black
I will say, I know I get a little stressed on set when I have tight things around my shape. Yes. Did you have to get used to that?
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Jack Black
Tell us, tell me what I should ask him about the leg thing. What, what is it and how would you explain it?
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Jack Black
I know. You're so physical. So we do this thing on our show where we have people talk about the guest before they come on. So I get somebody to come on in the beginning. So we got Nora- Awkwafina. Awkwafina in the house. And Nora and I were talking before you came in just about you and what she thinks I should ask you. And she mentioned a bunch of things.
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Jack Black
And we just talked a lot about your physicality, like how much you like to move, how funny it is, how cool it is to be around. And she was saying when you guys were doing press that you were doing a lot of kicks and
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Jack Black
You love to do that, especially like on the red carpet. Like you – I really admire it. You take over. Like you take over that thing so it's your fun time and like people are invited to it. It's not the other way around. Like you have a really good time promoting stuff. You refuse to – have it be boring for you.
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Jack Black
Like when you recorded that for Mario, when you recorded the Britney song on the red carpet.
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Jack Black
When you recorded Kung Fu Panda, you recorded, tell me, you recorded a video on the red carpet during the premiere.
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Jack Black
It's so good. Jack, you are my favorite singer. Your voice is incredible. Everything you sing is so good. Peaches is... My favorite song. It should be everyone's wedding song. And every Tenacious D song, every song you cover, every song you sing, I got to sing with you once. We sang The Rose. Remember we sang The Rose for Festival Supreme?
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Jack Black
God, I love singing with you. I love your voice. And we rehearsed. And there was the great.
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Jack Black
Awesome. And I was kind of geeking out a little bit. I had to play it really cool because I love your voice and love singing with you. But, like, do you ever feel.
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Jack Black
We're getting applause. Wait, Jack, do you hear that? Do you hear that, Jack? Someone's clapping for us.
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Jack Black
The lyrics are a little stressful because lyrics in general are stressful when they repeat, but they're the same but not the same. Oh, man. Man. Weed and leaf or like love and light, whatever.
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Jack Black
Like, I mean, there's nobody better than Elton John, but Bernie's lyrics sometimes I'm like, wow.
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Jack Black
And every time I hear that song, I get a feeling I'm in an eighth grade gym.
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Jack Black
that song's coming on. And I'm like, I got to dance with, uh, whoever I dance with is good. It's going to be like nine minutes of dancing with them. You're just panicked. I'm like, I got to find a boy and it's going to go slow and then fast and then slow again. Like it's asking a lot.
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Jack Black
I remember dancing school dances, stairway to heaven came on and the feeling of this is going to be 10 minutes of my life. I can't choose wrong. And I, so
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Jack Black
Yeah, but what if you point? But if you point, you're good. You go, hey.
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Jack Black
No, it looks great. But I know what you mean. Right. And the eye contact is a little weird. Because maybe it's different for a guy. But I know what you mean. You have to kind of be like, hey, but not keep on there too long.
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Jack Black
You just have to go, Jack! But you can't, if I stay any longer than that, it's weird. Because then the person feels like they have to point back at you and dance.
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Jack Black
Okay, but this is really interesting because you're such a physical person and you're very, very comfortable physically.
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Jack Black
Because no one expects that of you. Everyone expects, and you are a good dancer, so you could just be dancing and not have to feel like you have to perform while you're dancing. Like dance for yourself.
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Jack Black
Wait, his, you know who, I know who Gallagher 2 is. Oh, I didn't know that. It's Gallagher's brother.
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Jack Black
Have you seen Footloose? Amy's not going to teach you how to dance. Have you seen Footloose? That's exactly how it works. He teaches them to dance.
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Jack Black
We have a few more things before we finish. So Nora asked about the Chop Kicks. She also asked me to ask you about Gallagher, too.
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Jack Black
I'm obsessed with that story. There should be, Ryan Murphy should do the story of Gallagher 2.
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Jack Black
The fact that Little Carrot Top is the heir apparent to those. Can you believe it? And that Gallagher 2, the moment when Gallagher 2 says, maybe I'm Gallagher 1, is like.
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Jack Black
No, you don't want that. Um, okay. Two last things. Do you remember, um, uh, boys night out?
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Jack Black
Sarah Paulson will play Gallagher. She's incredible. Okay, I'm going to ask him about that. That's hilarious.
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Jack Black
Yes. Emily Spivey and I wrote a sketch called boys night out and it was Jack waiting for the boys to arrive and he, they never showed up and just kept ordering more wings, but there was a song. Do you remember the song to it?
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Jack Black
Thank you so much. That's all I needed to hear. Okay. And then the last thing I've been asking my guests is what do you do? What do you watch go to what song, what video, what... comedy clip? What old show? What's your comfort? When you're not working and when you want to just like peace out and chill out, where do you go?
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Jack Black
Okay, Nora, thank you so much for jumping on. You're the best. I hope you can come and do this someday.
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Jack Black
Oh, I love that. That's amazing. That's awesome. That's great.
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Jack Black
You're the coolest. Have fun with Jack. I do want you to eat a little something though. It's getting to be like 10.30 and I'm feeling nervous.
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Jack Black
That's what I'm saying. Like you're creating a little school for yourself.
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Jack Black
Oh my God, Jack, I love you so much. I love you, Amy. Thank you for having me. Thank you for doing this. Are you kidding me? This was so fun. I think I asked you everything I needed to ask you. I mean, I love you. I hope we get to see each other more.
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Jack Black
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Jack Black
So does the world. And, you know, we always like to end these episodes with a little polar plunge. We'd like to go in a little bit deeper, jump in somewhere that we maybe talked about earlier in the interview. And so I just want to remind everybody to listen to the song Peaches from the Super Mario movie that Jack Black I'm assuming wrote. I didn't check it out.
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Jack Black
I'm sure him and other people wrote that song, maybe just himself. His performance in Peaches is, like most of his vocal performances, exquisite. And I would say that to me it is the most romantic song I've heard in the past 10 years, and it should be everybody's wedding song. Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches. Stop this podcast.
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Jack Black
Listen to Peaches. Listen to it over and over again. Learn the words. Sing it to someone when you propose to them. I promise they will say yes. Okay, that's been another episode of Good Hang. Thanks for checking us out. See you soon. Bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss-Berman, and me, Amy Poehler.
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Jack Black
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Jack Black
Oh, my God. I just had a memory the other day. Do you remember? This is a name droppy, but I'm going to do it. Where we went, we did karaoke together.
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Jack Black
And I always start these podcasts by talking to people who know Jack or his work or are fans or colleagues. And we're very excited today to talk to Nora Lum, a.k.a. Awkwafina, the great actress and comedian and musician and voiceover artist who has worked with Jack on Kung Fu Panda and Jumanji. So, Nora, thank you for joining us today. Hi, how are you? Woohoo!
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Jack Black
You're absolutely right, because Urge Overkill was a band that was in Chicago when I was in Chicago. Yes. And Nash used to be at bars with, like, Liz Phair and other goinks. Oh, yeah. And Smashing Pumpkins. Dude. And you'd just kind of walk in and pretend, like, order a beer and be cool.
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Jack Black
I don't remember that. I just remember him being at the bar. I never talked to him.
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Jack Black
Little fun fact, Steve Albini died. recorded and wrote the theme song to upright citizens brigade. Yeah. Wow. He went under the name, the welders. That's the, the, that is how he was credited. But Steve wrote it. And cause Steve was a big, like sketch comedy fan and Matt Besser, who was,
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Jack Black
in UCB was friends with Steve and like loved, like I learned a ton of music from Matt and in Chicago it was all like lo-fi. Like you said, urge overkill and Liz fair and all this like production that was very cool. And then he produced which Nirvana record. Yeah.
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Jack Black
I do really like all those stories about people in the studio that, you know, especially when the record is like a classic, incredible record about how tough it was and how everyone was like, we don't have it. Like, I love when they're like, this is we don't have it. We didn't do it. And it's like, well, best record of all time.
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Jack Black
I don't know because I have to say, I kind of want to talk to you about this today. We have Jack Black with us. I'm so excited. We'll just jump right in.
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Jack Black
But why I would say that you and I, I think something we share is that we don't think things have to be terrible- I don't think we like things to be- I don't. I don't either.
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Jack Black
Me too. And it doesn't have to feel bad for it to be a good product.
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Jack Black
And do you get like I get, which is I get really sleepy. I'm just like, I think I should go to sleep.
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Jack Black
Yeah, I want to escape. When I get really nervous, I get quiet and I get really sleepy. Don't play.
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Jack Black
And I'm like, I think maybe instead of doing the show, I should go to bed.
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Jack Black
Tina and I gave her a little shout out on the 50th. Yes. With Momoa, your buddy.
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Jack Black
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Jack Black
Donna Richards, uh, been working there for a really long time at SNL. She also works at Seth Meyers. She has this really specific job. It's like part nurse, part coach, where she kind of grabs you and dresses you from scene to scene, but she has your whole show in her hand.
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Jack Black
And she makes sure that you're, you can do it. She's the one that if you passed out or if you forgot something, or if you turned to her and said like, I don't remember Donna would, would, would have you. She's your, like, wrangler.
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Jack Black
I always say people always ask me, what was your favorite SNL host and show? And it is always you, Jack. Black.
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Jack Black
You don't need my praises, sir. It's for billion-dollar movies. I don't think I do. The, someone asked me because I was reminiscing about, cause that was a very special time for me too. I was, it was like 2000 and.
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Jack Black
Yes. And we were like just a few years away from that, from the terrible beginning of SNL for me, which is like nine 11. We were like, we were a few years away where it was like, things had settled down a little bit. Did you have kids yet? No. Yeah, me neither. No kids, so party on. And then we did so many sketches together. That was such a fun week. The Strokes were the musical guests.
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Jack Black
the after party after, after was at UCB theater with that, that night. I don't know if you remember that, but we were like, yeah, we burned the midnight oil.
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Jack Black
We went to the dawn. And then there was a sketch in there that I think about as one of my favorite sketches, which was I think Kenan Thompson just reposted recently, which was written by Emily Spivey when we're in the Sparrow and it's wintertime and the door opens and we keep flying away.
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Jack Black
That was such a good sketch. Dratch was like an old woman on a wire getting blown away. And I have a moment of remembering like reaching out for her and she looked like my – Dratch and I could probably be like in the same family.
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Jack Black
And we – she looked like my grandmother with like a white wig and it was like my grandmother going up to heaven.
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Martin Short
Hi, everyone. Welcome to Good Hang. I'm Amy Poehler, and we have a great guest today. It is Martin Short, the hilarious and kind and generous and just deeply talented person who I grew up loving and love even more now as a grown adult. We're going to talk to Marty, as his friends call him, about Canada and the SNL 50th and Only Murders in the Building and...
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Martin Short
It's so smart. And I'm just curious, maybe I can have her on here and ask, what is the... Bob Balaban, that was the third guy. Oh, yeah, Bob Balaban. I love Bob Balaban.
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Martin Short
He's such a good actor. I'd be so curious about what made Selena sign on for another TV show. It must have been you and Steve. She must have known she was signing on to something premier and funny.
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Martin Short
Yeah, we need the CVV. We need the DVD. Jost, I don't know if you know, but I already did a podcast with Tina, who nicely came in to be interviewed. I look forward to doing one with you. Maya, I look forward to doing one with you. Yes. And Jost, you were name dropped in the interview that Tina and I did. We were talking about... How much we love going to the Lampoon.
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Martin Short
Interesting. Well, maybe we have that in common because I feel like people are afraid of Tina and not afraid of me. And I want them to be more afraid of me.
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Martin Short
But do you want people to be more afraid of you or do you like that they're afraid of Steve?
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Martin Short
I know why. Oh, you do? I think it's because Steve just doesn't talk as, I think the power move is to not talk as much. The quieter you are... So that's my big problem.
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Martin Short
And we're like, hey, this is us. This is me. This is me. This is me. And you just have to stay quiet. And everybody projects everything on you.
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Martin Short
There were a few women at that SNL 50th that I was really missing that I really wish I could meet because I have never met. One of them was Gilda and the other was Jan. Never met either one. Never met Jan. And she was the Kristen Wiig or Kate McKinnon of the cast when I was growing up. Jan was so talented, such a good actress, so funny.
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Martin Short
Yeah. I missed her, and I loved Lorraine and Jane holding up Gilda's picture.
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Martin Short
I had a great moment with Lorraine and Jane where I didn't know Lorraine that well. I've just kind of seen her at events over the years, and I felt very...
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Martin Short
Totally. Yeah. Damn, and I felt that. I felt that. But her and Jane, she shared two things with me that I loved. One was just a small detail, but I loved it. She's like, Jane and I are getting ready together. Which I just love. That's a very girl thing. Like who are you doing hair and makeup with for the party? And Jane and Lorraine were getting ready together, which just warmed my heart.
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Martin Short
So we're doing this thing where we're asking people to kind of talk behind people's back in a good way. So I've got the great Martin Short on today. Never heard of him. And you've all worked with, yeah.
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Martin Short
Like I love that. And also they just both seemed great. And I was like, I said, you two look great. You seem great. And we kind of had a moment where we said, you know, women know how to age. Like they do better with aging than men.
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Martin Short
But that's, I think, I think we get a little confused that, well, maybe I'm wrong, but we live in Los Angeles and we see that a lot. But the rest of, like your average people in the country.
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Martin Short
I'm sure. Women, like look at women, look at men and women when they turn 50. It's, it can be difficult. It's, I don't know. Every school reunion, high school reunion I went to, the women look pretty great. And the men.
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Martin Short
That I don't even mind. Who's the most handsome bald person?
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Martin Short
Anna and Will killed as Bobby and Marty at that music thing. Oh, my God.
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Martin Short
Today. And Anna was doing a great impression of Paul playing them the part because it was like he was playing, yeah, 45 songs at once. And it was a complete chaos and they crushed it. And to me... Tina and I were talking about this after. To me, there was something very proud of... I felt very proud of all of us.
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Martin Short
I don't know why, but it felt like a win for all of us that these two great sketch comedians came out. I mean, I feel this way when I watch you work and when you and Steve are together. Like, can come out and just settle a crowd and just... It just... Own the room. There's a joy when people are not nervous.
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Martin Short
Yeah, I like him. I think you should check him out. I think he's funny. I found him on TikTok. Oh. So I guess my question is what, yeah, you know, how much do you love Martin short? What do you love about him? What do you think I should ask him?
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Martin Short
Incredible. Like, Fred can do these physical things the slightest.
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Martin Short
Fred used to send me long texts about his flight schedule, like when he was arriving, what airport, what time to get picked up as if I was picking him up from the airport.
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Martin Short
He is so deeply funny. He also does a bit that I love where, if you haven't seen him for a long time at a party, and you go, hey, Freddie, he goes, hi, how are you? He pretends you're just a fan bothering him. He's so funny. He loves a bit.
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Martin Short
Yeah. But people feel that way about you. People feel... Like, the way... even we were talking earlier with Maya and Tina and Joe. So like people feel that way about you, Marty, of all the funny people, people think you're the funniest.
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Martin Short
I agree that I think Fred is like genuinely one of the funniest people I know, but, I think you are too. The thing that I love about watching you is, and I don't know, maybe you're faking it, but I feel like the lesson I learned at SNL and beyond is if you are enjoying yourself, people will enjoy themselves.
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Martin Short
But people don't really apply that often into the work that they do and even into the comedy that they do.
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Martin Short
Yeah, that's deep. I remember Lauren telling me when I was doing Update, You have to do a version of yourself for update. Yeah. Yeah, a removed version of yourself. Are you doing lip balm? Yeah, it's dry.
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Martin Short
Yeah, I mean, I can't do it. That's too rude. But if my guest pulls out lip balm.
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Martin Short
I love a lip balm. It's one of the things about L.A. that really crushes me is how dry it is here.
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Martin Short
I've been to some of those lakes you talk about outside of Toronto, and it does not get warm ever. Oh, it does?
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Martin Short
How dare you? You motherfucker. I do a cold plunge, motherfucker, every day.
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Martin Short
A girl thing to be cold? No, no one's going to be mad about that.
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Martin Short
No, I have a high tolerance for cold. I proudly got into cold plunging like five years ago, and I do it all the time now.
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Martin Short
No, I slowly built up. It was during COVID, and I was genuinely, I was so anxious.
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Martin Short
Truthfully, I was so anxious and depressed during COVID that I was trying all these different things. And so I would do the sauna, and the cold plunge was about 48, 49 degrees.
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Martin Short
Same. I don't do it any colder. Maybe the coldest is like 47.
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Martin Short
It's cold. And I started by just like going in and out, in and out for years and then building up. And now I can do a couple of minutes. And it is, I cannot recommend it enough.
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Martin Short
I want to talk about your tour because Tina and I are on tour. I know. And we asked you for advice. I don't know if you remember or maybe.
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Martin Short
You did. Well, you said you gave good advice. You gave a lot of good advice. But because we've been doing a show on tour, it's been the best. Oh, it's the most fun. It's a dream come true.
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Martin Short
And I know this sounds silly, but because I was never a touring stand-up or a musician, I don't think I ever sold tickets where people knew they were going to get me. You know, I was either part of an ensemble, part of a sketch group, part of an improv show, or I was hosting something that it wasn't. So the...
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Martin Short
The fact that people show up already knowing that you are who they want to see, it just gets so much out of the way.
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Martin Short
I know it's, it's the silliest, most obvious thing, but I realized our first show, Oh, people knew it was going to be just us.
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Martin Short
And they paid to see us. And there's a, like a, a, an honest exchange between your performance and their ticket. Like, I do the show for you. You come and pay for it. Like, it feels very honest, whereas I feel... Well, see, that's the other thing.
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Martin Short
We have, like, tons of women who come with their friends or mothers who are bringing their daughters.
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Martin Short
And... We're the same. When we're done with the show, we look at each other and we're like, we gave them a good show. Oh, absolutely. That's what we feel good about. Yeah. I know.
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Martin Short
What was it like? Like a lot of people in comedy, I I obsess about those early Toronto days and you all together.
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Martin Short
Crazy. I mean, one of the questions Jost wanted me to ask you was, who was sleeping together that we didn't know about? You don't have to answer. But he wanted me to ask you.
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Martin Short
Yes, it's so good. I mean, that period of time with all the people that you were there with, because you were there with who? Paul?
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Martin Short
I mean, can I ask you a little bit about Gilda? Because we talked about Jam, but the things I hear about Gilda... and it just might be my projection, but I just feel like I would really love her.
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Martin Short
What I can't always balance is like how, like you said something about her one time about like she just was so comfortable with her own, just the story you told, her own weirdness and strangeness, like her own, like she really knew.
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Martin Short
Do you have an hour? But were you anxiously attached? Were you an avoidant?
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Martin Short
Wow, I've got to look at the image of that. Is it just him or one of his characters? I wonder.
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Martin Short
You say something really beautiful, which is you did have, you had a lot of loss early in your life and you learned that lesson that some people learn and take away, which is, you know, we are here once you've got to figure, you know, like we have to enjoy life.
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Martin Short
And you just might have been built that way. There's just like your nervous system was.
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Martin Short
But don't you feel like that's the, I mean, for me anyway, that is the thing about getting older is realizing, oh, the simple lesson over and over again that we all process differently. Like I cannot. get someone to be happy if they're not. Or I can't get myself.
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Martin Short
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's some kind of version of what you talk about, that joy of being alive that does come out in the stuff that you do. And also what I love about you is you also play very, how do I say this, like sharp and biting characters. Like you're also really funny at playing people who are not rooting for you. But we love, like, okay, Jiminy.
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Martin Short
And Jiminy, to me, is a very familiar person in the world in the past 20, 30 years of, like, press that I've had to do.
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Martin Short
That kind of person who, to your point, king of his kingdom.
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Martin Short
And you come to them, and this is how we do things, and they're inquisitive but, like, mean, and they hate women.
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Martin Short
Like, I think that's what I'm getting to is, do you think you are meaner than people think you are?
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Martin Short
So I'm going to ask him about a stamp. Tina, Jost, anything you feel like I should ask him or anything you want to say about Marty?
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Martin Short
This is a great, great moment, though. I mean, Jiminy is the videos that people watch, that my people watch to – Check, like to just get a huge serotonin boost. Like it is Jiminy videos all the way. We, Tina and I, all of us send each other those videos almost every week. Still.
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Martin Short
And the guests, it was completely, like they didn't know our questions.
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Martin Short
Now... God, Jiminy forever. Jiminy forever. You have a stamp in Canada.
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Martin Short
All heroes of mine. I was 12 in 82. Were you on SNL? What year were you on SNL?
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Martin Short
When I started 2001, I started two weeks after 9-11. Wow. That was the time when it was like, you know, will we ever laugh again? Comedy is dead.
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Martin Short
And I remember thinking, but maybe not. Maybe it's, you know, maybe we should still laugh. Yeah, my first show was the Giuliani show with the first responders on stage.
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Martin Short
Reese Witherspoon, musical guest Alicia Keys. Wow. And that was September 29th or something, 2001. God. And it was like the beginning of any job. It's like, where are the bathrooms? How does this work? How do you get anything on? And we're not going to do anything political for three years. Comedy is over. New York is hurting. There's anthrax in the building.
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Martin Short
But isn't it interesting that that happened then? COVID happens. over and over again, this idea that how can we get through this? People have personal tragedies in their life. It's like over and over again, we think, how can I get by And for me, and maybe for you, comedy just continues to be the thing that I think pushes people through.
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Martin Short
That is... The fact that somebody feels like you can take the tease is the highest compliment.
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Martin Short
And Tina and I have a different dynamic. We don't really insult each other.
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Martin Short
I don't know if any, if you notice this at all, but there's a lot of, this is my personal fake food, some of my personal fake food collection. So we've been trying to figure out how to make the studio feel homey.
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Martin Short
Well, let's talk about it for a second while we just have a second.
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Martin Short
So this is a, for people who might be watching this rather than listening to it, there's a tiny little paper box of Cheez-Its.
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Martin Short
And you think, oh, it's just a teeny tiny miniature box of Cheez-Its. There can't be anything in there.
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Martin Short
It does have an icy. You know what? When I have a tiny box of Nutri-Grain bars.
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Martin Short
No, it's just a silly little box. It couldn't be an actual Nutri-Grain bar with an anthropomorphic face that's winking at you. Let's see if we can see that, right?
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Martin Short
And not to make it a big deal, but this isn't real. This is a candle. It's fake bread, and it looks like a candle.
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Martin Short
Put it in your mouth and tell me what's fake. That's how I get them.
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Martin Short
But look, a simple felt fake garlic. This isn't garlic. This is felt.
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Martin Short
Listeners, Marty is putting a fake felt tomato in one of his eyes and pretending he's a pirate. It's this kind of prop stuff that's great for podcasts.
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Martin Short
People make so much money doing clickety-click things with microphones, but not with a fake egg.
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Martin Short
We will definitely finish, yeah. And they've been very nice. Yeah.
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Martin Short
Big pancakes. They just said, someone just said to me, great job and let's finish the week. That's what someone said to me. And I take that as a good sign.
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Martin Short
So my last question to you is, and I'm asking a lot of people this, what is the thing you, like, where do you get your serotonin? What do you look at, watch, listen to? Where do you go? Who do you hang with? I mean, you're very funny friends, but, you know, what is something that you, like, genuinely laugh at, that you watch or consume?
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Martin Short
Do you have anything you like now that you're watching – Anything that's making you laugh.
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Martin Short
In Dogecatcoin. Well, that was an awesome interview with Martin Short. He is the best. And now it's time for something we're calling the Polar Plunge, which is basically how do you get how do you change your day? How do you make yourself feel better? I do like to jump into cold water. I know it's weird, but I have a podcast, so I have to do it.
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Martin Short
But I think one way to like change the molecules in your brain and give you a serotonin boost is to laugh. And There is no better laugh for me than Jiminy Glick. So do yourself a favor and watch that character played by Martin Short in a variety of videos online. Jiminy Glick interviewing Bill Hader when he stepped in for Jimmy Kimmel is so funny.
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Martin Short
Hader cannot stop laughing and he just loves getting teased. And that kind of teasing between people who are mutually respectful of each other is like my favorite kind of love language. Um, so yeah, Martin Short, thank you for Jiminy Glick, the gift that keeps on giving. And, um, if you have never watched that character, please binge it now. Thanks so much for listening to Good Hang.
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Martin Short
Thanks for hanging with us. We will see you next time. Original music by Amy Miles.
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Martin Short
But do you think, okay, this is a good question. Do you think I should be asking these kinds of questions on this podcast?
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Martin Short
Yes, dude. So Jost, your questions are, who was your biggest enemy and who did you hook up with? Okay, those are great. I'll start with those. Maya, thanks for taking a break in the middle of your show.
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Martin Short
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Martin Short
Okay. Not only do I know that everyone got it, but so we were doing this thing on this podcast where we're asking, I'm reaching out to people who know you or like friends of yours or ours to ask them what I should ask you. So I just did a Zoom with Tina, Maya, and Jost. And all three of them have or had SNL COVID.
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Martin Short
Now, I've done scenes with all of those people, and I shared a dressing room with Meryl. I did a scene with Mike Myers and Maya.
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Martin Short
But do you go on the road and try out your stuff before the tour?
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Martin Short
And I kind of, I think it's hard to get like an honest laugh from like, to your point, the audience is too hot.
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Martin Short
I wanted to talk to you about the congratulations on winning the SAG Award.
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Martin Short
You are nominated all the time, and you don't win. I never win. And then the time that you win, you're not there.
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Martin Short
Well, I, I, I related not to front door brag, but I have been nominated often and never win. Never.
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Martin Short
From daily routines to life-changing adventures, the Toyota Grand Highlander is up for every grand challenge. Learn more at toyota.com slash grandhighlander. Toyota. Let's go places. Maya and Colin, I'm being asked, would you mind flipping your phones to the side? Yeah. And I know this seems weird, but can you hold your credit cards up to the screen too?
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Martin Short
Only one, but I think I've been nominated. Let me pretend to not know the number. Um, No, but it is something in the 20s.
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Martin Short
But I was thinking about you because I know for me, every single time, no matter how much I've... tricked my brain into knowing who cares. It doesn't matter. Like there's this weird physiological moment that happens when you're just the split second where you're thinking, maybe I'll have to go up there. Maybe I'll have to give a speech. Does that happen to you?
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Martin Short
No, but I mean, I was bummed to see you not be up there, but I was wondering if you cared.
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Martin Short
And I agree. You either have to kind of free ball it and just be, you know. off the top of your head and just talk about how you're feeling or you have to have really good jokes. The in-between is stressful.
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Martin Short
Yeah, right. That would be, would that be the kind of thing that would keep you up at night?
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Martin Short
How did you guys, I mean, I'm sure you've told this story many times in other places, but never to me.
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Martin Short
Mike Myers here. Yeah. I like to not settle in until I find the alpha in the room.
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Martin Short
But the only murders, how did Selena get, like, how did you guys get her? Was she attached with you at the same time?
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Tina Fey
Hey everyone, this is Amy Poehler. This is the first episode of my podcast. Thank you for being here. I like to be five or six years late to any trend. It only gets better from here, or it only goes down from here. I don't know. We'll see. I just want to make it clear. I am not an expert. I'm not a therapist. I'm not here to change your life. I don't care if you get any better.
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Tina Fey
And we're lucky enough to still like each other and want to tour together. So we're going to talk and hang out. And like any good hang, you want to make sure that anyone's invited. So without further ado, here are some of my fave people, Seth Meyers,
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Tina Fey
I traveled 45 minutes each way. I mean, we talk about work a lot in when we're together. I think we work together really well. What is your relationship to work and has it changed?
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Tina Fey
Right, that's a luxury. Is getting to realize I only, if I can, want to work with people who I know will not think that... Chaos is how to be creative.
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Tina Fey
Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch, and Zarna Garg, a great stand-up and friend who's been joining Tina and I on the road, and see if they have any questions for Tina, anything they think I should ask her. And honestly, I just want to check in and see if they think this is a good idea. This episode is presented by the Toyota Grand Highlander.
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Tina Fey
And we have seen and worked at places, and this is no big scoop, like SNL is one of them, where people come in with their system of how they like to work. And they're like people when they're nervous or insecure are often not at their best. And the way they act is wild because they're nervous or insecure.
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Tina Fey
like where I'm being directed by someone who doesn't quite know what they're doing or there's but there's no one telling us what to do there's no one in control I have that grouchiness where I feel like I'm going to I'm either going to have to take over here or I'm going to have to check out and I've been in a couple projects where like week one I'm like oh no like we don't have a captain like this ship is going down and you can see months ahead yep
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Tina Fey
How do you, yeah, I don't know, how do you, you just kind of, I guess you just watch funny videos in your trailer?
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Tina Fey
But, like, hold on. I'm going to take a lip balm break. Do it up. Because I need, my lips are dry.
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Tina Fey
I mean, I guess this is friendship is letting your friend use their. Laneige, I know about this because I have a middle schooler. I love Laneige. I mean, the question is, like, how well do you have to know someone to let them stick their finger in your lip?
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Tina Fey
Okay, you don't want to? I don't want to. Interesting. Well, I'll think about that all day.
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Tina Fey
Like a man who's worried about like, I don't shake hands. It's like, you're a man.
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Tina Fey
Yeah, you're the one with poop on your hands. You're the one. Like who said anything about poop on their hands until you did? I don't know. But we know a couple of people that are germaphobes. We have to watch out. That's the thing we have to watch out for in our 50s is the thing that was like our cute eccentricity becomes our genuine mental illness.
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Tina Fey
And I said this before, which is I feel like Amy came this close to being... A Karen.
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Tina Fey
The woman that called the guy that was birdwatching was named Amy. At the same time, Amy Coney Barrett was up and running or getting up and running. There was a lot going on with Amy. We missed it by an inch. Yeah.
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Tina Fey
yeah but is there anything you feel like you see me doing that you should like i should be careful about warn you about that's a good question i think that is what women do for each other is they say like hey you know like you know the pills that you take for your for flying you shouldn't take them when you're not flying well my chair made a fart sound that wasn't me um uh
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Tina Fey
Well, I know that I like I play this game with my friends. It's be fun game to play together, which is like, what is the version of you? That's like your biggest fear you will turn into.
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Tina Fey
I want to write it down and show it to you. By the way, I have my computer here, you know, because that's what people do with podcasts is they have their computer.
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Tina Fey
Yeah, I know. And you have one window open with porn. I wish we could do the whole podcast where I say really, like, the wrong information about everything and then I pretend to look it up and I verify it in front of you. Oh, also, I wish I was just smoking weed the whole time. What if I just start lit up a joint? Okay. Okay.
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Tina Fey
Learn more at toyota.com slash grandhighlander. Toyota. Let's go places.
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Tina Fey
And people go, we don't need it. And you go, we do need it. We do need it. But you have incredible hair. I feel like you should have a hair campaign. And also, I always am pushing you to have a glasses line. Why do you not have a glasses line?
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Tina Fey
Yeah, I know what you mean. Like, if I had a rosé... If you... Yeah.
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Tina Fey
Well, get... You should stop because this is the thing that you have to have a million. You have to have glasses.
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Tina Fey
To give to my child. Yeah. You're saying you worry about turning into a woman as you get older that is like a strident, opinionated, here's how it works, babe.
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Tina Fey
And just— Because I just think as an exercise, it's fun to think about our personalities. Like, the thing that, like, got us here, that we're here sitting in front— Like, you and I are lucky enough to have a lot of years behind us, hopefully more years in front of us, working, getting to try all this different stuff. Yeah.
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Tina Fey
Money only can fix your 80s and 90s so much. That is the thing. We've hung around a lot of wealthy older people, and the thing that they cannot get over is that they're going to die. Yeah. Like that's the thing. They can't believe it. But who's your guy? Who do I call? Yeah. Yeah. And it's like no one. You call God. Yeah. You call him on the phone and say. Yeah. But sorry.
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Tina Fey
He says welcome to hell. And God says welcome to hell. Okay. But do you want to talk about Four Seasons for a second, by the way? Sure. Because it is coming out. And Coleman Domingo is a prince on this earth. Oof.
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Tina Fey
They only did it once? I think they only did it once. And was it bigger than a regular interview?
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Tina Fey
I know, this is a very typical Dratch entry. Dratch's headphones look like, hmm, you know when you're trying to untangle Christmas lights?
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Tina Fey
That's exactly, truly what we're trying to do here because I can't, my nervous system cannot take me. Well, two things. My nervous system cannot take it compared to the rest of the world. Yes. And also I feel like there's this weird sometimes – I mean you are the exact – you're the example of not doing this I think.
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Tina Fey
You like – everything you make is hard jokes and hard comedy and always really, really funny. But a lot of times women specifically are asked to like – Be, like, nurturing caretakers in spaces. Like, be teachers. And when we were thinking about this podcast, it was like, all the guys get to just, like, goof around and have fun. And it'd be, like, straight comedy escapism.
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Tina Fey
I don't have advice for you. I just want us to have fun and lighten up a little. And I don't know. I want us to feel like there's a way to have laughs amid all of the craziness that is life. So if you're listening to this while you're working out or folding laundry or maybe you're sitting in your car avoiding your kids –
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Tina Fey
And our stuff has to be, I don't know, about menopause. Which also is important.
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Tina Fey
But TV doesn't really, like there's no TV anymore, right? It's all just like articles about TV. Like TV itself isn't on.
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Tina Fey
It's TikTok about TV shows that aren't on. So what is the thing that you do? Where do you go to escape? What is like the video that you watch, the person that you watch?
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Tina Fey
Just the sound of untangling headphones is great for like a first podcast and stuff.
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Tina Fey
Yeah. Paul Meskel started that. Like, he's the ultimate famous rugby bill.
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Tina Fey
And then have you seen in rugby where they have to pick each other up with their underwear? No, so in rugby, there's a move where the men, to get the other one taller... You know, like to basically, it's almost like if you're hoisting somebody up. Yeah. They grab basically their shorts and underwear.
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Tina Fey
And then that's how they get it up. And there's videos. And I'm not saying that my algorithm has necessarily taken up on this. But I have seen them enough to now I do get them. Where men grab each other by the waist. It's very feminine. It's actually like. Balletic. Yes, it looks like a lift. Yeah.
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Tina Fey
Maybe I should reintroduce everybody since we're all on mic here. Zarna Garg, Seth Meyers, Fred Armisen, Rachel Dratch. Welcome to Good Hang. Thank you for being. It's great to be here.
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Tina Fey
But they grab each other and lift each other up and then their penis, their dicks are right in the line of their face. But it's totally fine. I mean, it's fine either way. Of course it is. I just mean that everyone's happy. There's no, everyone's doing exactly what they want to do.
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Tina Fey
Can we just go down the line and have everyone clap? We really need you guys to clap.
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Tina Fey
We're right now not... He's not thinking about us at all. No. He doesn't know what we call each other. In private? Jost, who... Talk about a narc. Jost, when we met Jost... Did you say a narc or an arc? An arc. Okay. Talk about a narc. What a narc. I was smoking weed and Jost called the police and I was like, fucking narc. No. Talk about having an arc.
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Tina Fey
Baby Jost, as we used to call him, we met him... We went up to the Harvard Lampoon. Oh, see? That's where we met him? That's, I think, where I met him.
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Tina Fey
Maybe we should just tell the story. So the Harvard Lampoon invites you up, and they kind of roast you.
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Tina Fey
But you and I, many times over the years, many times have had this moment where we've turned to each other and loved or hated something at the same time. And this was definitely an example where we both were like, we're not, we don't like this. and they make you go through this kind of initiation. And, I mean, I wasn't in a sorority in college. No, me neither. And I don't get it.
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Tina Fey
But they made you go through a whole thing, and then they brought us into a big, giant room, and they kind of roasted us. Yeah. And... We had – I think we had a lot of fun in how much we, like, did not engage. We all didn't like it. Didn't like it. But baby Jost was there.
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Tina Fey
I don't remember him – we didn't get a Jost roast, but – No, he was always a – But he went on to –
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Tina Fey
Yeah. Since then, you know, because you and I both have like blue collar. Yeah. I guess rage. What would you call it? Like or at worst chip on our shoulder.
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Tina Fey
I remember having two more Harvard experiences and both involved what I felt like, like like sniveling guys roasting me because one was the hasty pudding where you really do kind of, you know, you know what you're getting into and they kind of come out and roast you.
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Tina Fey
Why does anyone go? I don't know. But I really did my homework on that one, and I had really good jokes that I was proud of. Oh, that's good. And I really crushed them. And then I was asked to give one of those speeches at Harvard, and one of the kids... I mean, I've gotten this more than once, and I hope this isn't awkward for you, for me to say it in front of you, but...
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Tina Fey
Definitely, like, people like to say, like, you're the poor man's Tina Fey. Oh, God. I know. And so... But this kid said it right before I went up, so I gave him the finger. Which... Everyone was shocked about it. And I don't know who is the right... I mean, I did it, I guess. But I go, fuck you. And again, I was like, you're on a dais, Amy. Like, this is a... But then, fuck Harvard.
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Tina Fey
Fuck Harvard. I mean, those fucking assholes. But thank you for inviting me. It was a real honor.
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Tina Fey
Yeah, definitely is the kind of thing where, like, people go to award shows and they get mad that they're getting the award. It's like, if you really don't like it, don't go. Don't go. But I did go and was happy to give a speech. Okay. Lastly. Yeah. Just to kind of get started on this podcast, I had on Zoom, I had Dratch, Seth, and Fred, and Zarna. Uh-huh. And they all got into Zoom.
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Tina Fey
And I said, I'm interviewing Tina. What should I ask her? Oh, my gosh. And it was great because everyone was very excited. And, of course, I just want you to know the most hilarious thing was Dratch could not get her laptop to turn on or her headphones to work. And then while we were recording, the doorbell rang and her dog started barking because she had ordered food.
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Tina Fey
So there wasn't much content that we can use. So were there questions for that? But there were a couple questions, which is what makes you laugh. We went into that.
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Tina Fey
You can make that, get that audio. You should trademark that audio and make merch. And then the other thing that Zarna had, Zarna was like, you never get asked, Tina never gets asked girly questions, which is so funny. I mean, do you feel like you don't get asked girly questions? I don't know.
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Tina Fey
Fred wanted to know... Fred's like, oh, also, by the way, you know, Fred does a great Tina impression.
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Tina Fey
You've never seen his impression? No, I've never seen it. What do you mean? I feel like he's done it to you. He does a thing where he mumbles, but when he comes up, the thing about Fred Armisen, his impressions are never, like, they never make you feel bad. Yes. At least in my experience. Like, they just feel like they're kind. Yeah. Which is hard to do. But he comes up with, like, a script. Yeah.
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Tina Fey
It's more physicality than anything else where he comes up with a script and he goes, hey, buddy, I just want to look at it. And you're giving a thought with the script, holding the script to your body, and you can't hear what you're saying.
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Tina Fey
Well, remember Shy Ronnie, Andy Samberg's character on that? Maybe there's a little Shy Ronnie. Anyway, Fred wanted to know, last question maybe we can talk about.
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Tina Fey
Really cool guy. And coming back around, if Fred has Don Faye originals, I have in my children's bedrooms, I have paintings done by Barbara Jost, Colin Jost's grandmother. That's awesome. That's cool.
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Tina Fey
If you are listening to this, when it comes out, Tina and I are going to be on the road. Yes, look for us at a theatrical venue near you. We have a bunch of dates all over the U.S., and it's been so fun, and we're going to have our buddies out there with us. Is it TinaAmy.com? TinaAndAmy.com? You would think I would know. We would know. I think so. I think it is TinaAndAmy.com. I think so.
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Tina Fey
But go check it out. Check out our dates. Come see us. And hopefully we'll continue to work together for another 30 years. I hope so. Me too. Love you. I love you too. Thank you. So, you know, that's our first episode of Good Hang. Thank you, Tina, for coming. I did actually learn. I did learn that she learned things that I didn't know after 30 years.
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Tina Fey
That she obviously is in an emotional affair with her local newscasters. And that's a problem. And I should let her husband know. We are at a point in the show, the end of the show, where we're going to do something called the Polar Plunge, which is really simply I'm going to talk about stuff that makes me laugh and like where we're finding joy and lightness these days.
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Tina Fey
And so to add to that before we go. I just want to say that check out my favorite sketch on SNL, the one that I returned to over and over again during COVID, during tough times in my life, when I was feeling especially down.
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Tina Fey
The first Debbie Downer, the Lindsay Lohan episode when they're at Disneyland, that sketch to me is the perfect example of how a good laugh can completely change your day, your week, your life. And why it is so funny to me,
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Tina Fey
is that the great Rachel Dratch, whose comedic stylings and physical comedy we experienced at the beginning of this episode, when she couldn't get her headphones on, when Rachel is trying to stick the landing and get those jokes out, and we know that it's going to be followed by the sound effect, and the audience has this moment where we're all in it together, that moment is still thrilling to watch.
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Tina Fey
So do yourself a favor, because... Yes, Rachel cracks up. And, you know, when people crack up, it can be funny or sometimes it can be annoying or whatever. And, you know, I grew up with Carol Burnett and, like, loved watching the play that they all had and how they were all trying to kind of get each other to laugh. But what's so funny about Debbie Downer in that scene and why...
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Tina Fey
I truly watch it for serotonin boost is because Rachel knows what's coming and she tries her best to keep a straight face. And that she's like bursting like a silent film star. And anyway, that's what's making me laugh today. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss-Berman, and me, Amy Poehler.
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Tina Fey
The show is produced by The Ringer and Paper Kite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Kat Spillane, Kaya McMullen, and Alea Zanaris. For Paper Kite, production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell, and Jenna Weiss-Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.
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Tina Fey
Oh, my God. Okay. So my first guest is Tina. Tina Fey. And you all know Tina really well. So I guess my question to you is, what would you want to hear her talk about on this podcast or any podcast? She doesn't do a lot of them.
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Tina Fey
Maybe you're listening to this, I don't know, in your in-law's basement next to the Bowflex machine and it's Christmas and you're questioning the choices you've made in life. Whatever it is, this is a show here to have fun and make you laugh and I'm not here to judge. Okay, so my guest today is Tina Fey. Tina is my wife, really, in life.
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Tina Fey
Ask her the dress question, Seth. I'll ask her. And can you do it? Can you whisper it in like a phone call late at night?
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Tina Fey
I know you guys, your time is limited, so I won't keep you much longer. But just before we go, you are all doing tons of podcasts, hosting them, in them. What advice do you have for me as I launch?
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Tina Fey
Is it is it that sounds kind of leading the witness a little bit?
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Tina Fey
Everyone's got to go. It means the world that you guys did this. Thank you for letting me start. This is like the ground floor. Thanks for being there for me with this and so many other things. I can't wait to see you all in person very soon. I really love you guys. Thanks so much for doing it.
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Tina Fey
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Tina Fey
Tina, thank you for being on the first official podcast that I have ever done for Good Hang. It is my absolute pleasure. I really, really appreciate it, buddy. You have done many things for me over the years, including getting most of the jobs that I have, helping me get most of the jobs that I have and the career that I have. But this means the most.
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Tina Fey
But I am kind of nervous. Why? Well, I mean, I guess it's funny to talk to your friends that you've known for so long and then interview them, I guess. We should probably I guess we should probably picture this as like I'm going to picture that there's a room full of like I'm going to picture like there's an audience. OK, because I'm not just Jenna.
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Tina Fey
Hmm. Do you remember the character that Kenan did on SNL where he was a guy saying, just fix it? Remember he was like a New Yorker that just kept going, fix it.
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Tina Fey
She is my comedy partner in many ways, and she has... You know, I talk about it in the podcast a little bit, but she has been... Along this journey with me, we've really experienced a lot of things together at the same time in life. Sometimes I feel like Tina and I are kind of a group with two members. And we've had a lot of parallel things happen at the same time. kids and TV shows and career.
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Tina Fey
Oh, God. Have you ever? I mean, I think I know the answer to this, but I feel like I've never got really gotten a job from an audition ever. Ooh. You feel like you've gone into an audition for something and nailed it and been like, I got it.
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Tina Fey
There was a casting director in Chicago, who shall not be named, who was a commercial casting director, and I had kind of wonky teeth. So it was this kind of thing where we'd go out for this, remember the term bite and smile? Yes. So you'd pretend a bite into a hamburger, and then you'd smile. Yeah. Yeah, and it could change your life. You could pay for like three years of your low rent. Yeah.
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Tina Fey
And I knew right away that with my teeth, I was never going to get a bite and smile. Like, there's no way a brand would be associated with my teeth. And this casting director, just to get to know people, would ask them, what's your most embarrassing moment?
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Tina Fey
Yes, yeah. And I had a full, like, I got probably nervous in that moment. But I was like, no, thank you. I, like, didn't want to tell her my most embarrassing moment.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
Hi, everyone. This is Amy Poehler. Welcome to another episode of Good Hang. We have the great Ike Barinholtz joining us today. Ike is a hilarious, warm, funny mountain of a man that I met back in Chicago many years ago. And I work with him on the movie Sisters. You might know him from The Mindy Project.
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Ike Barinholtz
Yeah. You know, I mean, I just find your brain, your brain so huge. You're super, super smart guy. I mean, we'll get to it. But you basically won. I mean, you won Jeopardy.
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Ike Barinholtz
So when you were first in Chicago, and by the way, I'm wearing Chicago Wall Street.
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Ike Barinholtz
We love Dave Stassen. We love Dave Stassen, folks. Your writing partner, co-creator. Wonderful man. With you of Running Point. Yes. Great show that's coming out, or out, is out. It's out. It's out with Kate Hudson, Mindy Kaling also producing on that. And you guys are huge basketball fans. We've talked a lot about basketball. Can we talk about the Bulls?
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Ike Barinholtz
Do you remember the first time you saw Michael Jordan and did you ever meet Michael Jordan?
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Ike Barinholtz
That's creep territory. That's not pervert. That's creep. That's creep. That's true.
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Ike Barinholtz
Well, as we continue to talk about sports, I just want to say that underneath my Chicago Bulls sweatshirt is this guy. It's going to be a Boston Celtics shirt. Yeah, it is going to be a Boston Celtics shirt. Look at this.
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Ike Barinholtz
That was the 80s Celtics wore the 90s Bulls for us. Yes. Yeah, yeah. They kept us going for a really long time.
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Ike Barinholtz
Bill Simmons. Bill Simmons. Bill, we cannot wait to see this documentary. Do you know he's from Boston, Bill Simmons? Yes, of course. I'm joking.
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Ike Barinholtz
Bostonians are like Canadians. Bostonians are like, love to say they're from Boston and they know everyone from Boston. Canadians are the same way.
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Ike Barinholtz
They're like, you know, Brian Adams is Canadian. It's like, okay.
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Ike Barinholtz
A little dab will not do you. A little dab will do you in.
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Ike Barinholtz
Oh, my God. You do a lot of things really well. You write. You produce. You write. act and they're all like you you have a lot of skills that you can do really well how do you I guess the question is like which one right now is the one that's like
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Ike Barinholtz
turning you on the most which is the one that like because you just were in as an actor my erotic photography and it's a problem i can't believe i said turning you on why did i say that i'm i'm so bad at this i've just started i i seriously don't know how to ask questions like what are questions Hey, there's one. That's a question. What are questions?
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Ike Barinholtz
Because on it, but, but I guess what I'm trying to get at is people, I don't think enough people know how much you write. I'll say that.
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Ike Barinholtz
You have so much time until they're teenagers. Yeah. They're still little.
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Ike Barinholtz
Yeah, I don't think, you know, maybe for people that aren't too aware, when you're on set filming something, it's kind of when you have the least amount of control of your time. You have to surrender completely. And you're looking at a 12-hour... hour day.
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Ike Barinholtz
I remember with Parks, I mean, the best thing about it was the immersion into the world. And the worst thing about it was just so much time away. Like I really had to figure out how to, Um, balance having little kids and being on set. It is not easy.
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Ike Barinholtz
All right, well, we'll get to Ike because you both have worked with him in various ways, and I'm going to talk to him and interview him in just a few minutes. He's going to be so happy, by the way, that you did this, so thank you.
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Ike Barinholtz
Okay, and then to get to the other thing that you're doing, because I'm very excited to watch this. The studio.
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Ike Barinholtz
Katherine Hahn is, she's a good example of someone I met in my 40s. You know, you think you've kind of met your friends for life, and Katherine and I, we just kept hearing about each other, and I was a big fan of her work, and I knew her work, and then She came on Parks and Paul Rudd was like, you don't know Katherine Hahn? And he said, oh, you two are going to.
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Ike Barinholtz
And we just immediately, and she is one of my dearest friends and so funny and so talented.
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Ike Barinholtz
You know why? Because her applause into the kissy kissy. Yes.
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Ike Barinholtz
It did a little bit of witches, witches, kissy kissy witches.
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Ike Barinholtz
Who would be the guy that we would like to see you kiss in wizard kiss?
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Ike Barinholtz
I'm going to say, who would we want to see you kiss in Wizard Kiss? It would be like.
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Ike Barinholtz
Oh, my God. I would binge. He's adorable. If you and Timothee Chalamet kissed in a new show called Wizard Kiss.
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Ike Barinholtz
We did a satirical podcast together called The Chris Chapman Do-Over, where he played a podcast host that, well, is not great. He wasn't great, but he was trying his best. He's the co-creator of a great new show called Running Point with Mindy Kaling. And he is the star of The Studio, which is out now on Apple. And we're going to talk to him about that.
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Ike Barinholtz
And it's like, you guys are casting spells. And every once in a while you go.
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Ike Barinholtz
Okay, and I promise we'll cut this part because I could talk about it forever. But, you know, I'm kind of into the Enneagram, which is this, like, thing that tells what personality you are. And Ike is at Enneagram 3. So is Jenna, our producer. So is Tina. So is Seth. Achiever, right? Threes are like, get it. Win.
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Ike Barinholtz
I would say that Timmy's speech is ultimate Enneagram three energy. He recently gave a speech at the SAG Awards where he basically said, I want to be the greatest. Yeah. I loved it.
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Ike Barinholtz
beard and I'm like too bad yeah did Erica like it your wife I think at first it was kind of like oh this is nice she's like oh there's a stranger in the house she's like oh no don't chase me don't chase me don't chase me the money's in the safe leave me alone Oh, fine. I'll take off clothes. Fine. For every five minutes. She says some long, complicated thing.
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Ike Barinholtz
For every five minutes, I don't tell you the code to the safe. I'll take off one article of clothing. Bearded man that doesn't live here that's not my husband. And you're like, wait, what's the rule?
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Ike Barinholtz
You brought up Katherine Hahn. And we do this fun thing on Good Hang where – Before we have our guest in, we do a little Zoom, a little fun Zoom with people that know them. Wow. And we talk well behind their back.
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Ike Barinholtz
It's a little bit like, you know, the idea is that you don't really know who's going to show up and who's going to pop in. And so we did a Zoom with Katherine Hahn and- Michelle Obama. And Michelle Obama.
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Ike Barinholtz
With your first wife, Michelle Obama. Oh, yes, yes. And we did it with Katherine Hahn and Emily Spivey. Oh, my God. And we got to talk about you.
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Ike Barinholtz
I know. God, I love Spivey. And they had questions for you. Oh. And Hahn, Spivey's question was about your daughters. Like, what is it like to be the dad of three girls? You know, you're a girl dad, as they would say.
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Ike Barinholtz
But I have a vision of like, you know, Peyton Foster getting married.
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Ike Barinholtz
Sorry, no, not to each other. And you, first of all, you love to cry. You're a big crier.
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Ike Barinholtz
And that might, I don't know if that's a girl dad thing, but it's definitely an Ike thing. Yeah, yeah. You love to cry. Yeah. I feel like, and I have this vision of you dancing with one of them and then the other sisters tapping out. Like that's.
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Ike Barinholtz
And I'm like, that would be good. I think we're similar in this way, which is you, you live very big, you take big swings and you love that about people. And you are definitely that kind of person. You're a party pumper. I think we both are. I'd like to say we share that in common. We like a good time. We like trying to, like get, get the party going, the energy going.
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Ike Barinholtz
Like I've been to a million parties with you, small and big. And when Ike shows up, like, it's like, we're, we're getting started.
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Ike Barinholtz
Yeah. And have you always been like that? Do you think that just like, that was your from day one vibe?
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Ike Barinholtz
You really are. I really am. And let me just ask anybody under the age of 53 about Ronnie Dangerfield. Okay, let's take a water break.
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Ike Barinholtz
I love my Stanley so much. I know it's basic. Well, maybe not. Stanley, if you're a sponsor, it's not basic. It's not basic. It's the opposite. It's a wonderful way to drink. But if you're not a sponsor, I know it's kind of basic bitch Stanley stuff, but there's something about the weird like baby bird gerbil thing you have to do where you have to go. That's so satisfying. It's strange.
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Ike Barinholtz
So I feel like you're like you're Emily and Han and I were talking about this about you, about your. Thank you.
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Ike Barinholtz
Hansi, by the way, if you have in any way turned off your AC, feel free to turn it on.
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Ike Barinholtz
Yeah, we're just using context clues like from her window to try to figure out where she is.
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Ike Barinholtz
I just got a lot of hot takes. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just a dumbass. And I would say also with women, women are asked to also give tons of supportive advice and life advice in a way that if you missed it, you'd be like, well, I imagine they're a certified therapist. Yes. And you look at them and you're like, oh, no, they used to own a gym.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
I like the ones that are like, and by the way, I'm the biggest sucker for this too. I am the audience, but I like people that are like top five ways to, To, you know, top five ways to forgive your partner. It's like, number one, take a moment and realize they didn't mean to do what they did. Number two, make a decision to forgive your partner. You're just like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. You're listening.
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Ike Barinholtz
This is good. This is so good. And it's just, it's so surface level stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just so like, the only way to be happy is to choose to be happy and say to yourself, I'm a happy person. And you're like, yeah, yeah.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
But then you do research and the spine doctor is actually an actor. Yeah. Who played a spine doctor on TV. And he added the word doctor. And if you look a little closely. His last name is doctor. Yeah, it's spelled a little differently. John doctor. John doctor. And yeah, yeah.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
One of the things we're doing on Good Hang is we're just kind of like figuring out, you know, these conversations are an attempt to like feel fun and an escape from a lot of stuff. What do you do? Where do you go? What do you watch? Who do you listen to? What kind of video do you put on? What do you watch to laugh?
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Ike Barinholtz
Yes. His height and his father. He's a tall gentleman. And he also has a dad who is new to the biz that we're going to talk about today. I just want to clarify, you're talking about a show called The Chris Chapman Do-Over, which is on Odyssey, a podcast that we produced, as well as a great podcast that Emily Spivey is the star of called Women Talking About Murder.
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Ike Barinholtz
Do you watch TikTok? I do watch TikTok. You do? I do watch Instagram. Are you a secret TikTok person?
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
Do you like all that macho chef stuff where the guy, like, cooks in the woods and the meat?
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Ike Barinholtz
Thank you so much, Ike Barinholtz, Isaac Barinholtz, your legal name. Thank you so much for being on the podcast. I love you. And you're so hilarious. And check out the studio, which is coming out soon or already out, depending on when this is out.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
But I just want to end by saying, you know, when we do the polar plunge, we want to dip into something that changes the chemistry in our brain and makes us Come alive. And I wore my Chicago Bulls sweatshirt today, but really at the end of the day, I'm a Celtics girl. Grew up watching the Celtics and love them.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
And if you have not checked out the great documentary, it's Bird vs. Magic, about Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and their incredible friendship, rivalry, competitive relationship, whatever you want to call it, highly suggest it. It's excellent storytelling, and it's about the two greatest players ever. I know, Michael Jordan. Okay, thank you so much for listening to Good Hang.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
We love that you're here, and we'll catch you next time. All I ever wanted was a really good hang.
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Ike Barinholtz
And they were both with the great Liz Kukowski. And Liz and I also made The Chris Chapman Do-Over with our producer Jenna here. And Those are two great examples of like our love of podcasts and us trying to do comedic versions of styles that we love. And in the one that Ike did, Ike plays one of those guys who can't, get it right.
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Ike Barinholtz
And so he has to keep apologizing for the thing he said the week before. And Ike was so good at playing a guy who was trying to learn from his mistakes, but who had hot takes and he had to save them.
Good Hang with Amy Poehler
Ike Barinholtz
Okay. So the last question I'll ask and let you guys go. Thank you so much for this is I'm talking to Ike and what do you think I should ask him?
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Ike Barinholtz
Yes. Which I think is so cute. Yes. Him and his wife, Erica, are awesome and awesome parents. And yeah, Spivey, you and I have boys. So it feels very different.
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Ike Barinholtz
Ike is amazing, and as always, we like to take a minute before we start to talk about people that know Ike or might know Ike's work and want to talk to me about questions they think I should ask him. So let's get on Zoom, and let's talk to two queens, Emily Spivey, writer at SNL, and Katherine Hahn, actress and hot bitch extraordinaire. Woo!
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Ike Barinholtz
Wait, what is everyone's birth order on this call? Where are you and your fam? I'm oldest of three and I have two younger brothers.
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Ike Barinholtz
Amy, you always seem like the oldest in your family. I am the oldest. So I have to say, because I am. I'm older than my parents. I know.
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Ike Barinholtz
But Ike is the oldest in his family. I know that. And his younger brother is also an actor. So it's just two brothers. And his dad. And now his dad.
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Ike Barinholtz
I love a man who likes to eat. I don't trust a man who, who doesn't eat. It's weird.
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Ike Barinholtz
Thanks. And I can't wait. We can't wait to have you guys on this too. And so that we get to talk well about you behind your backs too. So, okay. Love y'all. Miss you. All right. Love you guys. Good to see you, Han.
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Ike Barinholtz
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Ike Barinholtz
Wait, this is the fake food. This is fake food from my house. Oh, my God. Look at the garlic.
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Ike Barinholtz
Oh, really? Why don't you open it up? Wow, there's actually a... There's a weird Japanese Nutri-Grain thing in there.
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Ike Barinholtz
Oh, you know what? Can we talk about that? You know that we have a theory that there's a difference between pervert and creep.
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Ike Barinholtz
This is exactly why I wanted you here. We've got Ike Bernholtz, and we're off to the races.
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Ike Barinholtz
Yeah. And perverts, you know, people are so afraid of creeps that I think they can overcorrect and they can scoop up perverts.
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Ike Barinholtz
When I hear the word pervert, I go like this. Like, for those people that are listening and not watching, I just get a little smile on my face. Like, a little pervert.
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Ike Barinholtz
You know, someone who's just like, I don't know, doing their thing. Again, consensual adults.
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Ike Barinholtz
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Ike Barinholtz
Sitting on cakes, and they all like whatever they like to do. No cake shame. I do not cake shame.
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Ike Barinholtz
No thank you. And it's kind of like good art. Like, you know it when you see it. You know the difference between a pervert and a creep. Do you think that we have a higher tolerance for perverts because of our age?
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Ike Barinholtz
I think what you're trying to say is that every creep started as a pervert, but not every pervert becomes a creep.
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Ike Barinholtz
You said that to me at the Mark Twain Awards. When you gave When we gave each other awards at the Mark Twain Awards.
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Ike Barinholtz
You worry. Yeah. I have so much fake hair in my head right now. And it's wild. Like if I took it all out right now and laid it on the table, it would look like... a regular person's hair, but I need so much fake hair to look like I have even normal hair.
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Ike Barinholtz
He said it out loud. That's never a good sign when your teacher says out loud.
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Ike Barinholtz
Oh, my God. How much – you started when you were 18? I was 18.
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
We did not drink water growing up. No one talked about water. And ever. Are you being serious? Yes. In school, no one made us drink water. No one talked about water. Water was not a thing. You would go to the water fountain and you would drink and drink and drink. Because you were so thirsty.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
you didn't realize no water bottles no you didn't have like maybe at a soccer game they would have water maybe but it was like or like Gatorade or Powerade which is poison your parents never checked right never said did you drink water they never brought water there was never now I'm obsessed with water yes do you have one of those those jugs that says the time of day I did have that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
That's good. And it was positive reinforcement. Like, you're doing it. You're doing great. You're almost there or whatever.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
You know what I'm saying? No, I have a basic bitch, like white girl Stanley that I love because I like to sip it like a gerbil. Like I like the straw and I like to be like...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Don't forget about milk, babe.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
You would chug a glass of milk. At least. Once a day.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Not only have we not forgotten about it, but as a woman of that age, all my friends are getting bone density tests.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
And we are, and everything is coming home to roost because a couple of things you get, I didn't know this. You get all your calcium before the age of 30. Number one. Number two, if you are fair skin, like myself, you don't get enough sun. You don't get enough vitamin D. Vitamin D, you should be taking it. You're pretty screwed.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
You guys might be okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
But, and also there's these things in LA that I'm obsessed with that I want to go to, which are like, they're like salons for people who have osteopenia, which is pre-osteoporosis, where you just, you know, you have to do heavy lifting now. Like now I have to lift weights.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Yes. And so you have to take your calcium and you have to do weights. And so there's like programs where it's like you do leg presses, you do whatever. And it's just designed for women my age who are smart enough to get their bone density tests. And they're like, I have a little bit of, you know, osteopenia in my hips. I need to do leg presses.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
So I know a lot about osteoporosis.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
There's penia and osis, or penia and porosis. So one is pre, one is you got it. And there's things you can do. But you kind of like, you know, our bones stopped growing at like 18.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
It is wild that as a woman, you go through being like a sex object and then maybe a mother and then maybe like menopause. And then they're like, and on your way out, you need to eat 45 grams of protein a day and lift very heavy weights or all your bones will break.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
And you're like, what?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
You're like, this can't be true. I have to go to the gym and lift the heaviest I've ever lifted?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
That would be incredible. That would be incredible. I mean, things are changing, but you know, can you do, I'm sure you can do pushups, right? So they say women need to be able to do like 10 or 11 pushups, real pushups a day. And you got, you're just like, okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
I'll try. It's hard.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Yeah, they're like physical therapy places.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
I agree because my age, I'm the youngest, oldest person.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
I think 30s and 40s, yes.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
30s and 40s are a little tricky because you're like, I'm not as young as I used to be, but I don't feel old. And nobody, like old people dismiss you. They're like, you're 30, whatever. Like, you know, but when you're in your 50s, You're not young, right? And young people do not think you're young. No way. 50 is like a nightmare to them that wakes them up in the middle of the night.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
But you feel young and old people are like, so you're the youngest, oldest person.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
I'm here to tell you that if you enjoy that now, the future is very bright.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Because best decade yet for me, 50s by far best decade. Way better. And also, I have to say to your point, Bowen, like women my age or the age in our 50s, it used to be kind of like maiden mother crone. Those were the maiden mother crone, right?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
And now I think that we've managed to carve out our generation. My generation has carved out a step before Crown.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
And it's kind of like, I'm calling it like boss or something. But at some stage before you become like the wise witch.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Where you are allowed to actually like, you know, enjoy the fruits of your labor, not be so beholden to like external validation and you still like feel good.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Like, well, there is, I kind of, what crone means is like wisdom and, you know, like medicine woman, but it's a tough word.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And they were like- Is it Shakespeare's crone?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, we should rename crone. We should call it like-
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Like a medicine woman.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But I didn't have kids when I was at SNL and I cannot believe the way I socialize. Like SNL is such crazy extroverted social job. You see hundreds of people like during the week and then you have to. do the show. And then you have to host the host. You're hosting the host. Exactly. Then you have to go to the party, which I know is like, oh, go to a party.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
But it is still a work function, even as fun as it is. And I cannot believe like it is so much energy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That I can't believe I did it. I really and I'm glad that I was younger when I did it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Thank you. That was really fun. Really fun. It had to be. And very exciting. And just kind of felt... Yeah. It felt like... There was a feeling during that whole time. Remember when we thought that was a crazy election? Yeah. But there was a feeling that whole time of just... The audience was really paying attention. Everything was... And...
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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when you're really pregnant, giant pregnant, you have a ton of power because people are a little worried for you, but you also, you know, and so we had a lot of fun with it. Like me and Emily Spivey, we wrote a scene about me knocking things over. Emily was also pregnant during the, during that time too. And there was just this feeling, you know, it's kind of like Chekhov's gun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Like, is she going to give birth? Like, yeah.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It was just Amy pregnant as fuck.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yes, and he was really into me. He's so sweet. Here comes little lady making her way. That was the same episode. That was the Josh Brolin episode. And Sarah Palin just came on Update. And she was a really good sport. And she was like, okay, sure, I'll just dance next to you. And I remember thinking... I wonder if her team has really told her what this is, but that's okay. We're going to do it.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I think my pregnancy helped. Like it was like, how can you say no to the lady? And it was so, it was thrilling at the moment. It was really fun. It was really fun. And then I gave birth like, let's see, maybe like four or five days later.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yes. Full circle. That's right. He was just at the show. And him was the host.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh, like Chasing Pavement?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And you were at that show.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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So nice. Thank you for saying that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Well, thank you for saying that. I sometimes feel like I have more gay women that I get that feedback from, which I appreciate. But that's nice of you to say gay men.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
“I’m The Party” (w/ Amy Poehler)
Wow, that means a lot. That's a high compliment. I mean, I feel like for me, the biggest thing that, culturally, that I get a lot of feedback from, especially from gay men, is Mean Girls.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That feels like, especially for the millennials, felt like their version of how to interact with me. More, I think, than SNL and Parks. I don't know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You're right. The outfit, the outfit.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, that was really fun. Those were like when movies, like when they were just like money, money, money, money, movies, movies, movies.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And here's a fun story about that. Will and Arnett and I played brother and sister, but we were actually married in real life. And we, they tested that movie and the testing, they were like, we hate Strawns and Fairchild. They're the villains. What do you mean? They're the villains.
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And I remember the info coming back like, a lot of people don't really like the, and we were like, well, we're the villains, you know, but, but to, to the director's credit, they, I think they kept a lot of it in, but that was really, but yeah, we did tons of auto shoots and that was really big extras.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's a work in progress.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Also, first of all, I was walking in today. I was like, who am I dressed like? And I was like, I'm dressed like Will in Night of the Roxbury.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yes, I'm paying homage. Funny story about that movie. We had to learn how to ice skate. Right. And I knew enough to know. I'm not going to be doing a ton of ice skating in this movie. You know, they had incredible body doubles and face switcheroo technology. And they had really good ice skaters having to do things.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I knew, I was like, I think if I could just fake it from the waist up, I'll be fine.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But they had an incredible professional, like ex-Olympian ice dancer, coach, performer coaching me. Again, it was a time when movies were like, you're going to have to, we're going to, And I was on SNL. And so on the weekends and in the mornings, I would have to go to Chelsea Piers and ice skate. And I remember she was this really, I'm sorry, I forget her name.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I'd be like, wait, what's going on with you? And she'd go, well, we have to get out on the ice. And I go, I know, I know, I know. We have to, we have to train. I'd be like, but how is your daughter? And I would try to get her to talk and the clock would just tick away. And I'd be like, geez, because I, it was so hard to learn.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Bone tired. And also, um, I knew it. I knew I didn't have to know it that well.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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We're going to be on wires.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And I'm never going to get it. And at one point she said to me, you know, if at any point something's hurting, make sure you tell me to stop. We were like practicing. You were like, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Well, I was like, I will.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I am not trying to get a medal here. So I can kind of ice skate, but not that well.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I was, I was like, did a bunch of sports moderately well. Like good trash talker, like out on the field, played softball, played soccer, like a little basketball, like just kind of was like, like the mouth.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Thank you. I was really good at keeping the team up.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And really good at like knowing where the play is. Like a lot of like plays at second, you know, like that. But not, didn't really have the skill. Small. Didn't really have an arm.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yes. And it's amazing that I'm not gay because every picture of me during that time.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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like baby lesbian. But we all did back then. We all did in many ways. But like not a jock. And then was a cheerleader sometimes too. Just kind of a floater to use a mean girl's term.
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I just think, I don't know, it was a different time where you could be okay at softball and play in your local softball league for a long time. But now you have to be like on a traveling team and it's very intense. And parents are involved. Parents have ruined a lot of things. Like when parents show up, they kind of ruin things.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And my generation, my parents, no one went to anyone's, like occasionally went to a game, but there were no like adults taking things over. Everything was a little less stressful. You could try a bunch of things and it wasn't necessarily your identity.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I feel like I'm trying not to be.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Some people, it's their identity, right? Like they're living through their kids, I guess. But, which I mean, you have to be supportive.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah. I love teens.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I love teens. I'm here to say the teen years are my favorite years.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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They're just like interesting people. And also their friends are kind of interesting. And you're like, this is like the black diamond of parenting. This is where it's coming in and you're having big conversations. They're making choices. You're trying to keep them safe. People like focus on the little, the youngins, like the baby stuff and the youngins. But I don't know. There's something.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I think I'm good with teens.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But I feel like you were on TikTok- almost first when you were lip syncing. And then you came in, you dominated, and then you like left.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And you can't find that? You can't put that back out on TikTok?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And you know, Las Culturistas is huge on TikTok.
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I think- I feel like more and more, I mean, even starting this podcast is a good example of that. I'm getting a little less worried about whether or not my timing is right. It's okay.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I feel like if you want to do it, I feel like you can do whatever you want. If you want to, if you don't want to do it, certainly don't.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Do whatever you want. Anytime you want.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah. It should only be fun.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Oh, yeah. I mean, that's where the power lies is post cringe. I mean, you learn that with comedy a lot. You know, you have to just you can't be embarrassed.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah. Cringe Mountain is far behind me.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I don't worry about that at all. Because basically you survive a ton of embarrassments, like death by a thousand cuts. You just realize, I'm okay. It's okay. And then you realize that like, actually the longer in your career, you should be taking more risks and trying new things. And you should be like a little nervous and a little excited.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And the minute you are afraid about being cool, you're screwed.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It does. And, and everyone is so obsessed with themselves. I would so much rather somebody be a little tender Roney and make a cringy mistake than the opposite. Like when people are really cool, I'm like, Oh honey, like when they're trying to be very cool, I get so, I get so stressed for them.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's not easy out there.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But it's the same way with like hosted SNL, like a host that will come in and we'll be like kind of open face sandwich. You'd be like, I'm nervous or whatever, like I'm gonna try. And they give your sketch their all and you're like, I love you forever. But when someone is trying to be cool, you're like, hmm.
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And the coolness, you know, it's so, it's a protective shell. So you kind of feel for them. We've all been there, but it is, it's so fleeting. Like what is, what is cool?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I mean, you guys do kind of define it. Guys, you do kind of define it. And why I'm going to say this, the reason why you define it is because your list is about not being cool.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But it is the coolest list in the world.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And it reminds you that like, we're all like, we're all... like dumb humans. We're dumb.
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That's a love language.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Well, I think it's a very East Coast thing too.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's a very East Coast thing. Like the more I like you, the more I'll tease you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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It's like, it is like a safety thing. I mean, within reason, like you don't want to be bullied.
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Manners are for people we don't know.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah. There's nothing more satisfying than when you can tease someone with love.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And they tease you back and you're like, oh, we're sick. Like we're, this is intimacy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Like hard, like, because when you tease someone the right way, it also means that you see them.
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Right. Like the most delightful thing when someone can like, you know, you know, you're like talking about someone, you're like, I'm so tired. And someone's like, you are? We couldn't tell, you know, like, you're like, like, you just feel so like delighted.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I'm trying to like, I think I'm trying to just kind of, but you know, here's the thing about teens.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You go from producer to consultant. Oh. And that is not my line. That is someone else's line. Someone else said that. But you go from handling your kid's life over like, and scheduling their play dates and getting their stuff and getting like, and making their lunch, all this stuff. It's like, you're in charge to being like,
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I know you didn't ask me, but what I would do is you have to just stand back. You can't you almost can't tell them anything.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Just think about it. When your parents would say something at that age, it would just be like, shut up. So you do the, I don't know, there's a really good technique. I'm super into it. It works for people too. But where you just repeat back to them what they said to you. So I hate my teacher. You hate your teacher.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, because she doesn't listen to us and she's always like giving us assignments we don't like. She's always giving you assignments you don't like. Yeah, you just don't say.
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It keeps pulling the thread and they... talk to you and they're not looking for you to fix it and certainly not to give advice. No. Barf. Like, you know, what you should do or, you know, teachers are really like, they're working really hard these days or whatever. They just want to say it to you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Agree. I did it for a year. I was trying a thing where I would only give advice to people that asked for it. And no one ever asks.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And the other side of that is I'm really egotistical about my advice. I think I have great advice. So I not only don't want advice that I don't ask for, but I like to offer advice that nobody asked for. And then I get a little butthurt when they don't take it. I see. I'm like, you didn't take my advice? Like that's solid gold advice. Yeah.
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And then my therapist was like, why are you giving advice to people that don't ask for it? That's precious advice that you can't just... give out willy nilly. Like be respectful of your own advice. And you can value it. And you can even say like, Are you open to advice? And if they say yes, you go, you know, if I give it, do you think you'll... This advice means something to me. It's like a lot.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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My God, I have such little advice for you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Okay, in what area? Can you ask something specifically about... Or just life advice?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Also, you're so ahead of the game by realizing it's something that you want.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Life is an arrow pointing you to what you want. So, like, by not getting it, you're like, oh, I'm really missing that. I want that. That's interesting. That's, oh, thank you, SNL, for pointing the arrow to what I want.
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And... I think my advice would be try to imagine that it's not binary. It's not like you either have it or you don't. You can't have it there. You can't. The can'ts and shouldn'ts and maybe nots. There's a lot of space in between that not being a place where you could have it and a place where you could have it.
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Very good. So my advice there would be don't lift a finger.
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We're right here. You're doing well. You have enough money. You know, thank God. Very lucky. Take your privilege and get somebody... We ran through my bank account before we started.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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And get somebody to pack everything up for you.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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But do one pass and go through and grab anything... a document, anything that you would sob over if it was lost. Yeah. I mean, sob, not like, I love this chair. I love this bait, whatever. Like go through and go, if this got thrown in the ocean by accident, would it ruin my life? Right. Get those things out. Everything else, let them pack it for you.
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But that's good. You might not be attached to things. That's very healthy.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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There's a thing called Swedish death cleaning. I produced a show about it, which is all about that.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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The gentle art of Swedish death cleaning, which is the Swedes believe one of the things that you can do for your family is you can clear out your stuff before you die. Like, you know, they want less stuff.
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And why not give your stuff away while you're still alive?
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vital and alive and tell people why it means something to you so they can get to know you because what happens in the states is people die they leave all the stuff then you go through your like grandfather's papers and you're like he was you know he he played the tuba like i didn't even know or whatever and so let people know you while you're alive but it's all about minimizing and getting rid of stuff and so maybe you're kind of doing that along the way
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Yeah, he lives in Sweden.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yeah, my brother is the coolest. He's a really funny writer and performer. And he moved to Sweden. He met a woman who lived in Sweden. They got married, they had a kid. And now he's been there forever. God, it must be almost 20 years. He's like a full expat. He lives outside of Stockholm and like speaks Swedish. You know, it's so cool.
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What country would you like to, let's just put it out there.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I just, we were in London and it was so great. Right. But be careful with that London weather. That's all I got to say. That London weather is like Sweden. It is dark. It is a dark, cold country. So just be aware.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I love a UK guy for you. I think so. With a scarf and everything?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You don't like the scarf?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Like a scarf and like an overcoat?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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That's okay. That's like a winter, like a Jude Law winter look like a, like a, what's the guy's name?
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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You know, the guy that did all the movies, like a Richard Curtis, like coming in from the cold.
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Just a gentleman like shaking off the snow, his overcoat.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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What I project upon you that I want for you is a gentleman who's maybe a little sober or whatever. Just like not, he's just like, he's not the main character.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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He's the one that's like, he's just like, look at him go.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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I think that's interesting because I would say for you, you're extroverted person, right? Probably secretly more introverted than we think. Yeah. But an extroverted person who I think it would be nice for you to have like a British Jude law looking gentleman who has the taxi waiting while you work the room. Oh, Has the taxi waiting.
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He's like, ready to go, love.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Yes. There's actually nothing less sexy than someone who doesn't know when to leave a party. Oh, yeah. It's a problem. When someone can't leave a party because they're just kind of waiting for this thing that hasn't happened yet to happen.
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And also, I'm the part. Yeah, hello. Like, what are you waiting for? Exactly.
Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
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Okay, well, you know, you are my favorite podcast. So I've thought about this a lot.
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I love this podcast. And I thought about it a lot. And, you know, I didn't want to overthink it. But I have to say, for me, growing up, there was a woman who... I just related to, she just felt very strong. She had a really specific POV. She kind of asked her what she wanted. She always had good jokes. And that woman was Miss Piggy.
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She, at a time when women were told to be, you know, seen and not heard, she took up space. She was very body positive. She was, yes, at times a little violent. We would, we'd maybe correct that now.
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I completely agree. She often saved the day.
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She said what she wanted. She was like one big intrusive thought. And if you suffered from those, like I did as a kid, you were like, I can't believe she said that out loud. She was always funny. Always. She had really good jokes.
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If you say so. I'm here to tell you.
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Okay. I'm happy to hear it.
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She was such a funny character.
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Look, it was the 70s, right? It wasn't perfect. So at times, Miss Piggy almost felt like, oh, she's a cautionary tale of someone who's too... But the audience did not feel that from her. The Muppet Show, when it would come on, and the, it's time to get things started, and the song would start, as a kid, I was like, this is Hollywood.
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This felt like, this was, you know, I didn't know anyone that was an actor or writer. I'd never seen anyone famous. Something about the Muppet Show was like, there is a place where my jokes and what I like is going to live. And it was get ready for the show. It's like very SNL.
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Because my generation of SNL, the people I like, I was like 10 when Eddie Murphy joined SNL. And I was like 14 when it was like Dana Carvey and Jan Hooks and Phil Hartman. So that was, but the Muppet Show was the first thing
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feeling of there's a show about to be put on yes yes and miss piggy was the star of the muppet show yes she was she was the star she was the she she told everyone what to do and kermie couldn't resist no i mean he he was a little shy and you know she kind of probably spoke for him in a
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Yeah, they flipped. He was kind of a soft boy. Also though, during that time, we also had people like Alan Alda and MASH, right? Who was like so nice. Even though he was so sweet. We had some sweetie pies. It wasn't as masculine all the time as people think.
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Like the 70s, there was some like groovy, like, you know, dads or even like Michael Landon, who was like tough, but like loved his daughter and was kind of sweet. But Kermie... Kermit was very in touch with his feminine side.
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You know why I love Kermit?
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Yes. Kermit was a peacemaker. And as I get older, I'm drawn to people, men especially, who are looking for peace.
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Me too. I want to feel calm. I want to feel safe. And I don't, conflict used to be the way, I'm an Enneagram eight. Do you care about your Enneagram? Oh, I'm a seven. That's right. You're seven. That makes sense. What are you? Four.
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Oh, this is so hard. No one understands you. You're very, it's very hard to, no, fours are like, they're like special romantic. Yeah, fours are dream maker. Like that makes artists.
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So I used to think conflict was how I, and it was often how I got intimate with people. Like, and now I want more peace. I see. And sevens are so much fun.
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But they're so fun.
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And also you're just going to be kind of like, what's the next thing? Like you're definitely for the adventure.
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That, I have a lot of sevens in my life. I love them. For those of you who don't care about enneagrams, whatever, but they're enthusiasts. They're- Enthusiasts, yes. They love things and they love having fun. But a seven's always like, you're like, let's go do this thing. And they're like, is it going to be fun? And you're like, I mean, I guess, I- Fun. Fun is important. Newness is important.
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same I always thought like that my thing was to challenge and buck the system and kind of like push and push and now I'm really I really feel lucky that I'm surrounded by a lot of people who are not that way who are like more peaceful and peacemakers and kind of like a little bit like it could be this it could be that like for the longest time being definitive and like certain and decisive yeah was like safety and now I'm like luckily a little bit more like I don't
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Hi! That was like being at my own funeral.
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Yeah, pretty fast. Yeah.
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I'm all about practicing my backhand. That's my new phrase, which is my forehand has served me so well. It is, I've made a lot of shots. I feel really confident. It's, I'm very, very grateful for what it's gotten me. And now it's time to practice my backhand. What is the thing that I don't really always give as much attention to or practice to? And it's exactly that. It's not...
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Yes, I was dissociating.
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depending on my energy to be the way that people connect with me or like, or that like sparring or conflict is going to be the way in which I can get something done, but just like be a little bit more watery.
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It's something like this where it's like, well, this is a very four answer you're giving right now because
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No, because you're right. You're saying like, you're coming from a feeling place.
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And I'm coming from an action place.
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That's an eight. So the four is like, how can I express my feelings or have these feelings differently? And it's like, what can I do differently? And our work is to like, And I'm so sorry if this is boring for anybody. But our work is to feel more. And your work is to do more. Less feelings, more doing. And mine is more feelings, less doing.
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Oh my gosh, I don't know.
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I think she is definitely an eight. Miss Piggy is kind of an island. She is definitely an Enneagram. That would be fun to do that with all the Muppets.
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I think Kermit's a nine. He's a peacemaker.
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Yeah. He's like, hey guys.
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She never stood a chance against Miss Piggy. I gotta watch this. I did not know that. And do you also remember how public television is so great? Sesame Street. Do you remember when Sesame Street, when I was growing up, there was a character called Snuffleupagus?
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But then they took Snuffleupagus away because it was frustrating kids.
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Like, on the show, yeah, a kid didn't feel believed.
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I did. I got to do something with Elmo, which is really cool.
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We did like a word of the day or something.
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Yeah. And then, you know, and when I like and I loved growing up, I loved we had an Oscar the Grouch alarm clock. Oh, I like Oscar the Grouch.
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Larry David owes a lot to Oscar.
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The alarm clock used to start with, it's going to be a lousy day. Wake up. It's got to. And it was such a Gen X alarm clock. Like you could never do that now. But yeah, I love him. That whole Jim Henson world, I have to say. It has permeated most of my life. Cause you know, also was in the beginning of SNL, but just like those Muppets and puppets are everywhere in my psyche. Yeah. Absolutely.
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That's, that is stressful though because have you ever been with someone who's working a puppet?
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I mean, God bless everyone who works puppets. It's amazing. It's intense.
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And I'm- She's modeled after like Peggy Lee, right?
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Yes. Yeah. And she was also kind of like in drag a little bit. She had like a real vibe of like costumes and, and you always were going into her world and it was like satin and she was very like, she was very feminine. She was a show girl.
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Oh really? And a lot of cultures pigs are really, really revered.
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Are they one of the smart ones?
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Those arms can put up so much shiplap so fast.
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It's hard. And also there is something about, I love interior design. Do you? I love it. It's kind of like a, I don't want to say a hobby, but I love working with people and making spaces and looking at- Making it. I love it.
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And I love looking at like magazines and looking at stuff online. And I find just like what people think is comfortable is so subjective. It's just so subjective. And for me, the eye must rest. My eye must rest.
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So there's like, there was like an organizing show where it was like, what kind of organizer are you? Are you, so let me ask you this. There's four different ways and I'm gonna butcher this, but do you like a room where there's a open shelf and like, you know, your plates and cups and everything, you can see them.
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So there's one where you're like floating shelf and cups and organized well, but visible. One where they're behind a cabinet, organized behind a cabinet. Those are two options. And then also, do you like to have, let's say you're putting away your important piece of paper.
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Do you want to have it in a drawer where you throw it in in a drawer and it's worth all the important papers and you'll organize it later? Or do you want to have a place that it lives every time?
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She's like Dom energy. Like I got it covered and then she's in over her head.
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Some people like to see their stuff and some people like to not see theirs. I think it could be interesting to see my stuff.
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Yes. And what about countertops, tables? Do they need to be clear?
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Get a product line going, Bowen.
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Would love to do that.
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Well, you know what? I'm going to take my own advice. It's never too late. It's never too late. Wait, to do what? To just have a housewares line.
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I've been trying to get Tina to make money off of eyeglasses for her entire life. But she refuses the side hustle.
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I understand. I respect it. Only do what you want to do.
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But you could do it too, Bowen.
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I'm of the same mind as Tina.
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I'm just a sweatshirt with my face. Put my name on the plastic water bottles, whatever. No, yeah, only if you'd be into the design and into the aesthetic of it. But something aesthetic would be interesting and fun to work on.
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I completely agree.
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I completely agree. But at least get AD into that house and get them to walk around and put your bowl of limes. Show them your bowl of limes.
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We wanted to know from you. Should women be in charge? That's what we're here to talk about.
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Limes are so good. Or how about this? A bowl of artichokes.
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If you put artichokes in a bowl, you're a billionaire.
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If you put three artichokes in a silver bowl, you're Elon Musk. You're done.
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Of course you can do that.
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Very seven. Okay. Right. We need to root it down.
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Like where can I go next? Coachella again this weekend.
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Living out of a suitcase.
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Your space has to be, your space is important.
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I love, well, I love right now, my house is a California ranch. So I do like that kind of a tiny bit of Quaker.
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There's a tiny bit of Quaker craft. Like I like a wood, like I like a wood bench with like a patterned cushion. I like like a nice pattern rug with like a black sofa. I like a warm tone chairs that match a warm tone table with like an amber light fixture. I like a bit more masculine.
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Masculine can sometimes be like too much like steel.
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And I'm leaning lately less mid-century and more like a little bit like worn and waspy. I'm trying to do more antique and flea pieces than new pieces.
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I know you guys are big theme park people. I am not.
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My masculine is Al-Anon. Like a very groovy 70s, sweet, loves his wife.
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Once like Dwell came out, like and everything was very like weird table and like, yeah, everything got a little too mid-century and it's very LA.
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In fact, I just did a show in Orlando and she was very excited to get me to go on the rides. And I did not want to go on the rides. I'm not a theme park person.
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I think you're telling an old story about yourself. I think you do have a sense of style.
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I know a lot of men are. A lot of men are.
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Yeah. But do you like, like, I like things to feel nice. Yeah. I love texture. So I have these two chairs in my living room that are upholstered with like that really fuzzy, like.
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And why I like is when I walk by them, I like always touch them.
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But they're a nightmare to clean. Oh, but you know, that's okay. You're not going to be worried about cleaning.
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Sorry. I know it's lame.
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You know what you should do? Just do one room. Just do one room. Like what would be your version of a nice room? Yeah. One room. Yeah, that's great. Just one room.
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I know. You know? And there's seashells. Well, I always say people's houses, people either want to tell you where they've been or where they are. Oh.
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So exactly. So it's like, where have I been? I've like have African masks and I have, you know, saris and I have like all this stuff that I've collected or we are in Denver, baby. And you're going to know it. You're going to know that we are in Colorado. Like it's one or the other.
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Our guide was talking about you too.
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And never sleep on a plant and a mirror.
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And there's like AI now that you can put your room in and it'll tell you all this stuff. It's incredible. Damn, AI.
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People should know that. Have you already spoken about it on the pod?
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And he had the best time with you.
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I think it's she. This is a really interesting experiment about how we see ourselves and how do we want people to see us.
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But you know, don't you deserve to be in focus?
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Absolutely. Doesn't one deserve to be in focus?
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And also, it's an incredible picture of you.
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And it's a great picture of you too. But I mean, I would try to get in focus. You had said maybe AI can get you in focus. And you were saying, I don't know if I want that.
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This is all AI. Everything is all made of AI.
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Disney World is overwhelming.
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And too many, like too far away.
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You lost the teens at the end with the video game.
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Yeah, it's okay. It's okay.
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And I agree with you about trampolines.
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Broken bones. You know where you're going to end up? The pit.
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Well, you know what? I think we are. We're giving.
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That was incredible.
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This is hard to do this third. I just have to say because you guys are so good at this.
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Have you ever done someone's than they if you've done what they were going to do?
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I was sweating on yours because I have a little bit of crossover. Tiny Matt.
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I'm also at an age where I don't want to be shook anymore. Like I don't want to be so sure.
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Nothing bad, nothing bad.
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I don't like being nauseous. I don't like the lack of control. It definitely feels like I never get to the, it's like when people say when you get a runner's high and you never happen. That's what it feels like at those theme parks, which is like, aren't you feeling it? Yeah. And you're like, I'm so sorry. I'm not. I don't know.
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And I'm going to say NBC, I think you can monetize this.
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Why don't you have a competition? And people can vote like American Idol as to which cast member gets to say the shit. Oh my God. So you can be like, if you want Bowen to say it, you know, text 0032 on your phone and let Bowen say it.
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Well, you could treat it like vacation days. You don't use it and it rolls over to the next year. And then you get to say 10 of them. Yes, exactly.
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May I offer one small counterpoint? Yes, please. I do think there's something fun about not being able to say it that causes comedic tension.
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That's fun. So the air may be let out of that balloon when you do and you might not get the juice that you wanted to squeeze. You want it because you can't have it.
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Unless the musical guest is named Gooch. And then you can say, ladies and gentlemen, Gooch. Once again, Gooch.
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Okay. Is that okay?
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The greats have taken notes. Let me see.
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Okay, I don't think so, honey. Horror movies, okay? Life is scary enough. I do not need to unlock a new fear. I have a very active amygdala. I have a decent amount of empathy. I do not want to watch a young couple have to eat their own eyeballs to get out of a locked room, okay? And don't tell me that it's about the rush of being in the same room with people and feeling social.
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There's three things that shorten your life. Motorcycle. Agree with you. Smoking. And violent images. And then lastly, this also means pranks. No pranks. A jump scare and a prank is a hate crime. Five seconds. If you prank me, that means you hate me. The only devil that I want to see on the screen is the one that wears Prada. Thank you.
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I don't like any kind of scare. No scare.
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It's sad. The world is too scary. The news is rough. I cannot handle it. My nervous system cannot handle it. And I could never handle it. And I just want to say this. I did participate in pranks at one point in my life. The patriarchy comes for all of us. Yeah. We all... But I apologize and I have listened and learned and no more pranks for me.
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Ship it out. Right now, we can't afford it.
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But like when you look at the movies, it's like, what do you want to see? The gorge or a baby in the basket? There's a whole- It's like, am I- Like, is this a punishment?
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We can read about it. We can listen to podcasts about it.
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Okay. So I had a moment, a true crime moment, you know, cause I'm a white lady of a certain age. So I did have a true crime moment, but I can't watch anything.
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I can read or listen, but I can't watch anything that's about true crime. Like any of those dates, any, even softy stuff, like softball stuff. Like I cannot watch it.
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Well, that one isn't as bad, but I don't understand people that join cults. Right. I can't relate.
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Yeah, I was going to say, you have a high cult susceptibility.
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I did like the one where the- Love is One. Yeah, because Mother is Resting is, when she asked for the chicken parmesan.
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wingdings. Right. And everyone is sitting by her bed and it's like, I don't get it.
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Yeah. Culture tough. But when a woman is in charge, it's a little bit more fun.
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Also, when I was a kid, no spooky stories. I didn't like being scared. I do not like that feeling.
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Oh, I guess not. And Dratch and Tina and I were all together and they went and had dinner at Epcot, Mexico. And I was supposed to meet them and they texted me and they were like, you would hate it here. Don't come. And I was like, that's a real friend.
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Did you get goosebumps when you came in?
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It was a good hang.
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Thank you. I hope someday you'll want to do it.
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It would be my absolute joy if I could.
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Any advice? You know, we talked about advice before we leave. Any advice for me?
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Don't overthink it. That's the- Don't overthink it.
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Is it a Doogie Howser cocktail?
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Stay true to yourself.
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No, but it's true. Listen to your instinct. What is your space? Redford.
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And Alan Alda. 70s queens.
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Yeah, we're pretty, we do like very similar things. We go to Bloomingdale's. We like get us by a sweater. We like have, you know, we watch like, we got to watch the White Lotus finale in our hotel room together. And that was really fun. And yeah, we do like simple, like we're like, ooh, like, did you see there's like a place for croissants around the corner? We'll go get one. That's about it.
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But yeah, this one, we were not aligned.
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Don't go here. Don't you feel like a real friend knows don't come here.
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Yeah, I feel like TikTok loves the pit. My TikTok loves the pit. But I mean, look, Noah Wiley, I've been a Noah Wiley fan for 20. I mean, I watched the entirety of ER three times.
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I watched it again during the pandemic. And then I watched it when it came on. I used to be doing like improv at night and waiting tables. That was it. And I would smoke a bong at like seven o'clock and watch ER reruns. Cause they used to be on like TNT and then like go to work or go to a comedy show. And so I feel like I've known Noah forever.
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Yeah, and you know, Dr. Robbie's not in scrubs.
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I have to know what's up. Yeah, but it's so good.
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I used to, yeah, that was back, you know, God, let's see, 90. I was living in the East Village. So I was 26, maybe. Very similar life.
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Actually, when I was coming up here in the elevator, there was a gentleman, a gentleman, a nice young gentleman and a young lady. It was Mady Patinkin. And he had a chart with all this red string. And it smelled so much like weed. They really, really reeked of weed. And I was like, oh, I thought to myself, oh, weed. Remember that? It's been so long. And I just had that. It was like nostalgic.
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Oh, yeah. You were at Coachella. No.
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Yeah. Yeah. I'm... Yeah. That was a different time when I felt like I had no real responsibilities, even though I felt like my life was overwhelming. I didn't have a lot of responsibilities. So it was like, okay, if I was a little stoned. But now, I don't think I could handle it. Not anymore.
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I know it sounds super cheesy, but actually being conscious, like actually just being in the moment is like a high, is a win. Because I'm always future tripping or I'm always thinking about what I just said or did. And I just feel such less personality hangover in general when I'm not altered. So I'm not that into being altered right now. Wow.
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And also I'm older and you need a lot of time to recover. And I stopped drinking right before the pandemic and was really grateful that I didn't really do it during it.
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It's not a, it's not, I'm not in a program or anything, but just like every once in a while, maybe have a thing, but I don't really need it. And it just feels very good.
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So, but it's okay. You know, you can have a little poison. Like just like sugar is poison. You can have a like, it can't sugar. It's all poison.
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But I think especially as a woman of a certain age, you do start to feel the poison a little bit more. The poison really turns on you.
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And just you don't get the same kind of thing anymore.
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Are you worried about microplastics?