Blaine

Yeah, I feel so horrible about that. Okay, well, that's what we wanted to hear. No, I'm not responsible for something like that. No, man.

I'm not feeling it, no. Aww. I mean, come on. Next thing I know, she's probably going to be trying to sell me some Bitcoin.

Oh, great.

I mean, she's cute. She's fun. I'm just not interested in seeing her again. I mean, what else do you want me to tell you?

Yeah, we had a nice kiss at the end of the date.

Oh.

I felt bad. I mean, like, I've been short, too, and I just felt like I could help her out. I'm in a decent spot.

I asked her what her Venmo was, and I kicked her $200 right away.

Not exactly. I mean, I'm what... What was weird is that she was very appreciative. She was like, thank you, thank you. But then she says, I'm still 800 short.

Oh, okay.

There's no way I'm giving $1,000 to a chick I just met. And I'm thinking about, like, that's just a bad feeling, you know? It's a whole bad vibe.

I started thinking, like, does she do this to other guys?

Yeah.

Well, whatever her situation is, it's just not something I want to be involved with, I think.

Like, why else would you tell me that after I just gave you $200? You know, like, why else would you share that information? And what's this thing about, like, now I'm going to have to go to work?

She actually said to me, I still got the text. I can read it to you.

Yeah, please help us.

What did she say? Well, no, it says right here. She's like, look, I need $800 more from you or I'm going to have to go to work. Okay.

This makes me question everything. Like, how did she even get that Topgolf? You know, did she pay for it or did somebody else pay for it?