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Very healthy, healthy sort of deal, sounds like to me.

It sounds like you talked about him a lot on your date.

But what's the point of posting online if your exes aren't supposed to see? Like, that's the whole reason we do anything online.

I don't know. The people who post ring pictures flaunt. Yeah. So you're saying that you're still not going to take it off?

Maybe the only way she'll take it off is if Kent gives her an even bigger, nicer ring. And it all starts with you going on another date with her, Kent, that we'll pay for.

No red flags here, Kent. I don't see anything wrong.

You can even take a picture with her together with the two of you and your brand new ring and post it right at her ex-boyfriend.

So you're saying yes, but you don't want the drama? Proceed with caution. She just changed her hair. She's going through something.

I can't tell either, but I do want to know what happens on date number two.

So you guys are going out again.

Yeah, why not?

All right.

Oh, my God. I guess miracles do happen, guys. You want to start taking bets on how many dates they last? Brooke, what do you got?

Half of one.

Oh, I was going to go with one and a half. You think not even the full date. Okay.

And if your ex-boyfriend's listening to this on podcast, somebody missed out.

I'm sure he feels that. Big time.

Got a text into 7592 that says, I think that actually was my ex and I want her back.

Oh, no.

Or at least the ring.

Shut up.

I cannot believe they're going out again. Yeah.

I know.

I don't know. I think we've all held on to stuff from our previous relationships and it doesn't mean anything.

There were so many red flags in this situation.

I mean, I've got fingernails and skin samples from my exes, but not in a weird, like, oh, I'm obsessed with you. I smell these every day kind of way. Just a regular, I hold on to stuff that makes me happy sort of deal.

Do you put a next to your hair doll or no? Oh, that would be weird. Sorry. That would be weird.

Cross a line.

Jeez. Anyway. If you ever want to get a second date update, you can email the show. We'll call the person who isn't calling you back. And check out all of the podcasts for second dates. They're up.

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Is it possible to accidentally catfish someone? i mean i guess we have people that say that on our show all the time where they showed up to the date and oh no he's even more attractive than his pictures i mean the opposite i wasn't prepared for a clooney hemsworth look-alike woe is me

I just forgot to update my profile photo.

Well, one of our listeners is worried she may have unintentionally catfished her date.

Oh, no.

Her name's Morgan, and she's a solid six in her photos online, but an 11 when you see her in person. Isn't that right, Morgan?

And humble, yeah. Well, Morgan, we want to help you here. Tell us about the guy that you catfished by accident. What's his name?

His name is Kent. Okay. And you don't honestly think that Kent isn't calling you back because you're too hot, right?

On the first date?

He was serious. He was not kidding. That is a good family member that will just start dating randos just to find an organ donor. I gotta say.

I mean, I can understand that question on a second date, maybe. Date one, it's a little bit too soon.

Maybe not a kid, but how about like a lot? So you're about to delete your app is what you're saying.

And that made you not delete it? Like I would think that that would be quicker.

How do you respond to that? Or do you even respond?

Wait, is that true?

A little dark humor.

Just kidding about my dad's fiery death. Yeah, I'm surprised he didn't delete that.

That's a cute way to start off a conversation where you turn that into a date somehow.

Oh, right.

You went for the full makeover.

Yeah. Did he at least like, was it a compliment? Like, wow, you're so much prettier now.

He was just like, what? I don't know if you're so much prettier now as a compliment either. No. Because it means that she looks bad before, Jeffrey. I think we need to work on your compliment name. It should be like, I didn't think you could get prettier. It's kind of undercut there. I didn't think you could. But see, that's too cheesy. Okay. Yeah.

All right. Off to a little bit of a rocky start here. Were you able to get things on track?

Singing is dumb.

Why the hell are you wearing that?

But it's like a diamond. It looks like an engagement ring.

fingers or maybe when you said it was like one of my ex-boyfriends you probably thought it was just a joke like your dad that had a plane crash that would have been funny yeah he died in a tornado accident yeah so how did you and kent end the date you know it ended up just fine we had a friendly hug and it seemed like things were going to continue like i'm going to reach out to you and

Selfishly, Alexa says that. We'll find out the real answer after we play a song, come back, call Kent, and get your second date update right after this, okay?

Let's play a little game of Spot the Red Flag.

I'm not good at this game. I have bad vision.

Yeah, you two are going to fail.

Let's try. There's a blonde girl who shows up to the first date with a totally different hair color, wearing an ex-boyfriend's promise ring, joking about her fake pilot dad crashing his plane. I can't find the red flags.

That's cute.

So I don't know why Kent wouldn't be calling our listener Morgan back after their first date.

Well, you just say it. I don't know.

It's not very nice. Brooke, what do you think?

I'm really at a loss. You know, I think it's really normal to wear old promise rings.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, the promise rings.

Yeah, because usually when you're like 19 or 18 or whatever, you can afford a big diamond.

Morgan, I mean, do you see anything wrong with what happened on your first date there?

So the promise ring was a joke.

Funny flags. Okay.

No.

Well, it really doesn't matter what any of us think. It all comes down to Kent and his opinion of your first date. That's what we're going to try and get from him right now.

Okay.

Let's dial his number and hope that he picks up.

Yes. Unknown numbers. Also red flags. No.

Hey, is this Kent?

Who's this? Who do you think we are?

Maybe he might guess right.

I highly doubt it.

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

Who are you? We are a morning radio show.

Oh, okay. It's about the standard answer that we get a lot of the times when we do these. But we're doing something called a second date update. We're trying to get some answers for our listener, Morgan, on why you're not calling her back after going out with her.

Yeah, so that's like good because, you know, she obviously liked you.

Yeah, so we demand answers, Kent.

You literally could not be more awkward. It's like court now. Not even scary.

You know, Kent, we can ask nicely. Why don't you call in Morgan back after you guys had such a great first date?

What did she, like, call you? Yeah. She reached out to us and told us all about your first hangout together. Oh, she did? She did. Okay. Overall, it seemed pretty good, but she did mention there were a few possible awkward moments, like she brought up that she looked a little bit different than her photos online.

Well, so different that you didn't even recognize her.

Did that upset you?

That's a lovely answer.

So if that's the case, then was there something else that happened on the date? Because she says that she's been trying to reach out to you, but you've been kind of avoiding her via text.

Oh, you got that much detail, huh? Yeah.

Did you not? I'll be honest with you, Kent. She did mention that she was wearing an ex's ring, but we didn't know the story behind it, that they were together for five years or whatever else happened with it.

I'm sorry. Well, I mean, it's just a promise ring.

So wait, what upset you? I don't understand.

No, I think it's revenge. Like, it's proving to him, like, ha-ha, still got your ring, right?

ooh should we yeah how do we do that Jeff I guess we could call her and ask but oh wait she's already on the line how convenient Jeff what type of person creepily waits on the other line listening in on other people's conversations I guess that's Morgan that's the type of person Morgan hi oh okay uh Well, so she's been listening to all of this. I didn't even realize that. That's totally on her.

It is. Morgan, what were you doing there?

Yeah. You better start explaining that, girl.

It has nothing to do with you have any secret feelings for your ex-boyfriend.

I knew it was revenge. All right.

So she doesn't think about him at all. There you go. Just when she posts directly at him online to get back at him for all the horrible things he did.