Captain Silky Silvertips

Hi, Missy, I am Captain Silky Silvertips and I hail out of the island called Marathon down in the Florida Keys. Cool. And you're a pirate? Well, I'm a pirate most of the day. When I'm not, I'm a landscaper.

So I took out my flintlocks to shoot at the sun. Now, mind you, there was no projectiles.

Simply gunpowder, right?

Well, I defend my Second Amendment right.

To become a Florida man, you must first be a Florida boy and experience the life that it gives you as a boy to hone your skills to be, in my case, a Florida pirate man.

Ah, no. Originally, I hailed from Chicago.

I was then. But since then, I've lived my entire life here in the Keys.

Must be in the water that we're drinking down here to drive us to what we do.

And, uh... Women.

Yeah. They're the ones that drive you crazy.