Caroline

Worst day of his life.

And then eventually they get to the end, she's sort of like, is standing on the bed and she like takes his face in her hands and she's like kissing him and she's like, you know, what we have is amazing and da-da-da.

And then...

And he says, with you, it's the best it's ever been.

And then he says, until now.

And he grabs her ankles and he flips her on the bed.

And it's so fit.

Look, I don't really fancy Ross of a day to day either, but I cannot say he's not good at sex.

He's definitely good at sex.

He's so good at sex that a woman who's pretty certain that she's attracted to women stays with him for a long time.

Dick is a prison, Caroline.

Good dick is a prison.

Good dick is a prison.

I think that's probably why it took Carol so long to realize that she's exclusively attracted to women because she is having pretty good sex with Ross.

And she's like, it's not my favorite, but it's not bad.

Because importantly, obviously the notion of bisexuality is too advanced for friends, but like Carol never says she's bi.

She says she's a lesbian.

Okay, here's what I think.

Can I give you my rundown of how I think the friends are at sex?

I'm not going to rank them because I think that... I also think it's babyish for us to live in binaries of people either being good or bad in sex.