David Rakoff
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This is Just to Say by David Rakoff.
At our wedding, I disappeared briefly to have sex with your sister up against the back of the Porto Sands.
The Chardonnay was so fresh and cold, and I, so full of love and a sense of family.
And I said, I'm sure one day we'll laugh about this.
Well, by one day, I meant that day.
And by laugh, I meant laugh.
This is Just to Say by Shalom Auslander.
I'm sorry you're overweight and drinking and feeling like everything in your life is doomed to failure, but this is probably why Mom said I was her favorite.
It sucks, little doe, that I hit you with my car, but at least you weren't alive to watch the hunters shoot your children.
He was a troublemaker, okay, and didn't know when to shut up.
Still, we never would have killed him if we'd known he was the Lord.