Davis

I feel like that is a fair response after I got to relook at everything. But at the same time, I feel like you could also say I'm very confident to have shown that to you.

Okay, so, I mean, you weren't answering any of my messages. And to go back to that, like, this is an AI program. It's not 100% accurate.

Oh, his smile. I'm sorry. His name is Jonathan. Wait. That makes it worse. Don't name them. Okay. That was a joke that he was making, right?

I mean, I did name them, but they're not real. Oh, Jonathan.

That's a great idea. What if I make you a new book of just us going on AI dates? No kidding.

We know you're in. We know.

Samantha, I didn't tell you some of the best parts about me. I can tickle myself. We didn't need that.

Hey, thanks for having me, guys.

Yeah, I guess I'll dive right in.

Like you guys said, you know, I met her about two years ago or on Instagram. We started talking and we matched.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We talked a little bit. I got her to agree to go out on a date with me, but we couldn't figure out schedules or time. Oh. And eventually, one day, she just left me on read.

okay follow yes so you guys click yeah he commented on a bunch of her pics and she finally got it right that's good yeah so two years later i still follow her and i'm seeing her pictures a lot like she's still so cute and i decide you know what i'm gonna try and reach out again well i mean she left you on red but you could still see your photos so that's a positive sign

We went out on three dates. Oh. Our first two dates were really good. She's a lot of fun. She seemed to like my company. And on our third date, you know, I was feeling really good, maybe too good about it, and this is where I screwed up. Uh-oh.

Okay. First, I just want to say, like, I work in tech. I work with AI programs a lot and things like that, okay?

So we're hanging out at my place. She goes to the bathroom, and when she comes back... Oh. I had a book out on the coffee table waiting for kind of like a scrapbook type thing, nothing too fancy. What? What do you mean a scrapbook type thing? So I basically made an AI scrapbook of our life together over the next 40 years.

Oh, wow.

Well, that's the thing. I did do like future vacations like us in Mexico with dolphins jumping over us. Cool. AI dolphins. I thought it was funny. It was obviously AI. Okay.

At one point, there's an AI like of her in a delivery room with our first baby.

Why would you put any woman in the delivery room? I thought she'd be laughing, but she looked more shocked than anything. Yeah.

Or what happened? So she did say she was like, wow, you put a lot of effort into it. But it wasn't like a happy tone. No.

Yeah. So this obviously was a big mess up. And I never got to explain that this was like all meant as a joke. And she hasn't responded to my text and this is like over 10 days now. Okay.

I think I was so mortified after like her response of like, oh, you put a lot of effort into this.

Yeah. Okay. I'd just like to tell her, like, hey, I didn't mean this to be creepy and maybe get some advice on how to say it.

So, I mean, David, would you say that that's accurate? That's accurate. I mean, I think the one that got her the most was our wedding day, and I photoshopped her parents into it.

We hadn't heard about the wedding photo.

No, I mean, I found him on Instagram.

Oh, yeah. No, I'm a big nerd. Okay. Jose, what's your advice?

I can tickle myself and laugh, and I don't think other people can do that. Okay.

Hello? Hey, Samantha, it's Davis. Hi. Oh. Hey, so I just, I was trying to reach out a few days ago, and I just wanted a chance to maybe talk with you about our last date.

Well, I think you maybe got the wrong impression about the book that I made. Why do you feel like I felt that way? Well, I mean, your general reaction to it and demeanor afterwards seemed very scared, creeped out. You're not far off. I was a little weirded out. So here's the thing. Like, I'm a big nerd.

And a lot of my nerd friends who work at my nerd place had done stuff like this with their girlfriends. And I may have jumped the gun again. I know you weren't my girlfriend, but they thought it was very funny with them. And I thought it might be funny for us. And I might have nerded a little too hard.

Yeah, but I'm kind of like a tech nerd type thing. And one of those ways to show it to you was to make that for you.

Okay. What did your friends say? What was their feedback?