Funny Marco
Appearances
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, Pacheco, he's a little injured right now. Yeah, a little injured. I'm fighting through it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh, yeah, I definitely could. I would really try to get to know you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I've been a Chiefs fan since Trent Green.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, but it doesn't feel like a big game. I feel like because we already know what's going to happen.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's like, why, you know? Yes. Yeah. It's that. Like, you know, it's just like when you eat. You just know, okay, like, it's like you getting excited to get in the shower. Like, you know you just got to get in there. Right. You know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's just like that. You got to do it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
41?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It became Funny Marco with owning up to who you are. I feel like sometimes when you are a person that deal with any type of struggles, sometimes you get picked on for that. But sometimes accept them and understand that this is a part of life that I'm born with. So I feel like once I learned my struggles that I was at, And nobody could make fun of me. I was able to be funny, too.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You know what I'm saying? So you can't let me down. So that's that. So anybody in the world that's out there, if you're dealing with anything that you feel like is hard, just sometimes accept it and understand this is how I'm made. And don't let nobody tear you apart.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Wow, that was a big word. I wish I knew that. You know that word, Marco. See, look. I told you. Imperfections.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, embrace it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Like on a personal level, has it?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I say now I'm at a point where I do stand-up too as well. So when I actually talk to my audience, I'm sharing them who I am and what I go through and also letting people know no matter what race you are, we all go through the same thing and just different reasons. You know what I'm saying?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So understand that love yourself and put God first, and that's the most important thing that's going to get you there. Were you picked on? I say yeah because I struggle with reading and spelling. So the thing is, and I always say the word wrong and people laugh at me, but it's funny. But I deal with dyslexia. Okay. And also ADHD. So with those things.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yes.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I did too, yeah. So with that being said. You and me are the same age. Look at that. I don't like spelling. This is not me. I don't like spelling. I'm allergic to spelling. I don't like spelling or reading. But, again, I know the basics. I know the basics, but don't just give it to me. Let somebody else do it. And some people are good at that. I'm good at other things. Yes. That's that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I like that.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And it feels good, right? Yeah, yeah. It's something I always wonder. It's like me when I go to sleep. Right when I lay down, I start thinking about the stuff I haven't done. Your mind's racing. Yeah, so it's always that. I'm like, what do I do to slow it down? Like, I do want to slow down sometimes because I overthink. When I'm cleaning up, I'm cleaning the bathroom.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm like, oh, yeah, my bed not made. Then I make the bed. I'm like, oh, it's nice. I need to get back to the bathroom. I get to the bathroom. I'm hungry. I get food, and I'm done cleaning.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Because some people are not. You get a girlfriend, she's like, why are you not finishing tasks? Like, I'm not a task finisher. I cannot finish a task.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I want to. I actually want to. Oh, you've never taken it before? No, I haven't, but I heard it's the thing.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
So the thing is, they said, well, they were like, okay, if you take it, will you be you? And I'm like, oh, that's a good question. Like, would I change? Would I not think how I want to think? Would the creativity go away?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but it just opened a new side.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
See, I said I want to go, I want to find me my nearest doctor and go for it. I do want to do it. All right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I went to the casino, too, and put my thing in.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, my tattoo. I got to show you my tattoo.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I love you, man.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I got three of them. I love you, too. I got three tattoos in the Chiefs. If I don't get them, they're going to lose. Right. So I had to get them.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, before the game. I already did it before.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, it's not an if. It's not an if. This is my doing. It's on my leg. What if they lose? I mean, we can whisper about it. Oh, wow. Yeah, that was right before. Man, that's like a sleeve. Yep, and that's the bottom of LA. So that's before we had got it. That is very cool. And that was February 7th. Right. Time stamped it. Yeah, let them know.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, I am. Yeah. And especially being from Kansas City. Kansas City, we don't have a lot. So all we got is barbecue in Kansas City Chiefs. Right. So this is really a big break for us. So I feel like this is dope. I do wish the Super Bowl could stay in Vegas. Right. Why? Because Vegas was just a great experience. Yeah, it's cool.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm not saying that this is not, but it was just like there you can hotels, enough hotels. There was a lot of, you know, big casinos. And you met a lot of players because I got to meet Baker Mayfield. And they were just all in a room. You know, they were out. Like, you know, out was more of a city where you're more comfortable walking out and stuff. So, Baker Mayfield was really great.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And that was, like, dope to me. I really like Baker Mayfield. I wish he could come play for the Chiefs and be behind Patrick Mahomes. Behind Patrick Mahomes. Yeah. It would be good. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah. To get a ring.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Let's aim bigger. Steph Curry was great to run into. Do they notice you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Oh, my God. Chris Jones. Chris Jones is really like on the animal on the field. When you hear him, you're like, yeah, man. I'm like, that's your real voice? And he's just like, yeah, it's me. He's like, I'm Chris Jones.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I'm like, hey, that's your real voice. That's the guy who's got 18 sets a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's me. I'm on the film. I'm a different person. I'm like, wow. Oh, Mike Tyson. Oh, my God, I was scared.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Oh, my God.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I was scared. And he has threatened to kill my co-host. Oh, my God. He told me to get up, and I got up. Mike Tyson scared me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I got up. Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, I feel like it's so, I put so much, and you probably decided when I put so much pressure on myself, I feel like it's so more to do. Yeah, always. And I also just be, grateful for what I am getting, I feel like it's something more to be grateful for. So I just always like working.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And some people ask me, like I told my friend, if I had a chance to get a billion dollars in one day or I can get a billion dollars for sure for working what I'm doing, I'm going to take the working route.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But then it's born after that. Yeah, I guess you're right.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
But why not just get paid the billion? It's just like, I don't have to work no more. And it's just like, you know, some people, and I feel like it's a... It's a Gemini thing. Every Gemini actually keep going. And also people that's creative, too, outside of the Gemini, like you, just kind of being in that field of creativity. Like, I love to leave a mark. I love to leave memories with people.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And leaving something with people is the most important thing because, you know, because we're not, you know, ever going on. So to be grateful for life is very, very important.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, it's a gift and a curse. It is, right? That's why I feel like with me, I feel like I'm not doing enough. Because you want to turn your mind off, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't turn your mind off. Yeah, because even when I'm asleep, I'm still up, you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Really? You don't like watching yourself either.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Me either. I don't. So I do stand-up, and people are like, listen over to this, and it's so hard. I can't.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I haven't only watched one interview of my life over. Wow. Wow, that's crazy, right? Yeah. The comedy tour. Tell us about it. It's getting people to know me. And I also like that I cater.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
They know a part of me. Right. They don't know you. They don't know you the way I've got it. It's really a real-life energy thing. So, again, certain people will be like. And Cat Williams said this. He was on a podcast with Theo Vaughn. He was just like, when people meet you, they feel like they already know you. He said, because I'm putting out the real me on the side.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And some people can't do that. And I feel like I put the real me every time I meet anybody.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, I'm still on tour right now.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I first did because I didn't like talking around a lot of people. And now that I'm just like, it's my gift and it's my calling, that's what I'm doing, you know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, I do.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, it is.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I think I don't remember dates. I don't. I love you. They never know where I'm going.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
No, you do stand up.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
You get in there and you're just winging it all day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay, I got you.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Who doesn't pee in the pool?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, exactly.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay. Do you do it? Which one? Farting on a plane. I fart on a plane. I haven't got Mark, no. I ain't got that because I feel bad because I know they're going to know it's me. Right. And it's just going to be bad. And you're too honest.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, yeah. I can't do that. That's Mark, no. That's Mark, no. Ketchup on a hot dog. On a hot dog, no. But dip in a hot dog, yeah. You're okay with that. Yeah, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I want to know what does it take to be a great dad? Because I know you want.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
My next question is, how do you handle... Being the person to say yes, and then when it's time for you to get a yes, it's kind of you don't really get that back.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
It's a great question, man. Yeah, I know it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I told you. I know it. I know it. I know you. Look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, no, we are. Look.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I know. We will. We will. You're already celebrating. The hope is out. I don't never hope for nothing. You know?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Yeah, it is. It is. 31-41. Remember that. Mark my words. I thought it was 41-38. What'd I say last time? I'll be tripping, okay? And I lie, too. I lie so damn good. So do I. I believe it. When you lie so good, you just believe it. I'm going to hug you. I'm going to hug you right now, man. I am going to hug you. Yeah! That's it. Yeah, a couple of liars, yeah.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
The good thing about lying, I do it to protect them, not me.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
How long you been lying?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
31.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Right, that's it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
What's your name again?
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
I forgot it. You remember mine? We've never had. I never even get to ask you your name.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Don't ever.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Okay, yeah. I mean, but still. Because you that guy.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
That's it.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
And then behind us saying, wrap it up. So that's what we're going to do. Because we could have went all day.
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
GBF- Super Week: Funny Marco, Simms, Annie Agar, Dolphins, Stellato
Seven. Can you name them? Yeah, one of them is like Marco, and then I got Ricky, and I got Taylor Swift. Right. I'm a Swifty. Okay. Travis Kelsey. Patrick. I'm a Patrick, too. Patty. I'm on my homes. Yeah. And then you got Marco Summers. Right. What happened to Pacheco?