Gabriel Kerr

I saw an ad on a porn site recently, and there's just a guy standing there by himself, completely naked, right? And he's got his dick in one hand and a Pringles party stack can in the other. And they're the same size. So now I'm not watching porn, obviously. I'm Googling how big that fucking Pringles can is. Save you guys the trouble. 16 inches. That's a lot of fucking Pringles.

You know what I'm saying? Do the math on that. That's two 8-inch dicks. That's two good dicks. I feel like you guys need a visual. I could stand here tonight with that Pringles can and fuck it. And then another guy with the same size dick as me could fuck the other side. And there'd still be a stack of Pringles in the center. And it'd be safe to eat.

Just this.

Yeah, I had a rental property, but that's no longer a good business, so...

41.

I produce a couple shows in town. Okay. And they do good. They're weekly shows?

Yeah.

That's how good Jews are at hiding. There was one in here for 40 years. But how did you find out? My grandfather died and my grandmother told my dad that she's Jewish and had been hiding it from him her whole life.

Yeah.

Yeah, because I'm not making any money on my investment properties. What the fuck?

Six months ago.

No, there's apps just for that. Really? They are called... Yeah.

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